Being an orgy baby means Fathers Day leads to complicated feelings for me.

Happy Father's Day

pet sitting a dog and a cat. the dog is being a butthole. i’ve been trying to explain to him thst the three of us are all in the handsome friends club, but he’s still being a jerk to the cat.

I AM NOT A FUCKIN SILLY BILLY

I wrote a thing about Disco, its history and its life as a commodity. It turned out pretty good, I think. I'd love to hear your thoughts. itsjustthoughts.substack.com/p/the-mutant...

Say skoal to Max von Sydow or you will smell like surströmming for seven years.

I'm an award-winning creative director and copywriter — and I'm offering you a rare chance to cherish a custom invoice, crafted by yours truly. All you have to do is hire me, and I'll make sure your paperwork is as beautiful as your results. gregtommills.myportfolio.com

In the gap between jobs and struggling to cover the basics. Any support helps more than you know. gofund.me/2821694ef

"DJ KHALED! JOHN CAGE! 4'33" Y'ALL!"

New Episode Drop! We love the smell of Episode 17 in the morning. The aroma of giant seal lions, not so much. Take the Hella Foggy version of the Colbert Questionert with us wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm not a Rush superfan (Geddy Lee's line delivery on the McKenzie Brothers album is chef's kiss — "five bucks is five bucks") but man, I am inexplicably very happy for the new drummer, Anika Nilles. She had an impossible role to fill, and she filled it with aplomb.

And the LORD seized the wrist of his brother James , and the LORD lifted the hand of James, and began to strike James in the face with great force with James' own hand. And the LORD said, "Brother, why do you strike yourself in the face? I beseech thee to stop, for I am LORD.”

Not so much a big shot as a just-the-right-size shot. Eminently scalable Copywriter/Creative Director. Available for staff, contract, gig, whatever. Gregtommills.myportfolio.com

Community AI Education & Inclusion: A Field Guide I’ve been poking around looking at what’s available in terms of community resources for AI education. Check it out below if you're interested. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Still in the middle of a career transition — landing a gig takes longer than the savings account planned for. If you can help, or just pass this along, it means a lot. gofund.me/47634b7ba

This is fucked. Stanford researchers analyzed 4 million job applications and found evidence that ATS systems create hiring "monocultures": the same people, and often the same racial groups, are repeatedly filtered out before a human reviews their resumes. algorithmichiring.github.io

A TRUE FACT. LOOK IT UP. Some Greek copies of the Torah translated the text into Greek but left the divine name יהוה (YHWH) in Hebrew letters. Greek readers mistook יהוה for the Greek letters ΠΙΠΙ ("pipi"). So they thought the name of God was "Pee-Pee". LOL! Pee-pee!

In the Rise of Skywalker Special Edition, you can briefly see a nude TIE Fighter.

TALK TO NAKED GHOSTS IN YOUR AREA. Hot, nude ghosts who walk the earth due to curses, horrible murder, etc. Ectoplasm honeys & studs.

Ice Planet Hoth Desert Planet Arrakis Ocean Planet Solaris Hail Planet Gump Butts Planet Larry Spaghettio Planet Ray Ray Polyester Planet Lulu Pie Twerking Planet Pog Hot Dog Broth Planet Ferp Ultrasuede Planet Rolo Hair Planet Yanni Nude Planet Flesho Grapefruit Planet Spiro

You know the first person off the tour bus is a swine. Just a turd.

I saw Timothy Dalton once at LAX. He's tall, barrel-chested and has a giant head I hope I have colored in the world a little bit for you

Welp... I thought you might have a wasp problem, but I poked through the plaster over here, see? What you got is a nest of tiny Anne Geddes babies, wearing tiny bee costumes.

Corporations are people. They have giant noses, butts. They live in the clouds. Stop saying that they aren’t. You’d feel sorry for them if you ever saw their butts or noses. Just massive.

His Majesty Charles the Third, Big Sexy Man of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Big Grapefruit Ass King, Massive Ass Slapping Sex General and Sensual Grand Marshall of ALL the Booty Jams.

those massive tubes sticking up all over Super Mario Land are the result of a Keynesian mass employment scheme that ran amok

I bet Los Pollos Hermanos is pretty good.

Hey fellow humans — I'm on the hunt for my next ad gig. Senior copywriter/creative director, B2B tech to big brand. Portfolio at gregtommills.myportfolio.com. If you know someone who needs a word person who is me, send 'em my way. Thanks!

Still job hunting, still navigating a career transition, still paying rent. If you’re in a position to help — even just sharing the link — I’d genuinely appreciate it. gofund.me/ab11e9c4d

a sumo, but out of shape

I hate asking for help, but I'm currently looking for work and could use some support with rent in the meantime. If you're in a position to help, or even just share this, I appreciate it. gofund.me/97fa6b715

I'm an award-winning copywriter/creative director with a lot of experience in IT infrastructure and tech. Open to full-time, freelance, or whatever you've got. If you're looking for someone like me, my portfolio is here (share it if you're so inclined! Thanks!) : gregtommills.myportfolio.com

Started a fundraiser to help cover rent while I job search. I hate asking, but here we are. If you can help or share, I appreciate it. gofund.me/97fa6b715

I need a little help. I’ve started a fundraiser to help cover rent while I keep searching for work and try to navigate a career transition. I hate asking . If you can help, or even just share it around, I’d really appreciate it. gofund.me/ab11e9c4d

I need help. I’ve started a fundraiser to help cover rent, groceries, and basic expenses while I continue my job search and work toward a career transition. It sucks. I hate it. But here we are. Any help or shares mean a lot. Thank you. gofund.me/1c450d332

HellaFoggy 16 has dropped! HELLA TRIVIAL. Wayne forced me to answer trivia questions about the Bay Area! IT WAS EXHAUSTING. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

This is the real name and real title of a real person who existed: François Secret, Sorbonne Chair in Mystical Currents Isn't that great?

"When you saw only set of footprints, it was then that I carried you" - Footprints "Sand people walk single file to hide their numbers." - Ben Kenobi

Levar Burton as Pinhead. "Take a Look. It's in a book. You opened it. We came."

tracy morgan as tom bombadil

When I go to Pinkberry's, I don't tip. I dip my finger in the yogurt and touch the cashier on the nose. "BOOP" I say. "You guys hiring?"

Dino is a form of the greek word δεινός (deinós), meaning "terrible" That means that the Flintstones dog's name is literally "Terrible".

This documentary about you is super interesting.

It's Just Thoughts. Essays, fiction, humor, marketing, business culture, short stories, the occasional rant. No theme. No brand. Just whatever's in my head. Free (paid subscriptions are available as donation). itsjustthoughts.substack.com

I'm a copywriter with a heart. It is roughly the size of a large, clenched fist. gregtommills.myportfolio.com

After nearly two years of inconsistent work, I've started a fundraiser to help cover rent, groceries, and other basic expenses while I continue my job search and transition careers. Any help or shares are appreciated. gofund.me/8f8d33769

New Hella Foggy podcast episode is up! It's about SPOOKY AND DUMB GHOSTS of the Bay Area! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Available every day of the week, not just Tuesdays. Greg Mills Creative Director | Strategist | Copywriter gregtommills.myportfolio.com

Helping YHWH move open.substack.com/pub/itsjustt...

I love the weird Swiss band Yello. This is a track of theirs from five years ago. It's amazing. At the time of the video being shot, one guy is 70, and the older one is 75. Watch it. It's really good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN9D...