this goes so hard if you’re stupid

that one time someone at work printed out a screenshot of my tweet

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

Sam Neill was one of the very best guest stars The Simpsons ever had - RIP to a legend

hunter is going to run for some kind of elected office. i don’t know when or what office but this is the statement of a guy who is trying to play politician.

it’s not coming home

thought i’d check in on twitter

FUCK YOU ENGLAND

white people love to be named Roch Cholowsky

i ain’t reading all that

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He told me Himbo is ableist. He finds fetishizing someone's supposed lack of intelligence to be predatory. Why would you desire someone who seemingly has less power than you? Why is that sexy? Why is that different from preying on underage kids? It's not

at least once a year i like to remind myself of how much a banger this album is

fine whatever taco bell can be the government now who cares

hold up did he say praise be to allah

ratio + I’m a fat fucking chud

the batman (2022) may feel like an interminable slog at times but it’s all worth it to see paul dano sing ave maria

chat is this true

this is the funniest argument ever, honestly. no one even wanted her to run a *good* campaign. we asked that she not eviscerate herself unnecessarily. uncommitted would have settled for one palestinian saying platitudes about peace. that was a bridge too far

crazy to not even make mention of the whole rape thing

hey @theayatollah you see this?

i had to grind for this algorithm

i didn’t need another houseplant but i didn’t have a thai constellation so what was i to do

this kid is about to get on a one-way to tel aviv

i needed to charge my vape and accidentally pulled the plug on mitch mcconnell

19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯

lmao

orange

they won’t let us have any fun

An enormous loss. The English translator for countless Asian cinema masterpieces, if you’ve seen a Wong Kar-wai movie with English subtitles you know his work. Will never forget he once drafted a few of us to subversively help rescue Bong Joon Ho’s Snowpiercer from Harvey Weinstein. Rest in peace 🙏.

i saw mitch mcconnell drinking a piña colada at trader vic’s

they won’t let us have any fun

ken klippy: you can't fire me, i don't have a job 🖕😎🖕

looks like ken's being a little bitch on twitter

keeps getting better for graham 👍

i was wrong this app has some juice

do any other guys that shave their junk want to start a coordinated campaign to reclaim “smoothgroin”?

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haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

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lmao trump tried to rig the world cup and it’s likely all for nothing

Afghanistan, April 2004

whoopsie

“i’ll tolerate rape when a democrat does it” isn’t the winning message you think it is, bro

The Zone of Minterest

oh my god