Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,

Trayvon Martin was supposed to be an anomaly in my life not the beginning of a very bleak book

A little too late, bud.

Black people: "This country is TRASH!" White people: "I don't see it that way!" 😂😂😂

Dearborn, Michigan 🫡

Yo…. Billy Bob Thornton is an amazing actor One of the best speech givers in modern cinema

6% Senegalese lmao If they win, this is my #AFCON too 🇸🇳 🇸🇳🇸🇳

A goddamn piss missile. Not a keeper alive is stopping that hit from pure frustration

Camera needs to find Diaz immediately lmao

Brahim Diaz delayed the start until the refs decided to look again. What a huge baby.

Realizing/remembering that Micah Richards is 37 makes everything make so much sense.

“When Doves Cry” for the sample ability at the very least

They really just gave Semenyo Yaya Toure’s number like that…. MY Yaya Toure….

This is my new friend. Her name is Dolly Everyone say “Hi Dolly!”

Black folks been saying that 5 years ago, 15 years ago, 50 years ago, 250 years ago

✅ little too 🗿 to play ⚽️ ✅tried a stepover, rolled my own ankle ✅as I went to the bench area for said ankle, sliced my hand open on something ✅after getting my hand taken care of, went back in & tried to head a ball across goal, took it right off the bridge of my nose. 0/10 performance night

I saw a bet for an Osimhen goal and Ndidi yellow card and I almost took it. 💔 #AFCON

This is how I know Mo Salah is getting old: Teams in AFCON used to double team him and keep an eye out. Benin is marking him like everyone else, and he’s been essentially invisible

Keep Tyler Loop off of social media for a while. They have nothing nice to say to him currently.

Football version of “Green, fn”

I saw the aggression and the dumb fouls for Ipswich and thought “well…. There is a player inside of Liam Delap, somewhere. Maybe he’ll unlock in at Cobham.” Nope, just Jeremy Shockey playing soccer up top.

Definition of “yeeting a ball”

Just started watching “New Girl” and immediately understand why all those women I went on dates with were acting the way they were.

💀💀💀💀

She is getting it I think

Another #AFCON , another early Gabon exit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I hate that Joao Pedro is gonna get credit for that goal But if I had to choose a keeper to give up a goal like that, it would def be Emi Martinez

Very funny situation (¯\_(ツ)_/¯) But this is a very good photo. Like “hang in an office” good

Doing a late Christmas shop at a pipe store, and listening to how being a dad made someone a libertarian 🙄

doing pushups (and other workouts) to sports has really made me appreciate when my teams do well, as that means I can workout. It also means if the Pistons are still good, and the Lions still score at a good rate, I'm gonna be jacked as hell lol

Portland Trail Blazers are actively having fans send in photos in game to have them use AI on them. What are we doing man?

Competitions like the Africa Cup of Nations are so important to learn about the rich texture of the sport. Ball IQ shot all the way up when I started digging into the continental tournaments.

I am so excited for AFCON. So so so much

Jake Paul got his cream corned. His panini grilled. His beard combed His fries battered His castle stormed His banana peeled

Jake Paul got his peas mashed. He got his biscuit dunked. He got his crumpet crumbled. He got his orange squeezed. Absolutely love it.

Got my guy Max Murray into the studio to talk about the nonprofit he runs, the Urban Football League, & how his hard work in the Detroit community transitioned into to national recognition from the USL Championship Click below to listen on Spotify! (which is how most people listen to podcasts lol)

Got my guy Max Murray into the studio to talk about non profit he runs, the Urban Football League, & how his hard work transitioned into to national recognition from the USL Championship Click on the link below to listen on Apple Podcasts, or search “Daily Detroit” wherever you listen to podcasts

Got my guy Max Murray into the studio to talk about non profit he runs, the Urban Football League, & how his hard work transitioned into to national recognition from the USL Championship Click on the link below to listen on Apple Podcasts, or search “Daily Detroit” wherever you listen to podcasts

Finish the winter session undefeated (3-0-2), Game winning goal tonight, team leading six goals in five games. ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Good for him. It was kind of apparent ball was leaving him, but a great soccer mind. Glad someone’s gonna get to see it on the sidelines.

@thacalebdume.bsky.social I like the “he had one bad day” version of the Joker. But that’s it. I don’t need anything else after that lol bsky.app/profile/thac...

The Glitch kit was sick as hell Gave me a headache if I looked at it too long, but still

The only upside to the Lions losing in a high scoring game: 10 pushups for a touchdown 5 for a first down 5 for a turnover 3 for a field goal 156 pushups 😮‍💨

Manchester City is going to catch Arsenal and then, the entire league will collectively laugh at Arsenal fans again

Back to illegal streams for college basketball and I forgot how jarring it is for a Streammate pop-up appear while scrolling for a better view of the game.

Michigan or Michigan State are not hiring a black coach for a major sport for the next two decades. JFC 😭

Sherrone Moore watched Mel Tucker do what he did at Michigan State and get fired for it…. And did damn near the same thing. Same damn state. Same damn metropolitan area. Instate rival. And learn nothing from it. My (neighbor), cmon, b

11pm Kickoffs should be outlawed universally

…. Duh, MF lol