just overheard someone saying "the australian outback is like the wild west" and got metaphor whiplash

A nice thing about getting older is you can say, “boy i done seen some shit” and even if you if haven’t actually seen anything, people will mostly take your word for it

oh you're using Claude? I wish you'd get Claude to death lol

if I was in Team Rocket I'd say something like "Am I in a loud bar because someone's accidentally ordered a Dork and Starmie" and then some sort of bug Pokemon would burrow into my brain, killing me instantly.

flossing with your morgellons

they should invent the opposite of a bowl for when you want to serve food but want to get it all over the place

Columbo is always solving murders but you never see his less dramatic mysteries like why is the Car Smelly?

love to see this when you've just ordered a £500 home appliance. Fills me with confidence.

yet another day I wake up have to Google 'what did he do now'

My feed: they invented yogurt 2! Me: (didn't get into original yogurt) uughhHHHH

If I was stuck on a desert island with no food I would simply bonk my head and catch the cartoon birds that circle the injury

should i make this game

What is a mustelid's favourite wine? Weasling. sorry this doesn't work written down, and even sounded out loud it's rough. Have a great Thursday folks!

Optimus prime shitting himself mid transform into a car: "fuck, FUCK"

cargo hold? You mean the brake pedal?

Using AI in your game development? "Ay! I don't wanna play it then. Scram!"

Good news folks, I stored some milk in a jar that previously had ground pepper in so now I've invented PepperMilk. It's Weird™

Big watch + fancy car combo has always amused me. Bro you can't make your own watch and car so have to pay out the nose for someone to make one for you? Poor baby

throwback to when I attempted to market my game

I love letting my eyes get accustomed to the darkness and waddle around like a goblin he he

Pickle

I hope you are all having a fantastic week x

[turns up late to a job interview] WHat up cunts, im Fucked

if i was at the club and anything from the Ape Escape OST came on... my god

folks,. I may have some fixation triggers

easy *adjusts glasses* ,, the computer...

We play Bone Fire Effigy by @vladimerelhore.bsky.social Watch as we gather fuel and avoid the weeping angel style monster in this short horror game. 🔥🦴 check out my playthru here👇 youtu.be/XEDgkkKH0Qk #indiehorror #indiegames #horrorgames #gaming

don't unspoiler my last post! a wizard tricked me into making it!!!

writes my own name in the Death Note only so I can prepend it with 'does a big stretch and clicks their back real good'

long live @hauntedps.boo the new publishing branch of the HPS1 crowd is officially up and we're all hype yes even you youre hype too i dont make the rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxdO...

Quentin, can you send me the latest footage?

remember to create things, not just consume! you can do it! "Anyone can cook" - Rattatouile The Rat

Yeah I'm into BDSM. Battles Dragons Swords Metal nipple clamps

Thinking about naming my first born 'Anna Kournikova's Smash Court Tennis'

I can't get enough of tinypuppetsound. Get in on the ground floor because they are gonna be huge! (but also tiny) www.youtube.com/watch?v=p09D...

1. I don't need money 2. I don't even like it 3. I just wanna throw it away

"the best revenge is living in a well" Samara

Spruce Falls update! 🌲🪦 If you want to see an awesome play of the demo, clicky! Big love @bitsbops.bsky.social ! www.twitch.tv/videos/27260... The full OST is AMAZING, (@tailoredsoundtracks.com ) so I'm beholden to make this game happen Or I have To Answer To The Beast. Updates soon!

what's up, I'm thinking about getting into nfts

Hey folks, just invented autoerotic defenestration! I hope this message sends befor-

we have some eyes!

Should I make this into a game?

Film idea: a misogynistic, selfish man bashes his head and suddenly his vision is augmented with an interface that shows what is wrong with society. Everyday items built without accessibility concerns, societal injustices, racist biases, and so on. He is then killed and eaten by a bear.

looking up places to go in town

[waking in a cold sweat] if only there was a youtube sponsored segment that promised to 'level up' my skills in some way!

correcting my immediate officer that it's not 'oh-six hundred hours' because o is a letter

the power of Chris compels you