wife hates when i make my award winning trouseroni pasta, even though it's mostly okay to eat

imagine!! being this, whoaw?!

why is it called gerMany if there's only one of them? Ffs sorry

throwback to when I fired my entire company

A new cryptid/bad guy I just invented: Mr. Open Your Cupboards He'll sneak into your house at night and open all your cupboards

the planet moon

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

rip scott dilberts, the guy who invented garfield

everyone be talking about Max Headroom but not uhh... Min Buttyard

bro

what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open

🎵 it only takes one tree, to make a thousand matches 🎵 It only takes one match, to MAAAKE A thouuuSAAANDDD TREEES

💡 IBS stands for Incredible Butt Stinkies

Whoaaa!!! Who else still using the Elon musk pedophile app? (For sex traffickers and racists)!!? If you are, DON'T!

I went to school with a Sam Fisher so when Splinter Cell dropped I was pissed when the main character wasn't a South Wales daughter of a local taxi cab owner who could kill you with a sharp bop with her sovereigns

Another thing I hate about AI is that it's boring and for dumb dweebs

people love to say cowabunga but never a different animal abunga

I shall be taking part in this. I have some little fish that need to be caught. #gamedev itch.io/jam/catch-id...

Whomstever gifted me this new year's flu is going to get my dirty laundry mailed to their house

eating glue until I become the horse

counterpoint: no

Champagne for my real friends Real poo for my sham friends

Blwyddyn Newydd da to all my Welsh followers, and to my English speaking followers: get me a burgber x

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this might be my last post of the year! Wow! ,,who cares

in the 90s the coolest nickname for a kid in a gang was 'Booster'

When I heard they elected a new VP, I thought they meant these

Full disclosure, the worst pick up line is "you made me puke my ass" ...don't try it!

walking around my neighbour's house with a Contraption degaussing it, hoping to reduce the resale value

ahh what? He's gone and put the game on itch. For $0.000(.00!)! If you didn't get to do Madvent for shame, this is your second and final chance. I'm watching. #GameDev dave-ja.itch.io/outfoxed

The fluff enjoyer

sorry yer da furnished his house with sparse ikea furniture like an early 2000's porno

Ace Ventura Pee Detective

Animal Facts: If you say the word "tennis" to a duck, it doesn't really react in any particular way

Catch ideas LIKE FISH! @hauntedps1.bsky.social #DavidLynch inspired #GameJam starts January fifth!

fartin and crappin'

have a great Christmas everyone, and if you don't celebrate it I hope you have a great day anyway, except if you are a billionaire, in which case I hope you expire from sepsis (infected toe from kicking a big log)

mer chms

my tell is that I was squealing the whole time and staring open mouthed at the only gen alpha at the table

ordering the no egg omelette

They Jokerified my latte! #theyjokerifiedmylatte #post #viral

who invented pain au raisin? pervert.

what the fuck is this wHat the fuck is this

Honestly, the best review I could expect, set to the tune of that Vanessa Carlton song

Running around town searching for 5 lost fox cubs, marking random places, messing with piles of leaves, booping hedgehogs, digging up a bunch of veggies and doing all this before daybreak in Outfoxed by @explod.es youtu.be/QI8ITyWKPew

The doctor circumcising me asking if I want it squared off or tapered

My wife said I should turn myself into the police but oh no, didn't like it when I started screaming and transforming into a department building full of constables