work needs confirmation i have celiac to get some extra flexibility about sick time. i was diagnosed like a decade ago back in ok. no clue how to get records from that. i could get tested again here but id have to spend a week eating gluten. i reaaaaally dont want to be that sick.

i talked to mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes this morning. He told me “fuck fuck fuck mothermotherfuck mothermotherfuck fuck motherfuck motherfuck noinch noinch noinch 1, 2, 3, 4 noinch noinch noinch”

i regret my decisions

it’s so fucking fitting that mitch mcconnells last act is to prevent democracy from taking place.

i’m going to eat an entire box of mac n cheese on my own

what do you mean the guy with the totenkompf tattoo is a piece of shit? how could we have ever forseen that platner was an awful person and candidate???

hotboxing my car while listening to true crime so i can self-induce p a r a n o i a

cat

i’ll always love confusing artsy movies

j’adore laura dern

sneezed on the beat and the beat got all upset like “why wouldn’t you just cover your face? what’s wrong with you?”

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how do i make a rabbit head like they wear in inland empire

i should have expected the street food festival would leave my stomach in terrible distress, but i couldn’t resist the calls of the fried shrimp

happy fourth fuck this weather and this country

happy fourth fuck this weather and this country

on the flip side, public transit in the rain is an absolute vibe

it’s very funny that the capitol celebration got rained out. it is much less funny that my plans for tonight got rained out. at least i got to eat shrimp.

the sounds of a heavy storm coming through a city are kinda terrifying when you’re sitting in a tiny bus stop downtown

i can’t speak for the first person, but the response is absolutely true

just saw the worlds most average man shoot his shot with the baddest baddie i’ve seen today and all i can do is marvel at the confidence of mediocre men

going to go get street food and watch brother ali in hopes it helps me out of this funk i’ve been in for seemingly weeks now

i’ve been listening to brother ali a lot because hes playing a free show here today and it really takes me back to college.

i literally cannot mute enough words to get that stupid celebrity marriage out of my damn feed.

had a guy ask about thrift shop recommendations and as soon as i mentioned “in the city” he just was like “nope, nope, no thank you.” fucking suburb people think minneapolis is some war zone or some shit, when really it’s just chill, decent food, and culturally diverse

ever get called “sir” so much in such a short period of time you start considering the benefits of DIY FFS?

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it’s not fair that being gluten sick makes me feel miserable mentally on top of feeling miserable physically. i just want to fight everyone until they stop doing things that upset me.

i’m not fucking disposable. i will not be an afterthought. i will not be walked over again and again and again

when i say things to people i fucking mean it and the people closest to me are about to learn that.

might go home from work so i can cry and sleep. living with celiac and getting glutened twice in a week is enough to make me a shell of myself

remember when there were just massage chairs everywhere?

me 15 minutes ago: i’ll just watch the opening cutscene of GoW Ragnarok now so i can jump straight in after work. it’s not like it’ll make me cry or something. me now: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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it’s hot. i’m going to eat ice cream about it.

goo goo dolls: i don’t want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand me: you can just take estrogen for that sweetie

Bald Cena is real and he CAN hurt you

it’s crazy that the dude who wrote “youth of the nation” was 27 years old at the time

the mankind/undertaker hell in a cell match is my favorite pride event

today’s goal: do not melt

everything is screaming and you’re so quiet

it’s pride day in the twin cities and instead of day drinking and basking in queerness i’m getting misgendered by rude presbyterians

today was pretty decent. had good times with the polycule in the park, saw a lot of queers and good vibes, got silly new earrings, watched scream 1+2, and ate a reckless amount of sweets

celebrating pride by watching scream (1996). it marks the first time a gay couple were allowed to be the villains in a slasher from a major studio

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