sometimes im a gay guy

that dick corrupt me

i'm not hypersexual i just like attention

i dont know if im ready to relinquish my virginity, im really attached to my hymen

Dick on medium

WOW!

We irritating 😂😂😂

had the honor and privilege of receiving a job rejection today 🥰

nonbinary dick save me

I feel so freeeee

are you a lady like me ?

shitting my ass off so hard I pass out and fall off the toilet and hit my head on the bathroom floor and die instantly

they should make a job that i can have

eating a beautiful bowl of fruity pebbles

this picture is making me cry i cant believe he looks like this

i hope rfk jr **** ********* 🤞

honey im home, is your butt ball securely in place? 😈

your pussy is trash

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

this song is hard as fuck

who me? i like my horse. my pony, my horse :)

im about to succumb to my curse

here, take this.. just a little something to remember me by 😘 *gives you a yeast infection*

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

*receptionist voice* and did you need your nonbinary tea validated?

if i had a penis and it was hard it would TOTALLY tent my loin cloth

make that uvula twerk

sexting in bed with my cpap on

guys i did it, i filled my pill container 😫🙌

how to make thousands of dollars today

the penis may fall down, but it will always get up again. and i just think that’s beautiful <3

don’t look at the cat hair on my hat please and thanks idk where the lint roller is

im offended.

it’s giving dope asf and penis

this thumbnail and title is making me wheeze 😭

u should watch this video if u hate ai ! very good and helpful :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=y85n...

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

trumps twitter profile picture has me crying laughing

the penis does sins because it cannot read the BIBLE

guys i just found out about the way the truth and the life

getting circumcised as i type this!

guys i have been looking for a job for so long i dont think its ever gonna happen for me

ethel cain just told me to kill myself