JADEN MCDANIELS

Did he even look to his replay assistant there? Inconceivable!

Murray missed at the buzzer. It’s the wolves night. Those are the rules.

So they really can just turn it on whenever they feel like it, huh?

Did Deni rip at Barnes’ arm?

So the Mets really are THAT bad.

Won’t be sleeping tonight.

Chalk one up for ethical basketball awooooo 🐺

It is time.

Have some fucking shame, Joker.

Absolutely insane.

If that isn’t marginal contact, then the playoffs aren’t real and what are we even doing here?

SloMo season

Finch has got to throw a new body out there.

If the Timberwolves have the ball with less than 10 seconds left in a quarter it is basically a guarantee that the other team is going to score somehow

AYOOOOOOO

THIS! THIS IS THE TEAM THAT YOU CAN BE! WHENEVER YOU WANT! LETS GO!

When the Wolves pass the ball

On the bright side, there will be a satisfying trade this summer. (I reserve the right to rescind this message at any time if the wolves show life)

Pulling up the ESPN trade machine if this keeps up much longer

They will get back into this, but this team can’t afford to have these hideous quarters. Just sluggish.

Well, one way or the other we will learn all we need to know about this Timberwolves team by the end of the night.

The Knicks may be the dumbest team that I’ve ever seen.

A tale of two former Wolves. KAT ignored by his team. NAW ignites his team.

It is criminal how the Knicks use KAT.

Spiritually Chris Paul

What the hell is this Rudy behind the back bullshit? Almost lost one earlier as well.

Whenever Jokic sits, I am amazed that this Nuggets team didn’t absolutely crater when he went down mid season.

You just know the Wolves are going to make it close, but that 15-0 run may be too much to overcome.

I’m begging the Wolves to get downhill and abandon the threes. Begging!

Jaden lol

Watching Julius Randle play basketball today

“Julius Randle for 3!”

🧛

Inconceivable!

flagrant 1 lol Playoff basketball!

Hulk would’ve loved the 2026 Minnesota Twins.

Garret Crochet got five outs before the Twins knocked him out of the game.

This pelicans team is hilarious.

Alright, big ru

Honestly, I feel kind of bad for James Outman at this point.

Tristan Gray better than Correa

Ni Hao! One Taj Bradley please!

Finch really has a late hook on the starters that drives me nuts.

I was going to tweet something about how incompetent the Bulls are for letting Ayo go, but then Rudy had the most hideous layup attempt of all time and I’ve lost all my train of thought.

Can Randle do anything but brick threes?

Reminder that miles bridges hits women

Absolutely no juice on this squad right now.

Turnaround middy as the shot clock expires. SloMo = Jordan.

Thousands of people lined up on highway 55 and Winnetka in GOLDEN VALLEY. People really don’t like fascism and war. Shocking!