NEW EPISODE OUT NOW • JULIUS RANDLE IS THE TREE JERSEYS GOD • HEY WHERE’D THE DEFENSE GO? • THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW • BUY/SELL/HOLD SEASON PROGNOSTICATION SEGMENT • @twowordspod.bsky.social COLLAB LISTEN HERE: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

Back again by popular demand, the field is set for the 2025 Wolves Things Bracket Round 1 voting will kick off tomorrow #WolvesThings2025

Saturday at HeadFlyer Brewing in Northeast Mpls: 4-7 p.m. - The boys from Crunch Wears No Pants will open at 4:30 - Lightning contest for charity (facing your fave Wolves beat writer) - Jon Krawczynski Show at 5:30 with special guest Dane Moore - Prizes - Q&A - Good times guaranteed

New The Missing Lynx‼️ @adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @tornadojally.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down Thursday's Lynx loss, whether the game impacts Napheesa Collier's MVP chances, answer fan questions and much more! Listen and share! ➡️ open.spotify.com/episode/2ViS...

NEW EPISODE NOW YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (WITH CRAIG SMITH) Craig Smith joins the pod to talk about his time in the league, his journey to the league, and what it's like to play as yourself in a video game (and more) LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

HE'S BACK @adukemn.bsky.social JOINS THE SHOW TO DISCUSS THE LYNX'S CONTINUED ASCENSION, THE FIRST THREE GAMES OF THE CARRINGTON ERA, AND THE GREATNESS OF ALANNA SMITH LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

The Dijonai Carrington trade is the greatest trade in sports history

Mustaaaaaaaaaard

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW • DIJONAI CARRINGTON TRADE REACTIONS • PHEE INJURY IMPLICATIONS • JESS SHEPARD AND NATISHA HEIDAMAN PRAISE • BRANDON’S UNCLE TIM JOINS THE SHOW LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

That’ll play

Eff it, Terrence Shannon Jr Summer League highlights

Pulling up to the game tonight

Intriguing final bullet for that open Timberwolves Communications role

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW STUD BUDZ AND SUMMER LEAGUE LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW NAW WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER We discuss our reactions to the draft, free agency, and our fav NAW moments. Listen: linktr.ee/CrunchWearsN...

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW There was no significant KD trade news today so our episode is a spoiler-free Jurassic World: Rebirth review LISTEN: linktr.ee/CrunchWearsN...

Look how they massacred my boy

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW • KD TRADE CHATTER • KD TRADE SCOOP (?!) • THE STORY OF HOW JORDAN’S DAD CAME TO AMERICA LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

DRAFT NIGHT PARTY AT FALLING KNIFE JUNE 25, 2025 FROM 6-10PM • LIVE SHOW • FOOD FROM WRECKTANGLE PIZZA • POP UP SHOP FROM LAMB CHOPS • GIVEAWAYS • DJ SETS BY @tornadojally.bsky.social DURING COMMERCIALS • AND MORE! SEE YA THERE GANG

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW WITH BAD ANGLE BASKETBALL LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

This was an excellent chat

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW @christopherhine.bsky.social JOINS TO DISCUSS HIS NEW BOOK "ANT" AND MARIAH CAREY BUY THE BOOK: www.harpercollins.com/products/ant... LISTEN TO THE POD: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

The Lynx are so damn good dude

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW This season was fun! Minnesota sports curses aren’t real! The off-season is coming and we trust Tim Connelly! LISTEN: Linktree.com/CrunchWearsN...

Hell of a bounce back from what was a very disappointing start to the season. If you would have told me we were going to repeat a WCF berth on Feb 28, 2025 at 11:04pm I would have said “well no”

Manifesting

The Timberwolves have won 3 or more games in a row 11 times this season. Time to make it 12.

Rudy Gobert fast breaks are my drug of choice

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! GRIFTGATE 2025! BENCHMOBBRICKGATE 2025! AND MORE! LISTEN: t.co/gY058ws7dp

Karl-Anthony Towns is the first player in NBA history to make the WCF and ECF in back-to-back seasons. **I have not fact checked this nor do I plan to and any evidence proving otherwise will be immediately disregarded on the merit of it not fitting my KAT-agenda.

Panty Nation! Welcome to the Second Round Playoffs edition of Timberwolves Power Rankings™©. We beat Golden State and we’re WCF BOUND AGAIN BABY!! You know the rules. Please review, discuss and analyze. Don’t forget to click the image, it gets cutoff sometimes K love you bye

WCF Mood

Game 7 mood

Aaron Gordon today

Nikola Jokic all I ask is a 75 point performance today

Me until Tuesday, May 20, 2025 at 7:30pm cst:

A brief veering off from memes and photoshops to let you guys know that @nopantscrunch.bsky.social and Falling Knife is partnering with the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society to help raise money for blood cancer research You can check out our auction package here: t.co/r6DkE61TM3

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! - WARRIORS SERIES RECAP - DRAYMOND'S NICE POST-GAME PRESSER - WARRIORS RESPECT UP, DOWN, OR NEUTRAL? - GOOSEBUMPS GOOSEBUMPS GOOSEBUMPS LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

Communist hoops are back on the menu

Good morning to Julius Randle specifically

Brandin Podziemski is the Jack Harlow of Donte DiVincenzos

Pretty clear the argument ended tonight

If I send you this picture it means I ain’t showing up till the end of the function

The boys (me, @tallsdurf.bsky.social & @jakesgraphs.bsky.social) pulling up for Game 2 at Falling Knife tomorrow