This? This chicanery?

Photograph by Nickelback. I'll projectile vomit in your car if it comes on.

If anybody thinks this is a joke

I can’t believe we’re doing this again. It’s just a bot that generates the text you ask it for. If you put it in charge of critical decisions, it will kill people. Not because it’s secretly evil, but because it’s a word generator. It’s like putting your toaster in charge of air traffic control.

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

Can we get Charles McGill photoshopped in a 49ers jersey?

海灯祭楽しみ〜❣️

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

Fuck off John everyone knows Harry Potter isn't some important work of fiction, it sells, you want a check, you couldn't care less about the rest.

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We often talk about how you shouldn't have to watch scenes of police violence in order to care about the issues. I believe that wholeheartedly. I say that to say ain't no way I'm about to watch Donald Trump shit on camera. I believe you.

TWO! Two wins at Breslin this weekend, ah ah ah.

Well, lost the Torvik cover on the tip-in off the missed free throw, but that is a top-15 rivalry road dub at the Breslin, finishing the Michigan hoops sweep in EL this weekend. Hail!

WBB: Michigan 94, Michigan State 91, F-OT Great win for KBA's team. Mila was immense. Olivia was immense. Syla hit her requisite big shot. And free throws are clearly optional.

Well, those two misses should do it, even with Mila fouling out.

The next ten minutes are going to be excruciating. Yes, that's how long it's going to take to play 35.1 seconds.

Great. Free throws. Ugh.

THAT IS FUCKING AWFUL HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FOUL OUT OLIVIA OLSON ON THAT SHIT

NOT SO EASY TO NOT SUCK AT FREE THROWS IS IT?!?

AND AGAIN

Oh right, Olivia Olson!

Welp. Michigan ball, tie game. Who takes the shot to (hopefully) break Spartan hearts?

Well, that was a possession that bled 30 seconds.

Syla Swords says what pressure ?!?! Elevator doors screen action creates a side step 3 from the sophomore star. #WBB #WCBB #NCAAWBB

Up 2, 39.3 to play, Michigan ball. I'm fine. It's ok.

SYLA HITS THE BIG SHOT OH DAMN

Syla has been off. And it's not just today.

MILA!

#trigun #牧台 🥸😎sunglasses

80 minutes of Michigan-Michigan State basketball in 40 hours is why I'm like this.

Refs just guessing now.

The point about Syla Swords is the most salient point the announcers have made all game.

Dudley AND Delfosse as your bench is just mean. I like mean.

We will also accept Mila Holloway going ballistic.

WBB: Michigan State 42, Michigan 41, H Well, nothing about this was gonna be easy. Syla going ballistic would be nice today.

22-16 isn't dominating the paint battle! /seethes

Flared at both ends.

The reason those Olivia 3's are huge because it keeps Michigan in this game while the refs are on one.

You left Olivia open! YOU FOOL!

Ah. There's the first absolute trash foul. Just jump into Syla and she gets called for the foul? FOH.

has America actually lived up to that founding myth? of course not. good gods we've fucked it up, so hard and so often. but it's that aspirational myth and the dream of getting there that have fueled all the struggles for progress and how we've gotten improvement. run the damn ball

Weird to give up 22 points in a quarter and like the defense, but that's where we're at here.

There you go, Syla.

WBB not only deserves better officials (pre-emptive), it also deserves better announcers.

All right, ladies. Time to sweep the Spartans in East Lansing, please.

college sports reporters are uniquely suited to understand this process because what’s happening is what it would look like if a school let us foia any correspondence with the word football from 1995 until today without charging or laughing at us. you’ll get some of what you want and a lot of weird

asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life

Ok timeline cleanser. Show me your teen celebrity crushes in gifs.

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