Still don’t know how this is the same person lol

It’s super fun driving out here let me tell you

Showtime memory: I worked downtown MPLS and all of the bus service shut down, so bars and restaurants along Nicollet Mall were offering free drinks if you brought in a snowball lol.

One sack below the knees and he’s dust my god 👀

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I need to talk to someone who has watched Stranger Things because I am about to burst at the seams 😂

And it wasn’t JJ? And not KOC? From a good QB? It can happen to them too!? Wow!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha see I knew he was another level of batshit. I mean look at his normal average every day face:

Jamie Campbell Bower the man that you are.

I felt that in my loins my GOODNESS.

MINNESOTA WILD GIVES ME JOY

what if we kissed... under the missle toad

Fuck I love goat cheese and beets so much 😭

As I was walking out of the gas station a guy just yelled out “AHHHHH YESSSSS ITS SNOWING!” and was jumping up and down while he was putting gas in his car. Dude was so stoked.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SNOW -shakes Mother Nature-

Just an FYI “Storm Chasers” aren’t allowed legally to run red lights because they aren’t fucking law enforcement!

Yall? It’s gonna SNAUR.

lol get his ass Brian 😂

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I still miss Kat.

ME AF RN NGL

Chris Finch letting his team drown:

What in the actual fucking shit

SIT DOWN GRANDPA.

My neighbors must think I’m giving labor because I am groaning and screaming at the same time, long duration. Sports.

This mother fucker I SWEAR.

CLARK PLS FUUUUUUCKKKK

Finchy is just…..not good during crunch time.

Rudy Gobert choke on a dick shaped malachite

DONTE MAKE A THREE CHALLENGE

ANTHONY EDWARDS MAKE A THREE CHALLENGE

YOU DO NOT LET A 4-13 TEAM BEAT YOU, OKAY??????

The Minnesota Timberwolves are trying to ruin my life.

Today is the not the day for this bullshit.

Donte isn’t having a Naz Reid game 😔

SNACK TOOOOIMEEEE

B I L L Y

The Salvation Army bell ringers really hate it when you tell them the money you’re donating this season is going directly to the local food bank and not them 😊

Ok but like omg JJ and his little tater tot 😭

This is the exact time I said “oof that kid low key got knocked out for a second”

These two need to stop fighting outside and just love one another and snuggle, ok? Okay.

He slammed his head good during the end of the game, you can see his eyes not focus for a bit when Hockenson pulled him off of the ground.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Guys. I am a cat magnet. This was during my walk in the wooded area a few miles from my house

In other news I am hard as a rock.

Sobbing throwing up crying

The Vikings lost but the red toner I put in my hair worked, the sun is out, I’ve gotten three lifers on my Merlin App, and the vibes are immaculate.

JAMEIS WINSTON WTF LOL

I lied we can and did and will.