big Hacks fan, but this final season stunk

anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails

Mitch helped me withdraw my bonk from kraken

Ream playing like someone who’s really into prediction markets

run the damn ball

a fellow early-extender 🫡

You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?

new mike pence gallows just dropped

SOUND ON

This is like watching a 30 For 30 get made at the factory.

they should just allow offsides

🤌🤌🤌

go birds I guess

classing this account up a bit* [* watching tennis]

firing up the orphan crushing machine

Worry about your split ends and that bill that's almost due before coming after me you raggedy ass bitch

dawg you are the committee

Roses are red Sweet is their scent

the re-hired engineers:

time to post my absolutely favorite meme

guy ordering a chorizo chimichanga

GODDAMNIT

YT: we’re glad you’re enjoying this video on hand-chiseled dovetail joinery. how about a video on how we must purge the electorate of the radical left by use of lethal force?

Just read that instead of a supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy, physicists now think it’s a cluster of dark matter. The Milky Way has gone woke.

imagine thinking a silly little -10% “Black Tuesday” event was going to keep this proud nation of degenerates down

bi-weekly sign tapping

love an album you can dance to

[grinch grin]

went down the rabbit hole on a Ms. Rachel thread on r/conservative and man…

it is absolutely nuts how good bleed american is

Learned about — and subsequently became distrustful of — robot mowers.

at a golf event and was leading the long drive contest on hole 9 for a while until I was eventually unseeded by Patriots punter Bryce Barringer, who is a +3.4 handicap.

as close to a celebration of Pride month as we’ll get out of Koepka

thinking about that time comet hale-bopp showed up. that shit rocked. come back you coward.

perfect time to start my four hour drive north!

it’s good to speak up about it

The fact that he didn’t immediately ask about aliens building the pyramids tells me his fastball might be completely gone.

oh word?

this government loves to throw together a presentation on the morning it's due

they’re calling it the most leading question of all time

mahi Monday seared off and topped with a Thai inspired sauce of ginger/soy/fish sauce/chiles, green onion, and garlic green beans 🤌

The golf ball is the one piece of equipment in your bag you will use on every shot. It's kind of important. So when should you start caring about what kind of ball you use? We asked some folks, ranging from 20 handicaps, down to scratch golfers.

[giving stale bread to the ducks in our back yard] My dog:

A lot of bsky folks will find this ridiculous, but you try sending 5 emails a day while being flown around in a private jet just to provide your family with generational financial security and tell me how you like it.

the big guy got us a 2-month free trial but then the subscription auto-renews