Still in awe over the amount of layers donned by Adrien Brody’s character in Succession

Time to get that ICE bonus pal

My kid volunteers for an English as a second language program. Part of his job is locking the church doors, keeping an eye out for ICE agents, and alerting an adult if they storm the church. Not exactly the life I thought he’d live.

honestly how does anyone have the time to give a single fuck about the White House construction shit

new boot goofin

"these eggs bite snacks have 66 grams of protein" Bowel movement finna be hard as an empty tree at Christmas

😎

looks like another all-pro season for ole Bob!

convinced my wife to allow a make-your-own brownie sundae dessert option at our daughter’s first bday party in a few weeks

To be fair, he really wanted Bill Belichick to draft him after Stephen Gostkowski’s release.

The best spice is cumin.

“Using our branded sandpaper is a mushroom trip. Using competitor’s sandpaper is an Adderall come-down.”

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

average Next Door post

WR1 and future New England Patriot Carnell Tate

You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.

I would rather get in a public beef with Kendrick than have Pablo Torre investigate a single thing about me.

day ending in Y

guy who just saw a robot vacuum in action for the first time and is blown away

“young republican” who loves Incubus

“arguments”

First thing he’s does that makes him a normal American president

Starting to come together nicely

tough to nail the vibes more perfectly than this

Tarik Skubal has 2004 aesthetic

People forget how caked up Kermit was

new equipment day 😮‍💨

dart emptying the clip with like three cellys on that score

Paul Pierce definitely gone throw off your ph and disturb the peace

to counter woke super bowl

Wood.

"man I can't believe Belichick is doing this, completely insane" meanwhile Belichick:

it’s time

been like six years since I’ve had post primetime game adrenaline insomnia

my QB sounds like he just won The Brickyard 400, I’m so blessed man

kid’s deeeeealing

Stefon Diggs hoopin

just enjoying being a Normal Shaped Person