Liv literally doing it all out on the court

Unsurprisingly Dr. Spaceman got into peptides

Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.

Watching this Lynx game, pretty clear that Liv should get two starting spots in the All Star game (hers and Natasha's)

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

pausa de hidratacion

The USA just looks exhausted. Does anyone know if something or someone mentally or physically or existentially exhausting did anything in the past couple of days

reset timeline with wolf like me youtu.be/MxawVMQ02dc?...

I feel like these guys are all a little precious about getting hit in the leg. I mean you’re out there playing soccer.

Me for the next two hours

Landon: “I played golf with a bunch of guys on Friday and all of a sudden they are all experts on soccer” describing the most Americanest of Americans

Good news/bad news for the Lynx

Neymar taking this penalty is some Make-a-Wish stuff lol

my only real opinion on this whole fifa mess is that the world cup should be called the soccer cup since they play soccer. that’s the only thing i would change

anyone who finds more things to like about this country than me is a glassy eyed, historically illiterate moron. anyone who likes fewer things is a nihilistic doomer

This reminds me of the video where they randomly asked an old man on the street if he remembered a big game from 1967 and it turned out he had played in the game.

I think the possibility of coming up with passages like this that make people want to become writers (from The Guardian’s match report)

The noise I made

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

Lawd, the replays of the Lopes Cabral goal 🤌🏼

My non soccer watching wife just screamed "you divey little cunt!"

WORLD'S #1 ARCHIPELAGO NOW AND FOREVER

By occasion, situation, and brilliance of execution, this might be the greatest goal I have ever seen.

Golazo from Sidny Lopes Cabral, level again

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

The Lynx just channeled the spirit of the 2023-24 Wolves

Vozinha is prepared to die a warrior's death

look, whether you root for team USA or not, i think we can all agree the important thing is that you should feel like a sorry piece of shit 24 hours a day for deciding to be alive

NOOOOO THEY DONT F**** SMOKE IT WHILE YOURE SAT IN RESTAURANT BOB

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

It’s been a hard and yet triumphant year for Minnesota. Ordinary people have been targeted by their fellow countrymen, and made heroic sacrifices for their neighbors. So, appropriate to remember that 163 years ago today, 262 average Minnesotans sacrificed themselves at the Battle of Gettysburg.

Americans when the U.S. team gets a red card

Anybody tracking private jets out of LAX on FlightRadar yet?

Man I guess a 2 goal lead IS the most dangerous in soccer, damb

Rob Pelinka

If I'm LA playing against LeBron next season I'm putting Bronny in at the 5. Make him the rim protector. Either you deter him from putting his own son in a poster or something really, really funny happens

When it’s time for penalties

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

Feeling for him right now

Anybody know if these guys are reliable? Can we even trade the 2035 pick?