I've put it off too long In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before. Please help. Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble

Walking into Men's Wearhouse like "what do you got that will make my head look hydrocephalic, preferably in blue?"

Yeah who better to ask about videogames than the guy who won't play GTA cause you can shoot cops and thinks chess needs "fog of war." You know, in addition to paying people to play his POE2 account for him

You love to see it

How does the inside of a beat up Ford truck with an overflowing ashtray manage to smell so overwhelmingly like cat piss? Just another exciting little work mystery. Anyway I wonder if my boss will let me go home and change and take a shower I have a strong urge to do that now

me, to a person i love very dearly: "hey DICKHEAD"

I've discovered that the trick with the RPK in Battlefield 6 is to remove anything you have attached to the foregrip, it's still accurate while you're not moving AND if you DO move and shoot you actually hit people as opposed to shooting a perfect silhouette around them like a cartoon

Who's gonna be the first one to get Disney princess inflation fetish content on there and how few hours is it going to be after the service goes live?

Woke up like this

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

So the new kitten seems to be getting fairly comfortable already and despite the occasional bit of growling from out other cat everyone's been getting along

Damnit what fucking sins have I committed recently to end up back on Star Citizen TikTok wow your 800 million dollar tech demo looks good when it's not crashing I guess congrats on running "sunk cost fallacy" as your entire business model

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

Some people on TikTok really can't wrap their heads around me running a p-90 with a sight added on (currently a 1.5x Thermal) for some damn reason. Like am I supposed to be the only dude running around with iron sights come on

CUCK CHAIR IN DA BATHROOM???

You know it suddenly occurs to me that you hear a lot about REfrains but never about the original train what's the situation there

Ok but hear me out

Aww they're buddies

Damn maybe it's time to try, uhh what do they call it again... "Fighting" I believe?

the lonely gooner seems to pull his pud at night

Elon Musk releasing his list of favorite fiction novels after getting roasted and it's just Andy Weir and Brandon Sanderson

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF! Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

Mechs

RETVRN to stupidly horny hand-painted schlocky sword-and-sorcery covers

Axe wielding warrior girl with horned skulls:

Bunny Barbarian Lineart:

Love the sledgehammer in BF6

New kitty just rubbed up against our dog Coco who was fine with it so that's definitely a good sign!

"Starship Troopers is my favorite book" genuinely worrying statement, what the fuck man.

Live Funko Pop reaction:

mario and a pikmin smoking a doobie

We're getting a kitten from the humane society so expect a lot of pictures this weekend I imagine. Little black kitten named Whale for some reason, probably gonna change that

You might be able to wheedle your way out of paying the troops but all the food comes frozen from Sysco and they don't take credit

I'm bringing sexy back, ribs! They're like regular ribs but with a secret ingredient 💦

Anyway this happened last night and I had to record it just cause I didn't have any idea what exactly had happened lol

TikTok is so funny, post one clip of me playing a game and people are saying I have the worst aim they've ever seen then on the next video I'm getting accused of using an aimbot. It can't be both! Make up your minds!

Might have to fuck around with the battlefield portal soon I have an idea for a little game mode I'm going to call "hammer knife torch"

Recorded this clip in battlefield the other day cause I thought it was funny

Finally some good fucking contimt (Tim content)

Jesus fucking christ

Oregon Tornado Oregon Tornado!!

average bluesky poster

Apparently this is fresh news for some people playing Battlefield but if you can get up close to a tank, a quick way to take it out is by dropping a mine next to it and then shooting the tank with an RPG right next to the mine. Usually all you need to do

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters.

"this vehicle identifies as a Prius" sticker on the back of a Dodge Charger. Buddy I am going to rear end you so hard your entire bloodline gets whiplash, echoing forward and backward through time

New awareness campaign