Hey y’all, so I hate that I have to do this and honestly I should have done it about a month ago, maybe even setting up an actual go fund me but asking for help is scary and I’m trying not to feel ashamed. More details below. I need ~$3,000 My cashapp is SGB9124, dm me for other payment apps ILY🥺

to the transgenders with executive dysfunction who want to legally change their names, good luck mama <3 everything about the process is impossible if you're built like me

something so humiliating about calling to ask the pharmacy to refill your prescription :/

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LUDA!!!!!!!!

is my new bio (huge ally to everything) better than my previous bio (watch me whip watch me nae nae)?? sound off in the comments below

i hope that one day girls can be real 🤞

did you pray today? did you pray today?

there is power in the name of cheezit

pov im watching the real housewives of atlanta and eatign chocolate covered almonds

pov im pooping it

all 44 of you are sexually attracted to me, i can feel it

why is it so humiliating to lay in a hospital bed

letting spirit guide me in the chip aisle at cvs

they should make a doctor that isn’t evil

chicago, irving park: ice spotted at home depot at addison/kimball

giving his penis the gen z stare

do you think the more normal your blood work is the more desirable you become to vampires ? or do they like when it’s a little funky

open concept is tired bring back walls tbh

they should make a mattress that fucks you

u can put objects anywhere

my colon sparkled! (it was clogged with glitter) my doctor is worried but also said shes never seen anything so beautiful in her entire career :) the whole OR had tears in their eyes

someone I love needs help! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ ableism took their job and with it, their insurance and access to much needed mobility aids. please share and donate if you are able.

so grateful that i followed my doctors advice to stop being physically disabled ❤️ ive never felt better! thank you dr 🙏

me: *condescendingly* you think you've got it ALL figured out huh?? my enemy: yeah, i do. me: *stunned and embarrassed* oh shit.. well congrats man.. thats awesome

You expect libertarians to care about canine social anxiety?

do you think pigeons know how beautiful they are

jd vance is a giant cuck

gaslight this Pussy

joe piden fell off

nonmonogamy? i hardly know her!

calling that 2016 eyebrows will be having a come back soon

bang bang into the roof. bang bang all over you.

im getting my first colonoscopy tomorrow what if my colon is ugly :(

sick jan we don’t have to claim a home office if it means we’ll both go to jail

Wait I forgot Joe Biden was the vice president to Obama

they should invent discord for cool people

last i checked, girls don’t have buttholes. just wanna check in and make sure that’s still the case

“do it fart?” wow just say you’re biggoted towards the “backed up” community

they/them landlord evicted me because they have "gender envy" towards my "t boy swag" :( i begged and pleaded for them to start t themselves so that i could keep my housing but they don't want to because they're scared it'll make them "gross" :(

sitting at the bus stop fantasizing about screaming at drivers to get off their phones and at bikers to put on helmets :)☁️💤 💫

italian drag king “joe penis”

baa baa black sheep have you any wool? 😦 yes sir yes sir 3 bags full 😏

looking forward to becoming "air tight" as they say during my colonoscopy + endoscopy next week!

they should make a holiday to celebrate being lazy and unemployed and producing nothing of value for capital

me when I’m an instructor at the predator school and i'm checking in with my students about if they did their assignment

sometimes i feel pee pee, sometimes i feel poo poo

using gifs to transition to millenial