haha why is my washing machine whistling 🥰 maybe it likes that im pissi-

patrick stump grow your hair out and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

dw guys 😰 the slapping you heard wasnt hitting 🥺

Have you ever wondered, "what's going on inside their head?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🥬: Let's not talk about ass rn bc I'm mad we're obligated to poop 😡😡😡😡 🪱: REAL 🪱: what abt peeing though 🥬: I GOTTA DO IT ALL THE TIME AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF (pun non intended) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So apparently the pronouns labeler is gone because the person hosting it just decided to punish everyone while upset. I wanna live in a world where people who host things for other people to use can be mindful of the responsibility they have willingly taken on

i dont want to see my skircle nc what of the people there dont even like me

so no pronouns?

alright. im packing up and leaving for bed (it is 4am)

it’s unnatural

im using notes app as a draft for bsky bc i know for a fact that i cannot post what i just wrote

girl #shadowheart

fyi, she has my discord and can just call me. this is chosen public humiliation

i would never be able to commit murder during winter because id probably get a nosebleed during it

it’s really hard being the personality hire while also being the backbone of the company

I got followed by an AI-generated yaoi porn account this morning. Instant block. Fuck you. If the yaoi smut isn't being created by an insane perverted fujoshi or fudanshi putting every ounce of their love and freak fetishes into it by hand then I don't fucking want it

type of shit i’d be wearing in the leaf village every day if i was sakura’s dad

may your days be yuriful and your nights yaoi

ngl if a cashier takes money from me.. that's on me. genuinely my bad, i should've noticed. until next time, cashier

today i’m doing a challenge called “today.” it’s where i try to make it through today

“A persons a person no matter how small” sign A PERSONS A PERSON NO MATTER WHERE THE FUCK THEY CAME FROM A PERSONS A PERSON NO MATTER THEIR SKIN COLOR DONT PMO

GET AI OFF PINTEREST

feeding a beautiful woman the way a mother bird would feed her child

missing oomf

A ship doesn't have to be canon to be good or worth exploring. It's really strange this recent trend of canon or bust. If a dynamic grips you, you find it interesting, or it makes you pause, and you can tweak it to make it work for you and your art, go nuts. That's the joy of transformative fandom!

@bricie.bsky.social this is how i see you everytime youre on my skyline

Getting blocked by people for saying I will not vote for someone who is willing to sacrifice trans people is crazy I will not vote for someone who thinks I am a “issue” to be “let go” for the sake of winning

Not in the Epstein files: - trans people - migrants and asylum seekers - people who arrive in small boats - benefits claimants In the Epstein files: - rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above

cuddling table under three blankets + a heat blanket.. all is well..

annabelle dinda, thank you for existing

doctor-chan @cabbage-chan.bsky.social my ribs hurt. why

i do not relate to people who are angry about the groundhog. it is not the beast's fault. direct your anger at the conditions that caused him to see his shadow not at the poor creature for feeling fear. he is a victim too.

mustard stay the fuck away from me. nothing as disgusting, void of any talent, skill or worth. die

almost called my doc pookie today

trump's most efficient strategy against criticism has been him shitting himself. they speak up at the cost of doo doo particles in their mouth

why must parents be your biggest opp

i shouldve learnt a lesson after the first time. probably

im not a weed inhaler so i need to ask smth. if you eat the blunt, do you still get a good high? i think id eat the blunt

I think benson boone should replace the orcas in seaworld

i miss rori

all rich people ever did was evade taxes and email jeffrey epstein, apparently

the next epstein email batch is going to reveal that he's the reason LED headlights are so bright now

what we always knew is confirmed true: the anti-trans agenda was literally created and pushed by literal pedophiles

7 year old me was real as fuck for that

my gami collection is complete

@tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social you thinking about kakashi

pedophiles do in fact deserve to die and it's actually not that crazy to say that, thank you

we have this beautiful planet and pedophilic billionaires are ruining it

@cabbage-chan.bsky.social i fell asleep at 6am because i couldn't shut off my brain. im telling you this publicly so you can't murder me :D