Getting back into the swing of Dragons Dogma 2 and I'm remembering what classes I liked (Thief, Warrior, magic types that aren't archers)

I beg you to click and see this in context lmao

Democrats don't believe in throwing punches unless it's towards the left

Huh I wonder if people are going to have the same reaction to GTA 6 not letting you access in-game locations without paying an extra $20 as they did to Dragons Dogma 2 letting you pay a small amount to get a thing you could fully find in the game instantly handed to you instead. I'm gonna say "no"

I want to like fantasy anime more because frankly I am a big fan of cool sword fights but god between the overabundance of Isekai slop and the fact that most of what's left doesn't seem particularly interested in actually animating any kind of melee combat it's a fucking struggle

Movies, brother. They sure are something.

Been watching Roll Over and Die and as much as I want to respect a fantasy action anime for adding yuri the romance in this show is paper thin even by the standards of action anime. Like maybe it's a bit more fleshed out in the manga or whatever source material it has but in the anime it's nothing

I think the most annoying thing here is that their three flagship flavors seem to be "Preachin Peach, Blessed Berry, and Mighty Mango" so they couldn't even keep the theistic theme going with like Messianic Mango or idk Papal Papaya or something, lazy.

they gave me no choice

If you didn't cry during Young Sheldon, you have no heart. If you didn't laugh during Big Bang Theory, you have no brain.

Still haven't made up my mind on restarting Dragons Dogma 2, like I'm level 65 right now and I have most of the vocations at max level but also I forget what the fuck I was doing lol

"interest free financing" options on a game console...

I have to begrudgingly hand it to this random tiktoker for immediately signaling that they had a shitty list that I should definitely ignore

Obligatory C&C joke

Never have I felt such an overwhelmingly powerful urge to litter as when I was driving around town and saw a "This street adopted by: NAFO fellas" sign.

These posts are my favorites

*Remembering there was a new Mecha anime this season* Oh yeah I should check that out maybe *Seeing it has a 6.65 rating on MAL* Lol nevermind then

genuinely though I feel like Reddit guys who are smug about an F-15 beating a Gundam must be the most boring people to talk to on the planet

want to see a magic trick

Uh oh got a haircut and my beard trimmed time to spend the next 3 days obsessively running my fingers through it to see if it feels right even though it looks fine in the mirror

the gunc #makeaterriblecomicday2026

my comic for #makeaterriblecomicday2026

Oh yeah I saw this on Reddit and it's extremely funny to me because 1) what are we power-scaling real vs fictional military industrial complexes now and 2) why would you think the modern jet would beat a futuristic robot that tanks 120mm machine gun rounds and shoots fucking laser beams

Customer was so excited to show me his little political sign he made and boy what a sign it is

So,

It's very annoying to see a bunch of complaints about how people don't think the game is, like, streamlined enough or has inconvenient features when one of the things I really like about the game is that it isn't some generic adventure RPG with all the edges sanded off

Never has there been a truer thought than "Directed by Yoshiyuki Tomino (complimentary/derogatory)"

Garffeld

Oh man seeing people talking about the Dragons Dogma 2 DLC is reminding me of how many people had profoundly stupid and annoying opinions about the game to begin with like goddamn why are you asking why the game isn't adding multiplayer, why would you think they would do that

Lmao saw some people saying Kaisha to Sisheikatsu is a straight NOT queer romance because the main characters are a man and a woman and... Like, c'mon now... It's not subtle!

I have to #Frieren #GTA #GTA6

coming soon...

Motherfuckers on TikTok will really say they know great romance anime then immediately come out the gate with this shit

I'm so sorry but because my life has been a nightmare since September of last year, I sure could use some help if you have anything at all you could spare. Thank you I feel like shit but I love you Vemmo:Scoob84 C/A: Scoobert22

read the entire thing. but remember this line if nothing else: "whatever is taken from me is taken from you." read what this man has to say, and repeat what he was not allowed: he was forced to act or bear witness to another murder. that's defense. defense, defense, defense.

If you've ever wanted to read a romance manga about two extremely offbeat adults oh boy do I have a good recommendation for you (it's Moriagaranai Date)

Started playing Expeditions again, its a fun way to kill some time

"Blah blah blah character development."

Unfortunately I have already seen about 100 TikToks along the lines of "if you watch the lolis doing fent anime you belong on a list"

daddy daughter dances are already a little suss imo but when a town called "dripping springs" does it with this flyer idk dog I think you gotta use the full town name

just to let everyone know, the Swiss sell a snuff attachment for the K31 rifle you replace the firing pin with a special extra-long double piston, load the muzzle device up with powdered tobacco, then pull the trigger and it shoots it up into your nose

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Me: its time to open up this pit! Construction Contractor: please, no

i love auto caption features

Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish

"Dead or alive y'all're comin' with me"