just found the time to read this now: i love to be given full-lamp views of subjects i've only had passing glimpses of. reviews like these, without being dense surveys, really have so much casual knowledge in them. anyway: read it!

my entire family just slipped on a giant banana peel

I’m bricked up beyond comprehension #girldick #girlcock #tgirl #transwoman #boobs

words hurt

(gotham 2026) man say what you will about shreck, he built things in this city. he had style and-- my friend: he called himself "Muhammed Shreck" my lady friend: he killed a woman

the thing I really love about Tom and Jerry is that it's obvious they clearly hate each other

If anyone at all can donate or share today, I would be so grateful. It's been a long, expensive few months trying to get this car back to working and we still need to pay bills

the left needs to become so much nastier towards people like this. we really do need to put much more effort into calling them stupid to their faces and showing our work on exactly why they're stupid

as we get closer and closer to christmas, get yourself a gift you'll REALLY enjoy 😘 💒 NikolaOphan.church 💒

The Computerized Coloring Book – Home Alone (MS-DOS, 1992)

My name's Elvira, but you can call me 'tonight' 😏

my friends got fucked over by insurance please send em some cash if you can spare

even in their own illustration the trump cybership is assailed by the christian god as it races to murder a defenseless boat

Master of the dirty talk, she is.

america locked into "no jim beam and bari weiss make Homer something something"

I saw a post recently that said Christmas Carol only works if Scrooge is a fundamentally kind man turned bitter by life and I think that’s the exact opposite of true. The whole point is that even someone as vile as that can be redeemed, if he just stumbled it’s whatever

Here's the protag, imagine weird sexy stuff happening to her and that's the comic

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i just feel like we're in real "There comes a time when the machine becomes so odious!" hours and no one is taking advantage

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Sadao Hasegawa

Mélanie eroge

Hey just FYI if you're here you survived longest night once more, every day from here to june 21 will be longer and sunnier than the day before

today i get to see my cat--who does NOT have a heart murmur!--after her vet appointment. she lives usually with my ex, across the country (she does have a heart murmur but the vet said its fine, said no one was gonna get in trouble like at all)

aerti 1

The strange sweater challenge is back with Himitsu’s and Crys. Are you team in or team out?

alright now a fun one

new dic pic just dropped

you think you can just waltz in here and use the pisser son

self-portrait study

it's your master bedroom!

21. DIESEL

Phone bill is due today and I still need help with this 🥺

everyone is gonna have to get used to giving up a lot! much of this lifestyle is either unsustainable or flat out evil, and will not be present in a just future this is, i admit, a hard thing to sell people! but on the other hand: every new fucking thing they make us buy is infuriating garbage

i feel that cancelation is the end game for ALL streaming services (as well as every major news outlet) - nothing represents kindness, honesty, quality, or even value... everything is corrupt & overpriced. we must reprieve ourselves if we're to have what we want.

for those with eyes to see

it's an interesting conversation in media as well when you consider all the link rot and intentional destruction of journalistic history that occurs at the hands of corporate power a narrow window of badly curated knowledge dictated by unreliable narrators forming the foundation of modern wisdom

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alberta is hell for this right now, and the use of the notwithstanding clause has been a deep violation with no effective pushback. this province won't stop until it is stopped

Not ready to show my face yet,!but hello.

just in terms of sheer moral revulsion, i would let mr beast cut in line ahead of a few epstein guys on the way to the guillotine tbh

Enjoying some peppermint 😌