They're calling it the worst beard and moustache combo since the Civil War

I'm utterly shocked that Pete Buttigieg of all people would resort to some kind of spineless ratfink equivocation about training instead of denouncing ICE murdering people in the middle of the street. Absolutely didn't see that coming, so out of left field, really surprised there

None of his characters in all those Spaghetti westerns were supposed to smoke he just showed up with the pipe and no one dared to tell him otherwise

After giving way more of them a try than I probably should have I'm gonna say, this has to be the best isekai/fantasy game whatever anime series. Move over SAO and that slime one and all the other bullshit, Maple is the queen

I keep seeing this book get recommended a bunch on TikTok but I have to say, after giving DCC and fucking Red Rising a try, unless like the spirit of Anne McCaffrey (or some other author I really enjoy) descends on me in a beam of light to recommend it there ain't no way in hell

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

Reupload: John Brown Isekai

"you know, cause of our good lil boys, our special big city dog tity boys who built this great city fueled by gallons of wolf milk"

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Only on Ebay

Gainsaying the naysayers forsooth

Friggin love SpongeBob

There are so many in Malazan, but here are 4 of the ones that really struck me.

I'm really starting to think that Attack on Titan is the Slipknot of anime

Saw a TikTok saying you shouldn't read Jordan Peterson or JK Rowling cause they support Israel and like yeah sure ok but that is merely the tip of the iceberg of why you shouldn't read them

I don't particularly want to put twitter screenshots on here but I was trying to find a tweet by Lauren about making up scifi words that I barely remembered and stumbled on this little gem

I've been reading sci Fi and fantasy for like 30 years and as much as I think the Malazan Book of the fallen absolutely dogwalks the majority of other fantasy I cannot imagine saying it "ruined reading" for me Jesus Christ dude

Fucking save me from the shitheads who think the Legion are the coolest faction in New Vegas, get the fuck outta here, just a bunch of cosplaying fascist idiots

Anyway with that stupid Filoni mention the not inconsiderable portion of my brain dedicated to Star Wars shit is in overdrive so, in an effort to settle it down, I'm going to post some Star Wars takes because I can and it doesn't matter anyway.

Just learned that my daughter thought the lyrics were “A pinball wizard’s got such insufferable rizz” and I’d like to submit an update.

Who's ready for Star Wars Episode 9: Teen Grogu and the Mandalorian Ahsoka Clone Wars

"This peanut butter would be better if it didn't have peanuts in it!" A statement of the utterly deranged

The children yearn for the noble Bolter

who called it "footjob" when creamed corns was right there??? 😩

There are so many lines in that movie that I think of randomly like "oh George not the livestock" or "R-U-N-N-O-F-T" and so forth, cinematic masterpiece

I genuinely do not understand why so many pundits cannot view any world event through any other filter than how much it makes their sphincter spasm when someone whispers "China" in their vicinity like goddamn get a hobby

Who likes MECHS and also POLITICAL INTRIGUE and GAMES?

I believe that is called a "dryad"

they are putting big boobs on everything to keep you alone and horny and jacking off all the time so you don't notice the natural beauty of the world and jack off to that

Off the top of my head

Introduce yourself with 4 games, hmmm...

"band that sings Africa" whoa whoa whoa I think you mean "Band that provides the soundtrack for David Lynch's DUNE"

Well well well looks like the worm has turned on the other foot

MOR is a terrible name, I would have called it the Taintzer

Off the top of my head this one is definitely up there

Using mods to give Isabelle from Animal Crossing a rack <<<<<<< Using mods to make Isabelle from Animal Crossing talk about how Doomguy is her husband constantly

Seemingly everyone: oh my god have you read Dungeon Crawler Carl it's the best thing ever made! Me reading it: Carl: This feels morally wrong maybe? Donut: Do it ret*rd, your girlfriend cheated on you Carl: Oh ok then! Dungeon AI: Hrrngh I want to cum all over those pretty little toes of yours

Babycakes Char videos are one of the best things about TikTok

We're done with "queer baiting" We're finished with "good representation" We're getting out of "sincerely applying the Bechdel Test", too I found something new.

TikTok is fun cause occasionally you'll just randomly stumble on an account dedicated to Rhodesia fan edits or say AI videos of Imperial Japanese soldiers screaming at weeping Korean women saying the occupation didn't go down like that but also you can't say "rape" or they'll ban you

I recently rediscovered this bit from the show Look Around You, and it has been stuck in my head ever since.

One thing about doing a New Vegas melee run that never gets old is sending enemies flying every few seconds when the Super Slam perk activates

So many stupid things in this post but do you think the doctor went down to the corner to buy fentanyl for a fucking medical procedure?

Absolutely insane to kidnap a foreign head of state for the crime of "conspiracy to have an army and be a doody head"

Imagining all the liberals and whatnot reading this this morning, blissfully telling themselves that they ARE immune to propaganda