The Shadow of Kerensky DLC for MechWarrior 5 is great cause they added Clan mechs and also new flavor dialogue so you can be working for the Federated Suns in 3022 fighting off Draconis Combine raiders and some Shu-i will yell "Stravag!" When you put a PPC blast into his Crab

LOL

I do not want to go to some 9-5 job everyday I want to be one of the four members of a Battlemech "lance" fighting back and forth across the Inner Sphere

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

IM FUCKING HOWLING

This is very funny because decapitating people and spraying the audience with goop is like GWARs WHOLE THING but it also reminds me of seeing them in like 2006ish and hearing people in the crowd complain that 3 Inches of Blood was a terrible opener cause they were here for REAL metal (GWAR) lmao

Imagine having boat on boat on boat money fuck off

IT'S DONE!! Didn't quite make it to purple with the pattern as written & thinking about adding more rows to create some drape, but holy moly it's gonna be perfect for my rainbow faire outfit! Pattern is 8-rib Cherry Blossamer Parasol by chiaroscurosity 🧶 Yarn is Cotton Kings Sultan in Rainbow Gem

Poodle dog good food pup bar

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

And suddenly I was the only kid in my school who knew who Muddy Waters was

Today we honor all those who were forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice and now can't find a place that gets the spices right

Embrace Frank Frazetta Thought

Ok I'm gonna be real... I fucking hate it here

Why does it look like adult Ritchie Rich lol

Seen several conservative TikToks along the lines of "well LIBS Charlie Kirk is gone but here comes your worst nightmare MILO YIANNOPOULOS" and lol, lmao, sure buddy, anything but the guy that got blacklisted by his own team for supporting the wrong kind of pedophilia, the horror.

I thought Starbucks was for liberal soyboy cucks or some braindead shit like that

The year is 1999. You are watching The Man Show with Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel. By 2025 one will be a right wing grifter, the other will be fired as a bellwether of encroaching Fascism. You take a drink of Mountain Dew code red and change the channel.

I would like to play more Helldivers 2 and not just because I love the revolver but also yes the revolver is very good, I like dropping Bile Titans with a dozen or so well placed headshots after my rocket hits them in the shoulder

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🎵 my dick is hard and I'm a jerkin'🎵

Who wants to be the first member of the new elite podcasting battalion to get shot in the neck?

Democratic party be like:

Don't you hate it when you can't decide what to cook so you keep going back to the fridge to binge watch seasons of Bobs Burgers?

There's a lot of things I love about driving a car but nothing brings me as much joy as looking in my rearview mirror and seeing nothing but a front grill and a fucking Ford logo especially when I'm going slightly over the speed limit on a road with multiple lanes

Seeing this band name and nodding sagely: "ah yes Short-magazine Lee-Enfield..."

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

hello everyone sorry to have to ask but we need to pay for car registration and renewing ids, and still need help affording food and litter, we need about $180, $130 for license and registration, anything past that is food and necessities. ty if you can help, its ok if you're not pp/vm megagarbage

I always gravitate towards revolvers in shooter video games and I have to say Helldivers 2 is great in that respect the P-4 Senator is an absolute beast AND you can spin it around your finger like Revolver Ocelot. Also there's a laser revolver you can spin too but I don't like it as much

They're remaking Anaconda as a horror comedy about fans of the movie Anaconda trying to remake the movie Anaconda... Starring Jack Black and Paul Rudd.

I'm gonna be honest I don't feel like the kitchen sink approach will actually hold up to scientific scrutiny

As a locksmith I fucking hate these things. No I can't change the key lock on it they left absolutely no way to get to it after making it. Also yes I installed it on your door but do you really want me to set up the Bluetooth features on it? C'mon now.

Reading this manga and the side character has a fetish for lamias wearing stockings, or I guess just one stocking really if you think about it

Somebody please make a game that's just Descent Freespace/Elite Dangerous spaceflight sim mixed with like MechWarrior 5 big mech driving on planets, don't even need a story or character creation or anything just let me dick around shooting different things with lasers that's all I ask

Starfield might not be my favorite Bethesda game but shooting a guy and seeing them slowly topple over like a cut tree will never not be funny to me. Or when you shoot someone and they just make a weird meep sound that's pretty funny too

in 12 days i will be on the streets. please continue sharing and boosting my fundraiser. it means everything right now.

Local toy/hobby shop where I like to go to look for gunplay has been hopelessly overtaken by SEED kits (bleach) BUT REAL GRADE HI-NU FOR $65??

in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job

Hard to watch this Charlie Kirk shit happening as an adult with a functioning brain just the absolute stupidest moment in our stupid stupid history. Xi Jinping or whoever please fire up the ICBMs and put us out of our misery

They call it horseshoe theory cause you only believe it if a horse has kicked you in the head, for example:

Image beamed into Amuro’s psyche #gundam

I'm so sorry for this. I should never have done this

Starfield is such a funny game like they put in a cooking mechanic with a decent arrangement of different recipes and then if you want to get ingredients the only places to buy anything are bars, intergalactic Starbucks, and the place that makes all its food (and drink, somehow) into cubes

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."