correcting my immediate officer that it's not 'oh-six hundred hours' because o is a letter

the power of Chris compels you

Calling my new puppy Nina Levin because she's an inside dog.

Back in the 2010s the worst part of a new technology used to be those gift books that appeared in cheap shops, like pages of screenshots of autocorrect mistakes called "autocorrec fails! Fat thumbs, flubs, and fpelling mistakes". Now the worst part is the associated humanitarian disaster

So much anime can be described as 'Everyone has their own guy and yours is special' Pokemon, evangelion, ergo proxy, JoJo, attack on Titan...

looking at the xxxl belts at the craft fair. "wow, can you imagine the size of the cow?" we'd say

I found out the hard way that at work briefing someone is not the same as pantsing them

I did a little trailer for my latest game demo with @tailoredsoundtracks.com and @annaandresactor.bsky.social #GameDev

my favourite 3 nirvana albums are 1. Never Mind 2. Ahh Well 3. Forget It

Black and white movies are always called stuff like "Married to a Wife!" and it's about a businessman who goes on a golfing holiday with his boss. No women in the film.

Reposting this so I have to do it.

Me watching @grousehousetv.bsky.social latest vid

We have a demo! Now it's time to make the full game! Amazing work @voicesbyandrew.com and @annaandresactor.bsky.social ! dave-ja.itch.io/spruce-falls #gamedev

POV you need an alibi

The two month game jam is almost over and we'll soon have a playable demo of Spruce Falls - our David Lynch-ispired diner-based murder mystery! And here are the talented folks I've been working with! @explod.es @annaandresactor.bsky.social

I'm releasing the first chapter later today. It's 'game jam' quality so a little lacking for now (except the awesome soundtrack! that ROCKS.) but I'll be reworking and improving it after the deadline. Will keeps ya updated!

I can also do this, I just don't feel the need to go on about it.

asking my wife what my spirit animal is and she says 'shoe' without missing a beat or looking up

Oh, you heard it on the grapevine? What next? Saw it on the mulberry tree? Felt it on the pumpkin patch ?Grow up.

i love how cunty this tooltip is in UE5

the best part of the final fantasy 7 world is that Korea exists and Running Man's Lee Kwang Soo would have probably tripped over some materia at some point

You can't make it up! (Threatening)

calling my metal band 'Smelly Hallway'

my nutritionist keeps telling me to stop drinking potions. no!!

*the royal food taster dies after tasting my supper* Me [the King]: uhh. maybe I'll just have half

I'm making a Lynch inspired game with the damn talented @tailoredsoundtracks.com . It's going to be good!

Preview of the main menu music for Spruce Falls, our submission for a 2 month-long David Lynch-inspired game jam. Spruce Falls is a first-person murder mystery game set in a Pacific Northwest diner. A local journalist has been killed. By a falling tree.

My new game is Encroacher: Snakes It's a snake-tossing cryptic adventure coming 2026!

The demo for Imago Season is OUT NOW! Explore a slice of the City, meet some of its mutant inhabitants and make choices that will shape their future! store.steampowered.com/app/4207140/... #gamedev #indiedev #GodotEngine #RPG#SteamNextFest

up all night crying because I wish they made Dude Wipes for girls

Woodlice can live up to four years. That's insane. A woodlouse could serve a whole presidential term.

wooden tit bean ice - one of my favourite beach boy songs

my date playfully smacks me on the ass but I was never spanked by the doctor when I was born so I vomit up a bunch of fluid and start to cry, as I breathe for the first time in my life

booking myself in for an autopsy and trying not to giggle and give it away as the mortician pokes me with cold implements

*getting frisky with my partner* hey babe, let's give your grandson an Uncle

Hhh

Sitting next to a couple and the guy is explaining the sopranos to the woman. He just googled Tony soprano and showed her a photo of him

grapes are nature's olives,, wwhen you think about it...

Now that I'm older, I no longer have a red race-car bed. Now I have a beige, sensible sedan bed.

egg,

Everything in the US post colonisation has names like 'Big valley' and 'best lake' but then I think about it and all my Welsh names are either Melyn (yellow hill) or Pen Fawr (big head). Sort it out lads! Basic shit.

The best part about language now being so corporate leaning is that I see a world like barfly and instead of thinking it's someone who hangs around a bar, it's now a startup to log your chunders

Elon please stop using water to power AI pedo porn and use it to wash yourself instead, you stinky gooch.

:-)

they should make a James bond film where he has no humanity or likeability, realistic. Kills the bad guy that's forecast a big showdown but he just whacks him with a hammer while he's sleeping. Roll straight to credits.

*Animorphs into a newly born vole*

all British food has the origin story of "this was invented in 1902 when a baker stepped on a pie"

feeling regret over my one wish being "give myself legionnaires disease at any moment" s a super power