God blessed the broken road (the Timberwolves sucking for my teen years and most of my 20’s) that lead me straight to you (Anthony Edwards)

Giving Adam Silver credit for his ideas is a slippery slope, but the new ASG format really is working

This is how we will save the Dunk Contest

Someone’s going to have to explain to me like I’m 5 why that Hayes dunk wasn’t 40’s across the board

Pessimist: “this glass is half empty” Optimist: “this glass is half full” 3 pt Contest Announcer: “he jumps a lot of his shot and that could tire him out in this competition”

Tonight's Naz Reid Game by Jaden McDaniels was the 17th of his career, moving him into sole possession of 2nd most Naz Reid Games all time The Timberwolves have an 88% win percentage in Jaden's Naz Reid Games, which is the highest mark for any player with at least 5 Naz Reid Games

Julian Phillips looks like they just put Rob Dillingham in one of these things at the deadline

Future Naz Reid Game haver Julian Phillips

The Geese are bumpin into the Allstar Break

The Blazers have thrown like 8 passes directly out of bounds with no one even remotely close to them lol

This was an easy decision because the committee has eyes

Jaden McDaniels has *him* in hell

Jaden McDaniels primary goal when he steps on a basketball court is letting his opponent know that he has absolutely zero respect for them

Madame Web (2024)

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One of the biggest vibe shifting shots in basketball is a 3 pointer that cuts the lead from 7 to 4

They’re back 🥲

BREAKING: 1st career Naz Reid Game for Ayo Dosunmu

Super Bowl Champion Sam Darnold

Good sign for the Vikings that the MVP runner up looks to be about equally as good as JJ McCarthy

Wolves won the 4th quarter by 2, they didn't lose, they just ran out of time

After careful consideration, the committee has made the difficult decision to not award any Naz Reid Games for this performance

Julius Randle's 3 point volume and his 3 point effectiveness are inversely correlated metrics

Quamdeen Ayopo Dosunmu

Hornets are good

Thunder can’t even win when we need them to, these guys are the worst

Just can’t get out of their own way

I have seen the future and the future is Johnny Juzang

THE JUZ IS LOOSE

With one play Johnny Juzang has caught the eye and potentially the hearts of the committee

🚨🦴🚨 BONE ZONE ALERT 🚨🦴🚨

He's back 🥲🥲🥲 uncle Mike @brandonbeck4.bsky.social @jackborman.bsky.social @theboylynxpod.bsky.social

New off-season Giannis trade idea is to trade Naz and Jaden for him but then have them be immediately traded again and bought out so they can re-sign with the Wolves Mike Conley showed us the way

Ok now all the farewell Mike posts seem kind of f***ed up

This is such a great bit lmao

Mike Conley - Basically a lock Kyle Anderson - Yes but Idk why Mem would buy him out Kevin Love - No more 0 defense front court guys plz Johnny Juzang - Probably just gonna be him Haywood Highsmith - Yes but probably going somewhere with a bigger role Cam Thomas - Stinks Lonzo Ball - Stinks

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We will see how the buyout market plays out, but gentle reminder that post deadline buyout players are almost never good and there is a reason they are available for free

Between Bones Hyland, Naz Reid and Ayo Dosunmu the Wolves are among the league leaders in cool names

Ayo Dosunmu is gonna have so many Naz Reid Games

If nothing else, Ayo helps a ton with the “no one plays hard enough” problem

So long Leonard Miller, you were somehow on the team for 3 years

The last time the Wolves won in Toronto Mark Madsen had 6 points