I'm going to try to stay off social media, for a while (except for refreshing Twitter during Eagles games). So, FYI, if you message me here or on Instagram or Facebook or whatever, I might not see it.

Maybe if we're really nice to the unhinged lunatics who talk only of destroying us, they'll appreciate it and let us win.

What if I told you government could do more than just punish people you’re afraid of?

cool, ed martin (whose path to be us atty for dc was blocked and who now ostensibly runs doj's "weaponization" probe) is hanging out with alex jones

your boy Garfield is lasagn one

"that is not what we're about"

Before cancel culture, it was okay to celebrate a friend's 50th birthday by collaborating on a birthday book to immortalize his penchant for sexually preying on underage girls. But that's yet another thing we've lost in today's society. Because woke.

Perfectly said by the brilliant Cliffy V.

It would be objectively funny if RFK Jr got a tracheotomy and started speaking normally.

LET 👏 PEOPLE 👏 LIKE 👏 THINGS 👏

As a result of due process and following all applicable laws, the people in this administration should be executed by firing squad.

Always a fan of first-person, Fog of War-style documentaries

Liberals are going crazy trying to convince themselves President Trump is at death's door, but here he is with one of his supporters, looking better than ever.

Tar opening credits set to the black eyed peas singing "lets see what Tar did"

i think if something big happened there'd be noticeable movement around white house and lago and probably leakers besides but something like he fell on the toilet and got poop on his hands and then wiped his hands on his mouth and then coughed and spit the poop around is still possible, likely even

Me (to myself): You’ve seen this film. Put something sleek & black on, grab your passport & cash & RUN.

I found this weird thing in my knapsack & knew I didn’t put it there & although I figured it out quickly (memento from a memorial service) at first was I like, “Breathe. Either you have been targeted by an international syndicate or your unconsciously suppressed double life will now be revealed.”

HOA sues Tesla after Cybertruck accidentally downloaded experimental "Fettuccine Mode" turning local family into "long, thin ribbons of gore" exacerbating area's bobcat problem

The Cybertruck at this point seems like mostly a way for women to escape unhappy marriages without the need for divorce

If only Hamas had said after their attacks, "Yeah uhh, there were some IDF guys mixed in with the civilians." I'm sure Israel apologists would take their word for it in good faith. Then Hamas's actions would be non-terrorist, like Israel's. (It's the one simple trick experts don't want you to know!)

Unquestionably a war crime. I know we all have fatigue about this, but we have to keep saying it where we can until enough people get it.

I, for one, think we will stop having gun violence once there are even more guns (of course) and every person with psychotic tendencies is being treated with Pa Crazythroat's tinctures of mercury.

Here's what the third day of elementary school looked like in Mount Pleasant, Washington DC.

Fucking yikes www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/b...

I'm seeing a lot of Cracker Barrel slander, and I have to weigh in: Guys, it's usually pretty good. It's a chain restaurant that dots the highways across the country, so it's a miracle their roast beef is as solid as it is. Plus the gift shop is fun. Have a heart.

For when you have one fat spinster aunt and two subordinate, thin spinster aunts.

It must feel a little validating to be a literate guy who screws up his lady so much, she (a beautiful billionaire, no less) marries a total meathead just to undo what you did to her brain. I mean, you should probably feel remorse mainly, but it must also be satisfying to know you make a big impact.

Is it antisemitic to think Israeli barbarism is just another example of nerds having too much power?

As this Virgo season begins, let me remind all of you that we shouldn't have humored our crunchy friends so much, over the years, because now lots of people actually believe in astrology. Guys, it's extremely not real. Like, obviously and laughably not real. Please tell your friends.

Oh I support this. We women might finally have the equivalent of a man watching us eat a popsicle.

*sigh* Yes, this is great trolling. But Newsom still can't be trusted. I'm sorry.

Everyone makes this point all the time, these days, but fucking seriously, this shit is even sillier and stupider than the satirical bits of Verhoeven movies. At least those imagined that our corporatized overlords would be capable of a little dazzle and panache.

If your characters aren't showing concern, why should your audience?

gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden

I need an old mother dog to take care of me.

HE’S STILL GOT IT

Shut the fuck up

Without comment

Who has two thumbs and long, sharp thumbnails? This g-OH JESUS MY EYES

Watching the first episode of Alien: Earth, and I like that the first ever synthetic being with a human mind is basically Kate Micucci.

Not for nothing, but it was pretty cunty of Hannibal Lecter to live rent-free in Clarice's head like that.

It's just so fucking unreal and embarrassing that Donald "cartoonishly sleazy and dumb New York realtor and frequent Stern guest" Trump catalyzed and is still leading the global New World Order of Evil.

Danger is my middle name. My first name is Avoids and my last name is Inacowardlyway.

Footage of the Israeli massacre of journalists outside Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City — filmed by journalist Abdel Qader Sabbah, who rushed to the scene and captured the immediate aftermath.

I can’t lose what sanity I have (responsibilities), and I in *no way* compare myself to victims of these atrocities, but I’m struggling watching the hourly liquidation of an entire people broadcast live in high definition—coupled with mainstream punditry claiming this is normal, justified, or a hoax

I’m sure the men are also bad, don’t yell at me