ON MY DAY OFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

that gif of the cat swallowing is so fucking funny oh my god

the bruising isn’t that bad as long as i tell myself it makes me look like itachi

is this actually that scary i keep having people with arms full of tattoos going EWWW YOU HAVE BALLS I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!

the black eye is setting in i thought i was safe bc it didn’t happen right away 😭😭

fundraiser where they put one of my coworkers over a dunk tank full of scalding boiling water

sometimes people talk at me and i see their dialogue glowing yellow in front of them like a danganronpa nonstop debate waiting for me to start an argument

MESSAGE RECEIVED gonna work on it this week

gonna make my own interaction bait and the questions are gonna be like “which of your mutuals do you think is the most annoying” “are you on speaking terms with your parents” “what’s the most foul thing you said in your middle school discord group”

if you scream when you get pierced the piercer should take your jewelry back out and charge you anyway

that one oomf (well like five of you) that i wanna be friends with but i’m too chickenshit to dm bc surely if they didn’t think i was annoying as fuck we would already be friends (pic unrelated i just wanted to post it)

normally i don’t do these but oomf @princessmaggie.bsky.social made it so i will do it i think

just saw somebody live on here i’ve really seen it all

i do appreciate the sentiment behind desexualizing the goth subculture but it’s starting to feel like a lot of people are just calling any sexy goth girl a poser doing it for the male gaze. we are allowed to be sexy yknow. some of us (like me) can’t help it!!

do not leave me unattended with tony’s chocolonely milk chocolate caramel sea salt bar

me when i write an email

i love typing like i’m writing a 2000s fanfiction.net authors note

i’m under a SPELL I CAN’T STOP LOOKING AT IT ITS SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!

this guy just used google translate to hit on me and it kept going on and on it was like a whole love letter oh my christ bro

I JUST GOT HERE THEY SAID ONE OF THE ONLY DAYWALKERS I LIKED WALKED OFF THE JOB FUUUUUUUCK

you guys don’t even know that i hate gold jewelry but at one point i had all gold jewelry in my face to look like illumi’s needles

guess who is back :3 #iwtv #lestat

i keep getting videos now of people getting dermals done and i’m giggling thinking abt how i was so mortified of getting this done that as soon as the piercer told me to lay down i just closed my eyes for the rest of the appointment i don’t even know what he pierced me with

all of those fang vote dolls are ugly and not worth the price except jinafire tbh but the abbey one is especially heinous my god

don’t touch my new piercingd ont touch my new piercing do NOT touch new piercing. even if it feels so touchable. do NOT touch it do not touch

hmm should i do 2026 media thread. do i trust myself to actually start AND finish things.

gonna go live while i write so you can all see my epic process of writing five words then scrolling my phone for ten minutes then writing another sentence then playing a visual novel for half an hour then writing two more words then

#suikarin summer ⛱️ 🍉

where tf is the lesbian iceskating i dont care about no gay hockey

bogos binted #JJBA #JJBAfanart

i got a “vanilla” candle and it just smells like straight up melted butter i’m so annoyed rn

my prurient record was used and didn’t come with the numbered insert 😭💔 inserts are like one of my favorite things abt vinyl it’s so over

I JUST REALIZED THE TOP FELL OFF MY PHILTRUM PIERCING GRRR WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO!!!!!

i need to go to sleep i have work tomorrow night and have to sleep during the day. But I don’t want to.

idk why i’m so obsessed with writing itachi as some guy that’s constantly on death’s door it’s kinda funny actually

kishimoto should ghostwrite(ghostdraw?) some hentai doujinshis i know he wants to

what was he all over that guy like that for bro i thought you were a swordsman

guys you must always tag me in or dm me cool naruto fanart when you see it. it’s the law.

Those two guys from Naruto🍥 #naruto #fanart

once the healing is done i’m gonna get a bigger stud i got the smallest one and i wish i got something bigger…. is it not adorbs tho

what if i write nonpenetrative sex instead

A older toji fushiguro art #tojifushiguro #jujutsukaisen

guys how long after getting this piercing can i drink i should’ve asked the piercer but i didn’t want him to think i’m an alcoholic itching for a shot as soon as i step out the door

prurient and godflesh at the record store it’s a good day

i bled a lot and the piercer said i was probably gonna end up with a black eye but it’s DONE!!! i may post pics later. guys it wasn’t too painful but man i felt every movement of the needle under my skin. i have a bandaid over it. going to the record store now to cool down

i’m so fucking scared bro

do you think anyone in this piercing studio knows i’m a niche internet fandom nanocelebrity

at the studio

before i replayed ddlc i kept the my confession song online and man that song somehow exactly captures how it feels to realize how insignificant you actually are in the grand scheme of things