Apparently being down 3-2 is perfect for the Pistons?

So, Harden flops, sweats on the floor, Cavs player slips on an in-bound, Harris gets an easy dunk. Lol. Lmao.

It's kind of unfair that Kevin Harlan is both an S-Tier football announcer AND an S-Tier basketball announcer.

It's so cool that it's somehow possible to shoot the ball in such a way that this can actually happen

THIS ISN'T A PAUL REED STAN ACCOUNT THIS IS A PAUL REED CULT ACCOUNT

PAUL REED

Am I weird in that I dig the Amazon Prime NBA music?

SAVE US CADE CUNNINGHAM

MEANWHILE IN SOFTBALL Michigan has discovered pitching! (They have not discovered hitting. Scoreless through 7)

LRS: HOW LONG DID IT TAKE ME TO DRINK THE PAUL REED KOOL-AID? THREE WEEKS

PAUL REED SECOND QUARTER MINUTES IN THIS ECONOMY

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I turned on the PGA stream and we got a GO BIRDS on a tee shot. Dudes rock.

In the wake of Jason Collins’ death, Charles Barkley commented on the lack of societal progress towards homophobia since Collins came out as the first openly gay NBA player in 2013.

I wish Alex Drain was on bsky. He'd be in favor of Ganymede taking over for Bickerstaff.

BREAKING NEWS: The Detroit Pistons have fired head coach JB Bickerstaff, effective immediately. They have hired a cat, who will take over for Friday's Game 6 in Cleveland.

Getting horribly outcoached by Kenny Atkinson, ye fucking gods. At least he knows who his best bench player is (Strus) and plays him 30 minutes a night. I'M NOT EVEN AN NBA FAN AND I CAN SEE THIS

If you want proof that the regular season is a waste of time, this Pistons team is absolute proof of that.

I think Cade's supposed to box out Harden on that. Yeah, that's how you get a certain reputation, buddy.

When the Pistons lose this series, it's because Jalen Duren played too many dogshit minutes and they didn't have enough shooting.

Caris, why?

wishing tremendous ill upon these refs

WHERE'S THE FUCKING FOUL CALL?!? AUSAR GOT MUGGED

Maybe if you played the good player (Paul Reed) earlier in the game and not the dogshit player (Jalen Duren), this wouldn't be a tie game.

Daniss, yes!

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Whycome Paul Reed not get more minutes?

wishing tremendous ill upon most of the cavs roster

Marcus Sasser playing big minutes. I really look forward to a real coach coming to the Pistons at some point.

in woke 2, as part of the re-reconstructioning, the DOJ is going to have to hire an entire battalion of white collar prosecutors who are more afraid of seeking too lenient punishment for insider trading than they are of seeking maximum 20 year federal sentences

How do you get a retired pitcher to go away? Close your bar tab

Only two fouls by the Cavs in the first twenty minutes? Fuck the fuck out of here.

When you're getting Daniss Jenkins to Ausar Thompson alley-oops thrown on your ass...

BEEF ST3W?!?

What if Bluesky doesn't have to be Important. What if social media doesn't have to be Important. Remember less than 20 years ago when social media didn't exist and we just hung out on forums and anyone who suggested the forum was Important would have been referred for a wellness check.

I love Chuck. I just fucking love this guy.

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

Mamdani has demonstrated something that Democrats have largely forgotten. You can't just do good things for voters and expect to be rewarded for it. You have to tell them about it, over and over again. You have to advertise your work in office just as much as you did on the campaign to win it.

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DARK MAGIC WITH SPECIAL SAND AND CONTROLLED LIGHTNING

HOLY HELL THESE CROSSTABS (derogatory) There's no way Republicans are getting 30% of the black vote or women are trailing men in terms of supporting Democrats. Nope. Do not waste any time on this one. Keep scrolling.

could just use megazord or voltron or those weird transformer seasons but noooooo, had to do the one mecha franchise where the only combining is when the pilots fuck

Democrats are doing something we've been begging them to do, so please pay attention.

Quote-skeet with a doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

Like, I've only been watching the Pistons for a couple weeks, but it seems like the coach doesn't know who his best players are.