An American walks into a bar in Belfast. He sits down and starts chatting with the guy next to him Eventually the guy says "are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" The American says "I'm an atheist" The man replies "are you a Catholic atheist, or a Protestant one?"

MPR just played a clip of Scott Jensen saying the reason Republicans keep losing in Minnesota is because the party hasn’t done a good job communicating its priorities lol the reason y’all keep losing is because you’re doing an EXCELLENT job communicating your priorities

smoke-inhalation-related ailments are hot girl shit

FROG 🐸 SEMIOTICS 🐸 REDEMPTION 🐸 ARC

he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing

I'm not religious, but if im going to go to church it needs to either be the Unitarian thing, where everyone is right and we're super casual about it, or the priest needs to look like a wizard

the portland chicken guy 🥰

couldn't let this one die with twitter

Nick Cave

Ai bro: so there's these two kids right? And they have this super cool fort next to the river and they like to catch fireflies and everything is super cozy

Hey this feels kind of significant huh?

Gavin Newsom is liberal Ron DeSantis and the only thing I'll give him is that he doesn't wear cowboy boots like an asshole

Probably worth noting that a lot of the early arrests of state enemies and "undesirables" by the Nazis was done using the justification of "protective custody". Supposedly "protecting them" from the German people who were upset by their crimes

Spam is great actually. I've been eating Korean bbq spam with kimchi and jasmine rice like every other day for the past month

A clip of a song I'm working on set to anarchists breaking things.

Wednesday should have been a show about a chaotic evil, autistic goth girl and Nancy Drew being forced to team up and solve mysteries

I want quaaludes. It's not fair that I can't have quaaludes

It's called autism

I want quaaludes. It's not fair that I can't have quaaludes

Taylor Swift is the Hillary Clinton of music

Someone needs to put this song in a movie over a montage of ultra-violence youtu.be/PnV1i5zzi8c?...

Wednesday should have been a show about a chaotic evil, autistic goth girl and Nancy Drew being forced to team up and solve mysteries

Anyone making any of those claims about not being mean to "ai" needs to answer the questions: how will you know if it's conscious? How will you know if it feels pain? What tests do you have to determine that and how often are you running them?

Anyone making any of those claims about not being mean to "ai" needs to answer the questions: how will you know if it's conscious? How will you know if it feels pain? What tests do you have to determine that and how often are you running them?

Two of you have posted art of Clippy being pregnant at me

"Yes, the computer did arrive "just in time." But in time for what? In time to save-and save very nearly intact, indeed, to en-trench and stabilize-social and political structures that otherwise might have been either radically renovated or allowed to totter...

Taylor singing about that guy's dick must be 9/11 for those people who think she's gay

After watching Wednesday it's cemented that I hate any show in which one of the characters says the word "patriarchy" out loud because any show that does that is not going to meaningfully critique patriarchy

🧵 because though I watched clips and highlights and made jokes about the Klein / Coates conversation, I just watched it in its aggravating fullness and I want to talk about why liberals like Klein are going to get us all killed and with apologies I need to use the prequel trilogy Jedi to do it.

I have been arrested. I have been arrested violently. So believe me when I say that the amount of self control and restraint that it takes to maintain this kind of composure is pretty incredible. It's something that this Nazi fuck would clearly not be capable of

“And when there is that freedom, work can be the most satisfying part, or one of the most satisfying parts, of life. Being involved in creative work under your own control is an incomparable experience...

Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.

I think this is my last straw. I think I might be done with social media again. Posting like this at all from a position of leadership is fucking embarrassing and the fact that it's related to a man who has and is doing real actual harm to people makes it unconscionable

I've been feeling like shit the last couple of days. The unceasing horrors happening every day certainly don't help, but I've also been coming to terms more with the autism and what it means for my life more generally and I'll be honest it doesn't feel great

We're going to free the military from woke shit. Now everyone please stand around this sun rune so we can cleanse you with vrill energy

Sometimes Florida isn't so bad

Trump is going to call Jane Goodall a cunt or something isn't he?

I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee yet and when I read this headline all my brain saw was a woman with dark hair and the last name Wu and thought "THEY MADE HER THE MAYOR OF BOSTON?!"

Sometimes Florida isn't so bad

If only we had an example from recent history that proved that the way you successfully resist fascism is by liberals compromising with the left and creating some kind of deal that is new to everyone

We're going to free the military from woke shit. Now everyone please stand around this sun rune so we can cleanse you with vrill energy

There's something to the fact that Hegseth wanted to do a Patton in front of the big flag, and Patton in real life was an insane, Catholic, bloodthirsty, proto fascist but someone smarter than me is going to have to write it

How long until Hegseth or Miller just straight up say volk?

Post you from a different era.

THE MEME IS REAL

The Ones Who Visit Omelas Without Doing a Ton of Research But Then on the Tour of Omelas They’re Like “Wait What the Fuck Did the Tour Guide Just Say”

There's that old joke about how a "jury of your peers" is really just 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty and American liberalism is that expect by the kind of people who sign up for surveys and focus groups

You know what they say about the imperial boomerang, you throw it out there and then anything that happens near you later is an unfortunate coincidence

The professor raking their fingers through their hair, sweating, "I...I have to give him a 100%, that's entirely correct--Gandalf ISN'T a real guy. He beat college"