Entirely serious when I say there should be a law requiring grocery stores to have cashiers and baggers

“Should have just figured out how to turn Randle into room for iHart” take gets better by the day

Detroit’s problem is it’s not paying Tobias Harris enough for this 3-12 shooting game

Real

True confession: The recordings and songs from this era sound fine to me but not particularly revolutionary or memorable www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

Most of the people lamenting the collapse of American journalism conveniently forget to mention the industry’s systematic marginalization and suppression of pro-Martian voices. It’s impossible to imagine an editor signing off on any of these stories today.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ghost Goop Kitchens Rack Up $20,000 a Day

My son, my only son, my boy … just told me he and his 4th grade friends are “dogemining”

Any variation on this

The misdirection joke where you list two things and then the punchline is not about the thing you would expect it to be. (A Colbert ex: This is amazing—the first meeting of Disney and Beyoncé. The most loved and recognizable brand in the world got to collaborate with…Disney).

Very sentimentally pleased that it turns out my cameo pairing partner on the show was @c-cauterucci.bsky.social

I hate, hate, hate how much the "Turning into your Parents" insurance commercials make me laugh.

It shouldn't, but Duck Season/Rabbit Season works for me every time.

Some might say it hasn't aged well, but I prefer to think Bevis is an innovative drag artist leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia, ignoring the haters, and living their best life. youtu.be/FshU58nI0Ts?...

Who’s on first and all subsequent iterations no matter how terrible

Farewell to a great pod! I may have a tiny cameo in here purely to further a hyperspecific, decade-old agenda I can’t let go of

What’s the most overdone/over-referenced thing/joke/bit that still makes you laugh? Mine is that Shakespeare actually wrote, “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”

Previous RT was RT’d because it reminded me of how much I laughed last night at (re)discovering Robert Plant ad libbing “… I might be wrong!” apologetically after the “don’t know, but I’ve been told/big-legged women have no soul” line on the live LA Black Dog

god this album review for greta van fleet is so funny. i love this pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

Iowa tampering our QBs??? Nice to be a fan of the one program that follows the freakin rules

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In the spirit of reporting null hypothesis customer service incidents, I just had a very useful and pleasant conversation with someone on New York state's traffic ticket help line

"Trivago," the company, just asked me for a tip

Watching a guy do this for like 90 straight seconds and loving it

Was just thinking about how hard that first nap after being in space for nine days must hit. Might be worth the 15 years of training for that feeling alone

What’s the best doc for kids about the early space/Apollo program?

As a nation we can - and must - land a Skylar on the moon.

Ok why can’t they open the door the sound on this TV is off

The thing is the guy takes it in stride. That’s why I want to know more

I was down on the Knicks because I think 55 wins is the mark of seriousness and they’re not going to reach it but after that I have to say the Knicks are back

Need more context, interviews, etc.

Where’s the post about family fun being the lowest and least enjoyable form of fun … I need it for professional reasons

No cowards out there

Will Tschetter is Michigan’s designated “college basketball player” player. Little known rule but every team needs at least one.

Second half is for shooters and I guess their daughters

Hmmm interesting decision there stripes

Scared of a four point lead????

“U Conn” resorting to cheating and skullduggery. Sad.

I’ll give this game credit it’s driving me to football levels of nervous drinking

Feeling good so far

I did the art for this and I need y'all to see it. 🛸

Alt-country being stadium music now is a weird kind of long term cultural victory for ‘90s indie guitar guys

Cmon KenPom hit the button

My son just asked me if we were going to Sonic. We’ve never been there, and have no reason to go now, so I said no, and he said, “oh, okay.”

Could they make Children’s Advil bottles smaller please. I don’t run out enough

Oh no! Prayers up for the great Eugene

Incidentally—the movie was great, I agree, but couldn’t they have just used the astrophage to heat Earth

College football is like you got it boss, longer reviews and more commercials

Why does this color guy sound like he is wearing his hat backwards in 1995