MY BABY KUSHALA

would've been better if they brought out Tupac imo

[SoulCalibur 2 announcer] The warrior who fears scaring the hoes has already surrendered to fear

"Draw your OC in this outfit" challenge but it's the worst fit you've ever seen

I don't need a quiz to tell me I'm unc, you should see what I'm wearing

Amazed by this guy on Reddit complaining that the band has requested one sandwich to share

unrelated but yeag an argonian could probably breathe submerged in cum

The best part of this God of War culture war bullshit is that nobody is talking about my babygirl Silent Hill Townfall

merlin should offer a paid version that tells you if they're the same birds every day or different

I've always said this

That's why I gave up on summer. Too many sweats

It's the year of our lord 2026 and I am writing a one-shot for D&D 3.5

Do I know anyone (or anyone who knows anyone) in gaming spaces who might be prepping something for Quake’s birthday? Can I interest you in a prerelease code for potential coverage?

About to stimulate the DQonomy

Crazy that Newark smells exactly how it looks

“I want to believe” poster but it’s a man in a public bathroom using soap

New vocal stim is just "BEWDY?", thanks E-40

tequila-infused ice cream got me feeling like I have a problem

sublime suggest the existence of dommelime

wanting her to feel at home, I heat up her estrogen on the George Foreman grill

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becoming an English teacher so I can have my students analyze my favorite niche artists and annotate their Genius pages

TRAGIC: SSD Containing Pirated Copy of Sims 4 Too Full to Update

Stargate SG-1 episode where a gate malfunction sends them to an alternate universe where SGC is run by Evil Samantha Carter

Merlin for what part of my neighbor’s lung he’s coughing up

I'm ngl, Underlord is kinda cute

No, I don’t think I will

I finally hit my childhood goal!! 50k a day in interest 🥹

call me Florida the way I had the juice but subsequent world events have taken the industry out of me

WAIT HEAR ME OUT protein edibles

I saw that POST IT @stephenflorida.bsky.social

Baby shoes unworn Bad marketing strategy Babies don't buy shoes??

this is your sign to write a fuckass haiku today, for fun

I hate when food companies use "a hint of" in their product flavor naming. That's our phrase not yours. Use "light" and at least pretend you have some decorum

Trader Joes brown sugar boba mochi my beloved

holy shit why is changing your name so tedious??

When the yaoi is blessed, call that a heavenly man date.

276 unread emails, fart smells like corn chips, SSO not working, we’re back to work baby ✨

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not enough of you are doing this shit

I’ve only got two hours of WiFi left guys make your posts count

Bruno Mars on repeat at the Boner Bar

(Alanis Morrissette voice) I'm cold and I'm stinky

saw a post on LinkedIn that called it a "hiring meta" and immediately closed out again LMAO

Don’t know why I was compelled to draw Britney and her knife dance #doodles

Thomas Edison is the Dr Phil of electricity

Hello Bluesky! My name is Carl and I am stepping in as the temporary acting interim CEO. First of all, I am literally gonna kick the absolute crap outta the bunch of you little dorks, and then I'm gonna do background nerd stuff.

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Straight up 95%-to-hit and missing on it

we do a little staring at a bouncing light while holding little pucks that buzz to the light, as a treat