did you know if you log off and don’t read social media, all of the bad stuff ceases to exist? it’s awesome you should try it

i am serious -shirley

and in the name of the lollipop guild we’re gonna tear a hamstring chasing you

we must remove silicon valley

I’ve had the source files on Archive for a while, someone sent me the disc ages ago, so I’m glad Kenny was able to do something with it.

i have several oaks around my house so this time of year is spectacular for if you think you might like to live in a place with a lot of machine gun fire, you can see that that sucks

vampires can enter your home at any time because you didn't bother to read the terms of the dracEULA

“transfer to a warm shallow dish” sounds like my assets after the divorce.

baldur is gate

it used to be safe to walk around downtown

more like so-gay ohtani. has anyone tried this

“we’re gonna drill the fuck outta this”

leftists want you to believe that everyone with a nazi tattoo is a nazi, but the truth is more complicated than that: everyone who doesn’t mind a nazi tattoo is also a nazi

Well well well

(in the most nasal loser voice possible) Honored to have you be so triggered by someone calling you out for having a midwit take. Care to rebut my statement?

today in conspiracy theories i’m spreading, i’m convinced the feds went after the nba for gambling because it is the blackest pro sports league.

going through google reviews and giving every church 1 star "fun atmosphere but i did not feel the presence of god"

she's got a dumpster truck <<< she drives the poopmobile

the homie who is always asking you to disable your adblocker

anybody made this joke yet

starting the weekend early [engages in a bunch of self destructive behaviors] stickin it to the man [pays a bunch of excise tax]

this isn’t an endorsement of ai but asking if we’re looking at the right thing and no of course not

i seldom worry about what the people i follow think about me replying to their reposts.

Just found out about object permanence. This is gonna save me a TON of money

hahaha remember when obama had his feet on the desk

it’s really telling about the motivations of ice agents that every one of them profiles as a school shooter but none of them have shot their comrades

3 and a half hour youtube about the excavator that’s tearing down the White House

[tattoo shop] yeah like the ghostbusters logo but without the ghost, right on top of the other one

i just demolished the east wing of the white house and it turns out there is a second, equally problematic wing on the other side. ffs

i think i disagree but i don’t care enough about you to find out what you mean

Oh so she can suddenly afford to quit, interesting.

"i dont think that means what it think you means" award

*Pouring a container of 6000 BBs onto your kitchen floor from standing height*: jesus would you look at them go. Your vacuum is gonna sound CRAZY

The time travel will continue until the baby hitlers have been put on blast

i’m the problem it’s me

you know you can just like. not post

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Ah brother that’s no good.

lmao

I'm obsessed with this guy I found on TikTok. incredible energy

qed

🤡

I dunno, the new White House remodel looks fine

I’m a single issue voter and the issue is the ballroom and anything else he has built have to get bulldozed into the river day 1

for me one of the greatest feelings of shame i can feel is being hoodwinked by an ai image or video for even half a second. unfathomable to imagine knowingly seeking it out

person that spends their whole life slowly figuring out how to be a human

jesus christ