it's bisexual day and rapture day oh boy i hope i get both

i keep pulling a bunch of strings but nothing seems to happen

u could literally take me to the 4th dimension and i'd just be like ok. idc. i have a lot going on rn.

on the opposite of mend

girl what that heart do

mixing a bunch of tylenol in my acid for double the fun

what i like about your posts is how they make people realize that mine are much more funny and clever

its so crazy bees got away with rebranding their barf as "honey" like yeah okay and my cum is ambrosia

double it and give it to the next person

my friend just said: "wait we're not even through the first year of him being in office???" 😭😭

using big words to make u believe my argument

lacing an unattended drink with tylenol

taking tylenol rn

i'm giving everybody a damn

Banging my head on the wall to the rhythm of the Scooby doo intro song

god is dead and we have killed him, there's not gonna be atonement for our sins, the cum will never come

this website lacks creativity

third base is me sending u memes every hour

god called me into the office and fired me for this post

getting into the headspace of a poster: a practical guide

"what have u been up to" i don't know

just assume i pretty much never have any idea what is going on

if the rapture happens on marie stupid post wednesday i wouldn't be surprised. that's like THE day to do it

rapture deez nuts

bunnies can walk but choose to hop

Checked out the offline world and the online world and it turns out lots of people are very fucking stupid

Sorry I can't make it tonight my body is shutting down

these pics were taken within seconds of each other

lets go back to when the biggest controversy was what color the dress was right guys

i went to the realm that makes nobody know you and if it weren't for the power of love embued in the locket you gave me i don't think i would have ever made it back. needless to say, no one mentioned you

i’m like if a god was really really bogged down

water towers are so interesting like ooh that's where u keep the water

yes i do have ur post notifs on vs yes i do have u muted

the reason why there’s two windows at the drive-thru is so you can order and say ‘i love you’ at the 1st window, and then they give you your food and reply with ‘i love you too’ at the 2nd window

my theory is that the earlier u see xmas decorations out, the worse america is getting

getting fucked up off this can of water rn

i'm postless

i wonder what i was on about

all this awful stuff i'm going through rn is worth it bc i'll make it into a banger post

guys im slightly positive

babe what's wrong you've hardly touched your industrial cheese vat

me to a complete stranger: so like. what are we

we have to bill the computer

it probably feels soo good to be able to make conversation and connect with people

giving his penis the gen z stare

fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, bitch shame on u again what rhe fuck is wrong with u

guys they're forcing me to follow the laws of physics

they should make an ailment that makes you feel better

time for my daily google search

just downloaded an ad blocker on my new refrigerator