i love gold medal capybara and want to be its friend

Callaway Hat Wearers are being radicalized? Yea, it’s over for The Right.

massive week for the Seattle Seahawks

1-year-old wide awake at 9:21pm. It’s 1000% over for me.

raunchy one from tage

the fit single-handedly leading us into a recession

putting out signals all week that the jobs report will be terrible only for it to be fine, then halting El Paso flights for “security reasons” only to rescind the order 20 minutes after the market reacts to the report… Curious!

ashamed to admit that my one year old likes Geese

steak sandwiches for linner

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Mike Macdonald to Josh McDaniels after watching tape on the Patriots:

doug marrone asleep at the wheel coaching the OL

I think the Patriots offensive coaches, particularly McDaniels and Marrone, should be embarrassed by that gameplan.

did a beer write this

Disservice to how good Seattle is, honestly.

lmao

OL obviously a huge issue, but man, Mack Hollins was WR1 down the stretch. That’s an untenable situation.

congrats to all the good Seattle folks on here. you absolute weirdos deserve this one.

“We know you want single payer health care, but what if instead you just gave another company more money? Introducing HIMS and HERS.”

Seattle’s defense was so good they made Drake Maye look like Jets Sam Darnold

so does Mike Vrabel grow a second dick now or

Roster still has a long way to go. But hey, we have a QB.

hmm

weird XP choice there!

Bring me AJ Brown by midnight.

arsenio jameison barner?

one more sack and I’m crashing out and creating a truth social account

imagine seeing this OL and supporting cast he had put those numbers up with and still ripping off this post

will campbell loaded onto a deli slicer

Boutte and Henry, I’ll help yall pack

get. the. fucking. ball. out.

Completely abandoning everything that brought them success this season.

brutal game management today from vrabel

Punting?!?!?!?!?

I mean god forbid we take a single snap in tempo

It’s like they’re playing defense without hands

finish a single pass rush challenge

Same ole Kayshon Boutte. Absolutely bodied. Makes three plays a month.

thank you for the healthy food message, Mike Tyson!!!

this halftime show probably hits so hard for people that are cool

Gaga did that halftime show!

can bad bunny run mesh

My sweet, lovely wife (while watching bravo on her phone with earbuds in) just gently reminded me that the Patriots came from behind 9 years ago against the Falcons to win the Super Bowl.

finally, time for the Real Halftime Show

tough to have a better half of football as a DB

Really incredible what Drake Maye achieved with this skill group and OL this year. Very excited to see what happens if he ever gets some Actual Dudes.

gosling appears hilariously miscast for that space movie

Love turning our athletic QB into Brad Johnson

the good news is Campbell will soon be replacing Wilson