Welcome to the club biiiiiiiitch

NEWS: The Blackhawks have traded forward Nick Foligno to the Wild, a source tells The Athletic. The return heading back to Chicago is not yet known.

TINNNAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-chuckles under breath-

BYE BYE NOEMMMMMMMM WOOOO

Start at the White House, perhaps?

ICE Comes to the American Heartland After the government declares mission complete in Minneapolis, aggressive ICE occupation continues in small-town Minnesota. Read: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.

NANCY MACE: What is a woman? Have you learned that lesson? WALZ: I'm the governor of Minnesota. I'm not here to be a prop for your obsession.

KAITLAN GET HER ASS

Stuff and things

Spanish PM Pedro Sanchez: "23 years ago, U.S govt dragged us into a war with Iraq, A war said to fight to eliminate Saddam Hussein's nuclear weapons and bring democracy... but no nuclear weapon was found in Iraq"

AnthonyEdwards dazzles with the dribble, drills a stepback three, blows child's mind

Anthony Edwards, eh?

“In order to assure proper service, if any of the employees fail to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ more than 3 times, their headset will detonate.”

You dumb dumb bitch.

The approximate cause of death for Anne Frank was the Nazis. The specific cause of death was the outbreak of Typhus at Bergen-Belsen camp, which overtook her (and others) from chronic malnutrition and medical abuse. These conditions are not, in character, unlike our system of immigration camps today

A week ago, the ACLU got DHS officials to admit on record that there would be an additional 407 agents throughout March on top of the 150 CBP agents we would normally have here. The idea that we are down to pre-surge levels is a lie that needs to be corrected for the country. We are still occupied.

That SUNDAY though 😱

Aurora photo dump time! These are some that didn’t “make the cut” the other round(s). I have countless photos and it’s overwhelming but in a GOOD way 😂

Doodling to keep the horrors at bay.

This is who the Minnesota WILD GM wanted in the US Men's locker room to celebrate. Someone who is actively covering up the murders of 2 Minnesotans.

Minnesotan AF

Man when I go on walks now I literally don’t want to stop until I’m in pain because that’s how I usually knew I had to stop before I had my hip replacements. Now the limit does not exist. So I keep going. Then I’m 4 miles from my car. lol.

I want to be happy again so fucking bad but I feel like I’m standing next to myself watching myself just exist and I hate it so much. I don’t know how to stop it.

S O O N

NEXT SUNDAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!?!?!?!

Kind of wild that Nikola has literally nobody to help him lol

Mmmm yes more

HEY RANDLE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

ATTACK THE HOOOOOOOOOOP

They’re the fun uncles.

SPICY BOI

DONTE YOU CAN HAVE ALL ME OF MY GOD

DONTE DEFENSE MAKES ME HOT

Alex Pretti’s mom shared this on what would’ve been her son’s 38th birthday today: “my love for him will never fade. You’ve made a change that cannot be broken.” We won’t forget Alex, and we will never stop fighting for justice for him and all the other lives taken or harmed by ICE’s actions.

Literally laughing my ass off rn

Old man is being weird again

An Iranian drone strikes the US base in Erbil, Iraq

We were literally watching our community provide a ceremony at the Whipple building. Hennepin County Sheriff’s then began to escalate tensions. This was disrespectful to our community, our culture, and our ancestors. This created fear and was an attack on our right to peacefully assemble.

That sketch just made me have a sexual awakening.

This sketch is so unhinged oh my god hahahaha

You think Quinn Hughes let them borrow his hat? Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo 💀

TANK TOP MARCUS TANK TOP MARCUS SHXBSKSBXSJ

HOZIER. CONNOR. MARCUS. HNNNGH. 🫠

MARCUS AND HOZIER AHHHHHHH HELP ME

“God I love being in my 40s!” LMAO

Good damage control to be fair.

GIRLS WOMANS WOMENS WEOOOOOMANNNNSSSSSS (sorry I am a mess)