laughing at everything rn because im tipsy

Im rooting for u dont give up wear her down

everyone that enjoys the mortal kombat movie has to block me. please block me

the mortal kombat movie is the worst i have seen in my entire life. and it HAS OKAY REVIEWS? fuck yall. you deserve late stage capitalism. they wasted every single cent spent on this movie. not a single character was good. not a single one AND THE OUTRO? fucking edm 💔

actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers

clench your jaw. tighten the muscles in your back. slouch. drink soda. strain your eyes. start frowning. ♡♡♡♡

bsf's new cat only understands arabic so now we're looking up words online

chili cheese chips you are inside me

tipsy. who wants me

back in my day, you had to eork hard to develop alcoholism. these days liquor tastes like candy 6/10. a bit too sweet for me but it still gives the feeling in ur throat that jäger gives.

Saddam Hussein squirt puddle

sweden is a long country, scarcely populated and because of this different cultures have emerged. by neglecting the importance of the counties (and each one’s cultural richness), we are killing what made Sweden so special. but i digress.

its a tragic change in sweden witnessing how authorities are neglecting people in smaller towns, for example the Transport Administration turning off street-lamps because “lack of traffic”, leaving the townspeople in utter darkness.

bots please, please at least be funny or smth

male authors couldnt even fathom the idea of writing a girl that doesnt shower every day. ottessa has been pumping out the unwashed alcoholic femcels for years and the most risky thing a male author might write is a beautiful feminine cishet woman who has basic auto repair skills and drinks beer

"you are you bi and not pan?" i am a shallow person. the bi flag simply looks better

for this month i am no longer by myself, i am on stand-bi

@cabbage-chan.bsky.social stop jerking off. i miss you

I’m building a cuckquarium but we can’t talk here call me from the pay phone down the street

> went fishing > got nothing (losers) > back at apartment > friend sits on couch > i put on CBAT and start stripping > she checks me for ticks > "would you still?" > "yes, i'd still fuck you" > "out of pity?" > pause > "no. i would would."

fuck y'all. i got orange Jäger

looked at my friend's sink and thought "plumbing issue. i could fix that" never in my life have i done plumbing. where does the audacity come from? my gender?

redacted swedish city i am inside you

week saved. best mate has some leftovers 🙏 this is why mentally ill friends are the best

brother i ordered 50pills and FORGOT to bring some. now im going days without it 🙏😭 im fucking STUPID

why.. why are they wearing a cowboy hat.. texanlarper swede!?

quick. Svenska oomfs. vad köper jag från systemet? Små Sure (sour cola), Jäger, eller rum? finns det ngt gott som jag missat

(redacted Swedish city) im going to be inside you

love having dan and phil oomfs because i have no fucking clue what theyre on about. but they look happy

post an album you’ve listened to 100 times im always in their top 1% of listeners. be ur own deadbeat parent <3

I like my for you page

Unfortunately I can't really fit inside ur anus 😞

gonna get shitfaced in the forest with a friend this weekend but i have to make sure Leshy doesn't come because she'll try to fuck it

i'm just like batman, except i don't need a weapon to fight. the sound of my voluptuous thunder clapping asscheeks makes the city shake in fear. they'll know i'm near and flee. stay safe everyone.

ppl disappointed at the ending of euphoria as if the show hasn't been hot steaming garbage since s1ep1

Happy Pride Month!

if i EVER look like i need help, do nothing. i'm enjoying it

"white collar" this "blue collar" that, personally? i don't really care what color collar she puts on me

wish i could sniff gas. smells so good

call me the answered of phones. the call pickupper. i DIDN'T decline, twice in a row.

IM A LOSER, BABYY SO WHY DONT YOU KILL ME?

I am Aje and I do NOT owe the IRS money. #Promosky 22 + Svensk + Queer + alt/emo Visual Kei + goth music + punk rock + Gaming + Naruto + Infodumps + Doomed Yaoi/Yuri + FF15. A bit blunt. NaruSasu + ObiKaka + HashiMada + SakuIno + SakuHina + Promptis + Ghoap + KakaIru + TobiMada + ItaDei

anus

put me in a room w Genma and i'll be known as the edgelord from the things i did to him

happy pride 💕