Finally, Real Madrid players hate one another as much as I hate them.

Turn the ballroom into housing for refugees.

Yes, the fact that the six Republican appointees voted one way and the three Democratic appointees voted the other on the Constitutionality of a signature accomplishment of a Democratic President is just a big coincidence.

Apart from Vince McMahon, Ted Turner is the most influential figure of the last 50 years of wrestling. He was Vince's opposite, chaotic good to his chaotic evil: Southern, liberal, Incredibly successful at a million ventures outside of wrestling. No wonder Vince hated him.

The Braves would have won five straight World Series with this bullpen.

Good list although it is missing the exceptional ‘08-‘09 Barca away kit, which was perfect in every way. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

No 1965 VRA for John Roberts to piss on.

They refer to the "Battle of Dunkirk," which was not a battle because the Wehrmacht paused at that stage, and they get the date wrong for the liberation of the death camps (it was 1945, not 1944). Just basic errors borne out of ignorance and sloppiness.

I asked ChatGPT for the relegation odds in La Liga and is fucked up the answer so badly that it ignored the fact that Oviedo are 99% relegated already. I then asked for the La Liga table and it got that wrong as well. THESE ARE NOT HARD QUESTIONS!

I am watching the Last Jedi. Fuck you, it’s a good movie.

Empire is the best Star Wars movie and yet the timeline makes no sense whatsoever. How is it that Luke has a lengthy training spell on Dagobah (weeks? Months?) all while his friends are being chased by the Imperial fleet? Is this the longest car chase in history?

Sterling will always be for me the Hawks radio guy back when they were the only decent team in Atlanta. www.mlb.com/news/john-st...

Here we go again.

Maybe the Mets and Phillies would be better if they had fans who care.

Espanyol-Madrid is going to have to set some sort of record for ratio of Barca fans watching a Madrid match. Whatever happens, we win! Meanwhile, Madrid fans have to confront their unmotivated, misshapen side. Bon appetit!

📊 Alexia Putellas is now FC Barcelona’s joint second-highest all-time scorer alongside César (232 goals). Only Lionel Messi has scored more goals (672) in the club’s history.

The same story, again and again. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/03/u...

Football on the TI 99-4a

Ok there's a lot of incorrect information going around on this, so I want to be clear that the problem with the Big 3 and EV's isn't that the Big 3 didn't want to make EV's. The problem, as with so many things, is Trump. I'm gonna do a little thread on this because people don't seem to be aware. 1/x

Thanks to these two teams, I took a great nap in the first half.

@kevvwill.bsky.social As soon as Olmo received the ball on the right side of the area, didn’t shoot immediately, and dribbled himself into a cul de sac, I thought of you.

This is a great thread. I too am opposed to unearned nostalgia so here’s my contribution. 1. Homophobia was rampant in the Nineties. The freakout over gays in the military was disgusting. Sam Nunn took a tour of a submarine to imply that gays and straights could not be in close quarters.

If I could assign a title to any of my teams, then I would give it to the Hawks in part because Brad deserves the payoff.

We Should Have Finished Reconstruction: A Brief History of American Politics, 1865-2026

Anyway I think we should ban short-form video platforms because the people who rely on them for their information act perpetually concussed

The Hawks are down 78-29 and I have nominated this lady for mayor.

Inverting the Pyramid by Jonathan Wilson Fear and Loathing in La Liga by Sid Lowe Wages of Destruction by Adam Tooze Thinking Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman Embers of War by Frederik Logevall

Anyone who listened to this Waterboy extra ramble like a moron after firing Brian Kelly will not be the least surprised.

I'm on parental leave this week and next, so of course Callais came down today. Just a few top-line thoughts: 1. Don't believe Alito's claim that the majority is merely tinkering with precedent. In effect, this decision pretty much eliminates what remained of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act.

Roberts is a rat bastard.

And your 2026 #CharitibundiBowl victors valiant: THE Michigan Wolverines, with $293,789. moneycannon.org

I’m shocked that she was able to pull herself away from her phone long enough to pose for this picture.

This is one of the most read articles on the NYT right now.

I am a 51-year old father of two and I want to fight a Knicks fan.

Alexander’s inscription when he sent back to Macedonia 300 suits of Persian armor after his first victory in Asia: “Alexander son of Phillip and the Greeks, EXCEPT THE SPARTANS, from the Barbarians who live in Asia.” Spartans have always been useless.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE PHILLIES AND METS HAVE EACH HAD DOUBLE DIGIT LOSING STREAKS IT IS APRIL 24

I want Getafe to make it to Europe so the rest of the Continent can experience this disgusting sorcery.

LeBron right now.

@alexkirshner.com Have we discussed that Spencer Horwitz plays first for the Pirates and is a MOT? Get that man to Squirrel Hill!

59 days until Spain-Saudi Arabia at the Benz.

A fan has stolen a Hawks courtside chair and is humping it at the marta station

Inspired by the @mgoblog.bsky.social Gimmicky Top Five, my five favorite moments of the Michigan basketball season. 5. Bruce Pearl confesses in Vegas that Auburn couldn’t come close to Michigan’s offer for Yax. Not as easy when the other guys are paying as well, eh Bruce?

Not the first time that American military action has grounded German planes by depriving them of fuel. Our reasons were better in 1944-45.

Ohio serves no useful academic purpose and should be outlawed

The Mocking of Christ, by Cimabue, 1280 (flipped), 📸 by @albello55

Anything regarding Real Madrid in the Champions League.

For the love of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and to restore and preserve the freedom our forefathers fought and died for, the War Department will DISCARD AND REJECT the woke prohibition on shitting in our drinking water. AMERICANS SHIT WHERE WE WILL.