Out at the bar suburban dive barwith live music. Met a PHD student who is dating a buddy. Me: Sonwhats your dissertation on? Her: basically grower not shower is a Neanderthal evolutionary marker. In Lehmans terms atleast. (Shrugs)

Every day the news is basically: there’s is no accountability for rich and powerful people and they’re ruining everything we love

Last night I found out my Nieces friends knows me as "Uncle Shark Week". My Niece lives about 5 miles from me, most of her friends live within a mile from me. She is 14, she often stops by "for water". What she's actually doing is grabbing & using feminine hygiene products from my bathroom.

The average American has three friends

This is basically just a proxy Trump approval poll

The same guys who think they could win in a fight with a Grizzly think Trump could beat them up!

It take a special level of malevolence from the modern game to end up in a place where Bayern Munich is the underdog people's champ. But here we Qatar.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

I do NOT understand what this means but I DO hate it.

Kissinger would have had some local militia disappear these guys rather than be cucked like this.

Man, that sounds terrible. Killed with impunity by agents of the state for just being on the street and protesting? Hard to see how regimes like that can continue to claim a popular mandate.

The lads were so crap in the 1st half I didn't notice how bad the score bug is.

@edsbs.bsky.social if you haven't dumped this is the TikTok dumps you should. Not a grid iron guy but coaches reaction is gold. youtube.com/shorts/CM_1Q...

Hogans Heroes Paradise Silo Jericho GOT Futurama Pinky & the Brain Northern Exposure Tosh 2.0 McCales Navy Gilligans Island Mystery Theater 3000 Bear Beavis & Butthead Aqua Patrol

Strawberry Sciatic Nerve

Why is she dressed like Thomas Tuchel

Bonus points for marrying a woman whose BIL is a useless buffoon.

Yeah the rotisserie chicken amendment is neat! Unfortunately it was attached to the Farm Bill which locked in $187 billion in cuts to SNAP. So, yes, now SNAP can be used for rotisserie chickens but more importantly, this bill means red tape, cuts & tons of people losing access to food completely.

You ever catch a higher up at work out in a lie mid department meeting? MDMA ain't got shit on this feeling.

Thinking about an interview John Waters gave where he saw Jackass 2 and went "oh my God, they're doing the type of stuff I've always wanted to do onscreen but they've tricked straight people into watching it" and Knoxville later responded "that was 100% intentional"

FWIW I think its manly af to get a quarterly check from my electric company. I do manly stuff with the money, like buy cheap tap beer at the bar & pay for new fishing gear I couldn't otherwise justify.

I drunkenly downloaded Uber & created an account. I somehow missed the option out of push notifications option. Those dirtbags push out dozens a day. I wish they knew they were only useful to me when I'm drunk. Just like taco bell & frozen pizzas.

I've gotten to the point I don't tell me wife she's about to do something stupid. Instead I pull out a chair & wait. She has learned I will let her do dumb things instead of getting yelled at for mansplianing. So now she asks for advice. (I won't let her hurt herself, but I will let her get wet)

AI, its been a rough day. Can you play me a video of the entire Trump Admin jumping head first into a wood chipper single file. Start with Hegseth & end with Vance.

If there are cops in a show, & they never show them screwing up or doing something illegal. I find them to be too unrealistic to enjoy.

Fuck NORM GREEN

This has been a thing on my FB feed. Figured I'd do it here. Some caveats, Michigan is a maybe because I'm not willing to be a troll. But I vibe with da Yoopers. AL/MS is only a no because I only like the Northern parts & at that point TN is right there. OH needs no explanation.

Sorry, but if you’re mad that the Southern Poverty Law Center paid informants to infiltrate Nazi groups to expose them, then you are a Nazi.

Yeah the people who are notorious for making fine furniture with hand tools. Doesn't have a single person with autism in it. I'm just sure thats the case.

I still think we should be covering every Costco, Walmart/Target, & grocery store parking lot & roof with panels before we do farmland or natural areas. The fact that solar farms are having a net positive effect on ecosystems is encouraging though.

I agree with this, & I've read Julia. It just reminded me of the time an author didn't like my goodreads review that suggested he got obsessed with lesbian porn. He got so mad he went on a crusade to find me, & ended up spamming bad reviews of a mechanic shop whose owner shares my name.

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

The “music for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody” tour.

Its fully spring in my neck of the woods. Which for me means hearing people in loud motorcycles & cars revving there engines while waiting at the nearby trail crossing. So I feel the need to share this southpark gem. Please share to spread awareness. youtu.be/4h4VepNuGB4?...

Lutefisk, fush soaked in lye for preservation. Its then dried only to be boiled. Its often described as "fish jello". I've never tried it, but the smell sends me running the opposite direction.

The best £3M FSG has ever spent!

Hill Divockson Stadium

Gang, just think. If they hadn't been shit all match. We wouldn't have gotten this hilarious moment! 🎶 He's got tiny arms, he's got tiny arms, tiny arms, tiny arms, tiny arms 🎶

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

I'm at a house party fish fry. The most popular girl is 3, & is the grand-daughter of the host. The most popular guy was her great grandfather. Go figure.

It was 80 on Thursday & its snowing today. Its going to be 80 again on Wednesday.

True! Fun fact: They did this because someone leaked Robert Bork’s rental history during his confirmation battle.

Somebody needs to start a Truth Social.account & just spam Trump with this classic @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com Tweet

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳