Can Wanda Sykes do the Oscars?

Well played

I liked Rodman. I liked a lot this year. There’s only one that literally no one speaks about despite its incredible script and performances. boxd.it/MReU

It’s very important to me that when you consider these decisions, you also understand that they are the ones that let people get killed because they’re in their cars in the wrong place

Pure miss Rubin Amorim

PLEASE when you’re at protests this weekend remember this

trust exercise www.theguardian.com/football/202...

"We had whistles. They had guns"

From @sprtswtr.bsky.social: Cities are charging World Cup fans to attend FIFA fan festivals. Philly will not be one of them. www.inquirer.com/soccer/fan-f... via @phillysport.bsky.social @inquirer.com

These players have got to stop posting black and white photos, I keep thinking someone’s died

Cheeky. @liverpooloffside.bsky.social liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...

And Gyökeres is a pudding.

I MISSED A GREALISH SENDING OFF FOR TWO DISSENT YELLOWS IN THREE MINUTES????? Might have to watch that one back full 90

Seeing Arteta after all that rain and thinking about his hair gel usage possibly rivals data centers gulping water. Also see some gray hairs here have to say that Just For Men dye is no match for the mighty Reds.

Liverpool strikers (0 minutes played) had just eight fewer touches than Arsenal’s striker (64 minutes played)

Mates Liverpool looked very very good and have now managed to go 1W 1D 0L against the league champions elect AND immediately afterward I unexpectedly got my lost luggage back?!?! Hard to overstate how good a day this is

Possession was about 60-40 in the first half. Some second half from the Reds, who held on defensively in the first 45 but equally were probably the more unlucky to not go into the half 1-0 up.

Noem saying Ross acted "according to his training" is a blinking red light. Any investigative effort from those with subpoena power needs to press on ICE permitting early resort to lethal force. @lilahassan.bsky.social's reporting is crucial & acknowledges it may be out of date:

Mates remember this??? Remember the pearls clutched and the outrage??? Now imagine if instead of gloating and jest this was done to a player who just clearly done his knee and got stretchered off.

Szoboszlai with 94% passing accuracy against Arsenal away is a level of play that is hard to comprehend. Instrumental.

Clean sheet away against the best team in world football while you’ve not got any fit strikers is quite a statement really, but unfortunately the statement reads “we should be top but unfortunately we can’t put together a performance like this against the bottom half”

Anyway if Arsenal lose the title now questions must be asked about their record against top sides

Martinelli panel game where you’re shown an incident and asked to guess which body part he grabs and shouts after. Cash out at £50k every time you correctly guess that he’s faking a head injury again.

You would not be able to guess which team was struggling and which was in first in the start of this half, which I give Liverpool a lot of credit for. Of course, the problem has never been how the side looks against top sides — but still worth mentioning given the injured.

Not lost on me also that Arsenal are fouling CODY GAKPO the way teams target Saka, which is something I’m told they find disgusting and classless 🙃

I think Noem is telling the truth here which is the problem, really.

Also that is a penalty, I’m sorry. Based on the standards they’ve been given recently, he’s made no play on the ball and moved into Frimpong, turning his ankle. These lot would be fuming if Virgil did that little wee contact and stopped Saka.

Friends, you HAVE to stop posting on that evil site.

Supporters who watch Trossard every week shouldn’t come out with things like this yeno

What the fuck is absolute immunity?

Two goalies on the bench, it’s januarrrrrry

I’m so deflated to be answering racist questions ahead of this part-US World Cup you know. I can’t imagine, amidst all the visible problems created ahead of this tournament, asking me if I feel unsafe in big cities because of migrants and refugees. I’m so, so tired.

I think it’s quite important to say that whilst I hate Chelsea’s model and hope desperately that it fails—like truly it’s evil in a way that’s different than sportswashing but which is dead gross nonetheless—it’s not at all lost on me that they’ve chosen to go after young Black talent specifically.

An update here that I feel is significant: the videos he watches online are largely wobbly cats????

Amidst a really busy period I’m sure it helped them loads to play absolute dross like Manchester United right before West Ham. I went early, that’s all.

Sky have put Villa’s record up and I see they’re doing quite well. Single-digit draws and just the one loss. Any idea who inflicted that?

RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)

I was so close to

Something that makes me feel that online is its own fake and unimportant place is that my mother, who has been married to my father for about 40 years now, has experienced this: Arsenal husband (semi-strong), Liverpool daughter (I’m literally sat in a pub on the Breck road before a non league game):

I’ve seen a lot of bad faith Luis Díaz chat on this app and just want to point out that he’s scored three decisive goals (so, at a game state of draw, whether it be an opening goal or to break the deadlock) since September. Being a good cog in a well-functioning team is a major positive.

Congratulations Wolverhampton Wanderers on your first win of the season

Whoever’s let Manchester City get a run at Semenyo should get at least 1/4th of City’s 2025/26 league title smh

Also Canada

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com Thanks for reading them this year x www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

There is no general principle in conservatism beyond, I get to do what I want, and you get to shut the fuck up.

I’m so fuming about the world because I just spent the week in Scotland with my da, a man in his sixties, and he just had such a nice time seeing and talking to people. I’m so so mad that people have allowed their das to hate people for a living. Das are meant to be sound and a bit cringe.

evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol

I do not like how many of you have swallowed Timmy C’s big ups without actually figuring out if he had anyone criticizing him. He doesn’t. His opps are people like me who point out that every one of his interviews seem to connote him inventing whatever acting strategy he’s done. Man thanks no one.

So busy worrying about the "How" that we forgot to ask "Why"