Hatin’ Ass Brian
@hatinassbrian.bsky.social
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secretary [pounding her clipboard] WOOD WOOD WOOD
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My platform: • Retroactively declaring Jason Richardson the winner of the 2003 dunk contest • Nationalizing the power companies • Bao buns (pork) • Pre-2004 defensive back contact rules • Rights • Capybaras
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toss Jeff Compher’s slow ass into a volcano
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out of context shit like this is why people hate and distrust media
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about 6 hours ago
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Mel Stefaniuk
about 14 hours ago
Locking eyes with Jonathan the Tortoise after he faked his death to get out of the limelight
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
1 day ago
“Earth looks so beautiful, Chuck” “Yeah but I can still see them big ol women in San Antonio from here” [Shaq laughs so hard his helmet pops off]
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the wildest thing about this post is how you can feel the absentee fatherism
1 day ago
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ocean freight companies love to be called like HANSK or something
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Dan O’Sullivan
2 days ago
Simply one of the most chaotic starts to an individual's Wikipedia page you can find
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this would be funnier than it happening at Graceland last week
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2 days ago
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Prashanth Iyer
2 days ago
This is absolutely pathetic
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great time for John Gibson to turn into compete trash
2 days ago
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[the loudest death metal you’ve ever heard blares] GRILLED CHICKEN THIGH SZN
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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easy to spot the only Alpha
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3 days ago
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YOU GUYS
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3 days ago
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wood wood wood wood wood wood wood wood wood WOOD WOOD WOOD WOOD WOOD WOOD
loading . . .
5 days ago
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Completely embarrassing.
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5 days ago
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John Gibson, into the fires of hell you go
5 days ago
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I’ve read my daughter the same three books 150 times each this week. In this life or next, I will have my revenge on the author of Llama Llama Red Pajama.
5 days ago
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these are the only automated golf updates I need
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5 days ago
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whewwwwww
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6 days ago
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I mean at some point he’s got to actually do some time.
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6 days ago
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wild how increasingly sad of a figure Tiger’s become.
6 days ago
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Bohag
7 days ago
Have you considered that electricity is Gay™️
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among the most awkward live TV spots I’ve ever seen. he’s been rambling for 5 straight minutes
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7 days ago
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ah yes, just what the market was looking for — prolonged uncertainty!
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7 days ago
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😒
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8 days ago
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Lynne O'Scrimmage
10 days ago
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lmaoooooo
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8 days ago
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lol
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8 days ago
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fucking goddamned Red Wings
9 days ago
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if Ja’Marr Chase or Jettas did any of this Puka shit there would be a White House Executive Order
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I’ve thought about this twice a month for a decade.
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9 days ago
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business idea: an airline that people like
10 days ago
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libbing out* hard today * making vegetable stock
10 days ago
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these are the kind of people we need writing policy
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10 days ago
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Jimmy Two Hands (cozy era)
10 days ago
If you get the edge of your sleeve wet when you’re washing dishes you should be able to take the day off work the next day
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creating and deploying a team of untethered AI agents with the sole purpose of posting derogatorily about Mac Jones.
10 days ago
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perfectly captured the vibe between these two
10 days ago
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11 days ago
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monday’s looking, like, *bad* bad
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11 days ago
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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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11 days ago
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COPPED
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11 days ago
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men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
11 days ago
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