[covered in cuts and sfrapes] don’t see me cryin

I'll give you a hint, its the chief executive of the united states

These are the two optimal types of Baseball Name.

asking the hard questions of big accounts

i hate it when i don’t understand things. luckily it only happens all the time

Tag yourself. I’m Bort

@slime-golem.biz he taught me it was ok to be weird

It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2

hell yeah

[used: 1x ‘potion that makes you say hell yeah’] me: hell yeah

i don’t have to do shit, you stupid fuck.

gutter mouth is a really good band

sga without the talent

as a creative

Neiman Barkus

i was cancelled by greece

This is completely deranged: Iran is required to play games in the US but ISN’T ALLOWED TO STAY IN THE COUNTRY OVERNIGHT. They will instead have to fly back to Mexico. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Okay, man.

old baseball

Neolithic hedgehog sculpture

if this mamdani kid is serious about making it in the supermarket biz, he's gonna need to invent grocery as a service

This looks like it could be the second highest trim Apple car

Looks like shit

the king is on one fr

happy MEMEorial Day everyone! Let’s kick this bad boy off! Reply or quote with your dankest memes 😏

Boring History for Sleep

but if all the buses are going in the opposite direction to where you want to be, staying at home is the best option. i don't think this bus metaphor works all too well

Biden/Harris arrested more people for protesting the genocide than January 6th insurrectionists and Epstein associates combined

it's falling because UK higher ed is a property management portfolio wrapped in a thin layer of chinese students who are increasingly not willing to pay tens of thousands of quid for the privilege

God controls the weather I control this here bbq grill

inviting you to a weekend at Château de Pervert en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%A...

you love coffee? that's awesome, but as a creative, i likely have a stronger and more intimate connection with it

I never watched body cams because it seems idk gross but I started just looking for the ones where the person being arrested looks rich and now I know why people like this

very disappointing to find out i follow dr money

Oh fuck, he needs the Jeff Epstein beard

i got a haircut and my head is extremely rectangular

i love finding out that the targets of these have me blocked. wickets giroux stays winning

This sounds like the beginning of a horror movie. And I truly hope it turns out that way—for him

Something inside us longs to suit up and strap into the manned maneuvering unit and sink into the swamp

if you go to a graduation ceremony and scream for more than 1.5 seconds after your focus is announced i think you should be executed.

this place would be better if the posts were worse and the people were scum

Corey Atad: gb2gbs

I think more people would be cool with religion if leaders leaned more towards the Solomon Missouri archetype

pretend i quoted that guy being a dumbass too, i like being in on trends

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

This is for like 87% of everything happening now

totally on board with intellectual property stuff if it kills off the nazi technology sector. same with iffy claims on water use. scorn no weapon at hand

my cousin is het up

hey re: world historic events, just let me know if somethin changes. i'm not interested in stuff that almost happened or whatever. im busy

if i had a day like today at my job i would just quit