rip to my oomf that gets aki 😭

finishing writing them tonight because i was struck with the Fever beyond comprehension

i think i may have dyslexia

i was watching the CSM movie and napped but im cooking again (writing oomf ships)

‘shipping ruins your ability to analyze this character' maybe for your little pea brain, but my massive, hulking cranium can house both character analysis and fanart of this guy getting spit roasted

kind of want to assign an anime character (mostly from naruto) to ship oomfs with. who wants to be assigned a pookie. maybe i'll throw in a backstory too

dreamt abt my rival again and shot out of bed, sweating

during one part of last night's dream i was a middle aged woman that deeply cared about her neighbors. i have beef w every man that crossed her

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

today i looked at gojo and i felt like i saw him differently for the first time. i fear i may be developing an emotional attachment. (not into him just appreciate power bottoms)

Do you think there could be earthworms on another planet and they would still all be gay. Gay jupiterworms

Im going to rescue them from the industrial bait complex

thinking about this

eating food w pliers rn. who want me

"page not found" oh shove a nokia down my throat and call it why dont u

“everyone leaves me” there’s a common denominator in all of those situations and it’s sure as hell not the people who left

kakashi would be proud of me rn (reading smut on the bus)

im gonna have cereal with milk chocolate in it again but i think i can be fine this time

sometimes i ship oomfs out of boredom and idk man i think im onto smth

i hate life i hate everything nothing is ever going well. ZERO of what i searched for came up. im iust so s ad

just found out that there's porn on spotify. what the fuck

Call me crazy, but if I see someone posting their kid’s face on a public account…I’m unfollowing. I don’t hate you, but I think you’re grown enough to know how unsafe that is especially in the world of rampant ai usage.

please members of the lactose intolerance community. do not do it. i am you in the future

one more setback and i'm pulling a Rin

im not even going to reply to this

i found lewds in my meme folder and almost posted them here for the bit

making oomfs want to deepthroat the barrel of a shotgun and swallow its lead load is my hobby

they used to call me white men’s whore back in the days

i NEED to discuss this. need to. afabs that have sex with amabs, would you prefer it if all those sperm were actually just a giant sperm? a worm sized sperm? BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST PLUCK IT OUT AND THERE WILL BE NO PREGNANCY SCARE. BUT ALSO- cum play would be boring

bringing this one back

this guy from middle school is almost always in my dreams, often a love interest. i haven't seen him for a DECADE. i have decided that he is my enemy and rival

dream rotation on depression mode

2026 is my year

There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'Gay' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the gay I feel

Blackout poetry is my passion

yoongi was so real for just wanting to be a rock. turn me into pavement

dropped my phone and the screen now has a small heart and a tiny one next to it 💔😭 i can't even be mad

i just got the ick so bad i bitch faced my own phone

röv

dont download music off chinese sites but if u do, make sure it's good music

using drafts like a diary

the concept of being put in the army on accident and creating a whole song abt it only to wake up from it being a dream is so fucking funny

DE E KALLT, HAN E KLEN Å ALLTING KÄNNS SÅ FEL HAN VILL BORT FRÅN ARMEN markoolio min barndom

hahah i forgot abt the penis griffin

unironically who wants to ironically make out in full alt fits with Heartbreak Hotel blasting in the bg

rough sex but we hold hands on the bed, clothes on, listening to plastic tree with picture albums of our childhoods scattered across the floor

music so good im going to cum like a Christian trying the satisfyer pro 2 for the first time

i am become more emo destroyer of eyebrows and hair