hi bluesky, northwestern ontario is fucked to put it bluntly. i wouldn’t normally do this but i need to consider my family throughout this, so i am launching a gofundme. i have to reduce my hours because i’m asthmatic and i’m worried about bills/essentials because of it. www.gofund.me/20f63ed85

guess what romance movie this review is about and you'll get a reward

love looking back at my film reviews bc it truly looks like this: ⭐⭐ Shit but taking a shit can be enjoyable sometimes. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 👍 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐ ⭐⭐ ⭐ worst thing i have witnessed in my entire life. a zero wouldn't be enough to rate it. it deserves negatives, it deserves punishment. ⭐⭐⭐ alr.

James Lovelock is one of the greatest climate scientists that ever lived. We're about find out how on point his statements from over 18 years ago were.

my steak is so juicy and my lobster is so buttery

realizing that i do like football. i just don't like whining or dramatic behavior. women's football is about the sport, men's football is about how many times they can act hurt

i miss my man (cabbage)

koomf (kakashioomf)

sometimes i want to reply with something but remember that there are people here

@tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social get outta my walls

tradwife evangelical influencers that drink raw milk are gonna get online any day now and say the diarrhea parasite is a government psyop to keep us from eating vegetables and intentionally eat a shitton of recalled lettuce and between that and their listeria e coli milk theyll all violently explode

taco bell that gives you the baldur’s gate 3 parasite

Time to clock in at the idiot factory

why was jungkook in my dream last night

min yoongi. you have the chance to do the funniest thing rn

what the fuck is football even about

oomfs united

i know this suggestion means spain would down to 10 players but one of them should just take one for the team and tackle messi and bite his ankles

personally i just think that anyone who owns or is thinking of owning meta glasses should go to jail

Women are lonely too but none of them cry about it like women loneliness epidemic 💀 its actually kinda embarrassing that there is a whole ass name for it 😭

"i don't care about politics bro" brother, you are a bisexual, mentally ill woman. your existence is political

i am going to pass the fuck out

how many chia seeds can i consume before it begins looking like an ER visit

IT SHOULD BE COLD WHEN IT'S RAINING. IT SHOULD BE COLD! WHY IS IT WARM? WHY IS IT HOT? GET YOUR FUCKING ASS TOGETHER, CITY I LIVE IN

hey!! go help them out!! if you aren't able to donate, rebleets are free!

Idk why football players need a Head Coach kinda sus bro

the year is 2026. there’s no more video games. a large pizza is $50. infowars is good. everyone has diarrhea 😆

i hope jk rowling and sarah j maas get the explosive diarrhea today

go forth and strike fear into the hearts of men

Beautiful women named "unhealthy air quality" are currently messaging me

can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete

*watching porn* oh thank god, her mother’s here. Finally, a responsible adult

Sparkle balls

aje x cabbage outfreak me x nami

just saw art of dead lunafreya. im going to kill myself and take some of you with me

daily affirmations: talking to people helps! eating a meal helps! walking around helps! doing uncomfortable things is helpful sometimes !!!

Favourite Ayo Edebiri picture just dropped.

high waisted jeans, the socially accepted torture device

g'morning

i’m gonna hold your big fat hairy round balls when I say this

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

huge plot hole in the odyssey: why would the greek army, who are at war with the trojans, gift them a giant wooden horse? i closed the book as soon as i read that. does anyone know if the new movie addresses that egregious blunder

going to watch Ready Or Not 2

oh my god, no. i. beginning to think that the old man from the pit is hot