It’s intoxicating when you do it

that’s right scout ant there’s no more crumbs on the counter, tell your friends

Quentin Tarantino voice: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia would be perfect if it weren’t for Jimmi Simpson. McPoyle just ruins that show

can you imagine saying "fuck, i wish i had never spent that $40 on that machete"?

I’ve found it’s tough being not a billionaire and right about everything.

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“specialization is for insects” i say despite only ever posting one liners about star wars

jambalaya with calrose rice: 👍

someone’s gonna write a good as hell paper about gluttonous restaurant challenges and societal complacency

they said they never see me at the gym i said i never see you at the patent office

everything i know about fish reproduction i learned from finding nemo

i think if anything is to be learned from tonight, it’s “don’t take me to church”

just saw a very annoying reply and went to mute the person who made it and i already had them muted. this website sucks but i am consistent

They don’t tell you that if you sell all your worldly possessions they gift you with the One Ultimate possession

shouts in french

what’s the world record for most school shootings survived, and is it different from the us record

the fucked up thing is, bruce willis was a pretty good actor. he sold some stuff pretty good, pretty good. sticking him with sly and arnold is inappropriate.

6 finger discount

how many tomato soups has Bari sent back for being "too spicy"

caked up chibi hobo (chocobo)

oh it’s past closing time? you’re not going to invite me to do cocaine with the line cooks?

Downright odd how swirling nonce-clouds enshroud every neofascist movement!!!

the snow has fallen such that it looks like a little child, standing on a pile of snow, watching the snow fall

Old YouTube algorithm still kicking youtu.be/iNGClJV92h8?...

Venturi effect gf / Coriolis effect bf

Taking a sick day on Monday. I feel fine now I just anticipate being pretty run down after starting for the Colts on Sunday.

i’m doing intelligence prompts now. i say something and then the smart people who see my posts think of it. first up: a cool coffee meme that says “the weekend is just two more days to grind”

small victory: my daughter was at Starbucks with friends today and didn’t get anything because I’ve been saying we should boycott them

antiabortion people love to tell you that tomorrow isn’t guaranteed

That’s the beautiful thing about a summer night’s dream…even one that isn’t that great still hits

"It's a big club and you ain't in it"

ask why it don’t matter, all this is just patter, but every single post just makes me sadder

i’d sooner drive drunk than ride in a waymo

are you telling me this summer nights dream is mid

conservatives love to accurately describe the current state of the world and then pretend it's a worst case hypothetical under socialism

We have to protect women and children from the trans menace. Summon Lord Pedophile

let’s fucking go dave this is absolutely not a joke, i hate your fucking guts bsky.app/profile/riga...

people will just say stuff on here. i’m gonna see it! cmon!

i would like a button on every website that i can click to tell the people there that i disapprove

we got everything in this mug

you guys have this all wrong

you’re thinking of the democrats. probably gavin newsom

if you’re over the age of thirty and still getting riled up at derogatory references to capitalism; buddy,

GF walked in and looked at the TV and said “baby this shit is really stupid”

i’m just looking forward to one too many people getting an ai denial of whatever and showing up at sam altmans door. i want that moment recorded on film

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

lol I’m a relatively small account with a frankly weird hobby and I’ve sold more bean orders than this

all that ink spilled on this person and she can't outsell your local hardcore band's latest 7"