If anything, we could use more snowplows, not ICE.

If you're signed up for a blood drive, but chicken out at the last minute, don't worry. If you're certain that they do vitals and take your temperature orally (instead of your forehead or temple), drink coffee or soup. When they take your temp, you'll be declined, due to a high fever.

From last night into this morning, the hotel cable has had a channel that only airs My Pet Ate What? :/

Name a Bond movie, but make it casual. Thundershirt

Having a couch rot Saturday morning and I've discovered hat Yoshio Itoi is a friggin' nut.

I just realized I take the 67 bus to work .... 😞

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen. Mr Bungle Tori Amos Dimmu Borgir Jinjer Fabio Frizzi

I'm having soju and a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner. I'm an adult that's over 40 years old.

GIF that pops up when I type my name

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

During so many scenes in Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein, I mentally screamed, "I bet @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social has that or knows what that is!"

Buenas dia de los muertos!

Send halp. @gabepowers.bsky.social's stuck in a Youtube hole of 'Monsters of Rock' and 'Pure Moods' commercials.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

BIG BALLS O’CONNELL

They took out my gallbladder! (congratulatory happy crowd chatter) The pain while I'm recovering is at about a 4 of 10! (consolatory crowd chatter) They let me keep the gallstone! (.....murmurs expressing ick)

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series that you love.

My favorite actors are not human #browneyes

I have gallbladder surgery in a couple weeks and I'd asked the surgeon yesterday during our consult if they can save my stone and give it to me afterwards. I just realized now that it's like I'm a human blind bag that made its own collectable toy. 🤔

So my gastrointestinal appointment was abundantly bad: I need to have my gallbladder removed and my blood needs to be checked for thyroid issues and/or Celiac. :/ For one or more reasons, my eating and drinking habits will need to change.

ISAIAHHHHHHH! Get 'um from both sides!

What's one sentence that sticks out in your memory as putting an end to a friendship or a possible relationship? "I don't understand jazz - it just sounds like a bunch of scales to me." ....yeah, he ignored me from then on.

RUN, LARGE MAN! #usc

While I was waiting for the bus, a black squirrel ran in and out of a yard nearby. And I thought, 'Where have I seen this before?'

@vikings.social #nfl If you wanna confuse somebody, just do this:

Quote with a dramatic b&w pic of you

Gabe: So, I'm trying to name all the followers in the game (Conan Exiles) like 'Adjective' 'Name', so the first one is Fresh Tina. Me (a little tipsy):

"No risk, full push" - Max Verstappen; also, me on the toilet.

The two neighborhood turkeys. I love them.

Gabe: I thought it was a picture of someone's grandma

Today's lunch: beer and chicken-fried bacon. #mnstatefair

Fox on the run, you scream and eeeeverybody comes a-running.... #dutchgp @f1tv.bsky.social

I dreamed about the Kardashians last night; only Kris, Kim, and Khloe were there and they traveled to a small villa in Italy to buy clothes. Since the garments weren't ready in time, Kris off'ed an entire Italian family and covered their bodies in bedsheets, so her daughters wouldn't notice. 👀

I am next to him in a grey teeshirt.

Why did my coworkers have to get me into BitLife?

No cheating, last photo of your pet.

Quote post with a picture of yourself that makes you feel powerful (I mean look at her, tho)

Consent is king, even in the bouncehouse. Once someone utters "Oww," everything stops.

If you see this, post a TV ident

Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who brought you joy and happiness

I was also convinced that these two men were the same, but filmed their TV shows in a Jekyll & Hyde sort of way.

During my childhood in the 80s and 90s, I was convinced that pictures like these two were of the same guy.

Rain delay in Belgium? Guess that means I gotta make moar bracelets. @f1tv.bsky.social #belgiangrandprix

RIP to Ozzy Osborne, my birthday twin.

Four of my favorite Pokémon (non-starters edition)

😆😆😆 🫢

Before I wake up and forget, I was having a dream where there a news correspondent in the field was substituting for someone else named Yoyo Hoagieman.

Alternate Swamp land card for M:tG

Why just be somebody when you can be the person in the glowing cowboy hat?

A photo you'd use as an album cover.