Watching a movie that’s basically Marley & Me starring New Girl and Daredevil.

I worked in the stacks at Cushing archival library at A&M for a year. So many cool weird stories. But importantly, it’s haunted.

Rivers in these blue jerseys is giving me some major Lorenzen vibes.

So the all-22 of MNF on espn2 is pretty fun so far. Good commentary. On-screen additional info isn’t overdone.

Saw someone say “who even watches 60 Minutes now?” and, well, old white folks do. This episode would have shown millions of old white folks that our nation is helping run a real life concentration camp.

Who is this two-eyed imposter! (Attn @defnotchuck.bsky.social )

Was getting packed up and put my laptop and work gear in my bag and then thought “what are you doing man?” unloaded all that nonsense and set my OOO reply. ✌🏼

Woah. How awful!

Happy new Dan Carlin's Hardcore History episode day to all my mutuals who observe (which is probably all of you)

If Bob Dylan had only written instead of performed songs, people would universally hold him in the highest of esteem.

Taking the whole fam on an airplane trip tomorrow for the first time in threeish years. I thiiiiink I have remembered everything we need, but I'm also quite sure I've forgotten something critical.

Sorry, Chris Nolan, the perfect Odyssey movie already exits

NFL needs to hand out lifetime bans to fans like the European soccer leagues do.

Is Bobby Petrino just older, unlucky Lane Kiffin?

Historian: AI has no place in historical research or writing. AI pusher: You don't know what you're talking about! Historian: I do. I am a historian. AI advocate: Luddite! Historian: *writes twenty-seven post thread about Luddism*

Too much Grinch this year. Need to take a few years off now. Let him rest in his cave.

Just learned that Jackson’s backups are his pet corgis

SNL owes me $$$

Took a really sweet video of my kids celebrating the volleyball game today. You’ll have to take my word for it. 🥰

Football players tripping someone is hilarious

Being a sports broadcast rules expert remains one of the best jobs in sports.

Grocery store fried chicken and sides remains a severely underrated eating out option. Feeds our family of five for $22 which is nuts right now.

I blame the candy on the Lions jerseys

Incredible catch and TD by the Steelers 👀

How are they letting DK Metcalf finish this game?

Reminder in the chat that SEC softball is also a murder’s row of programs.

Texas A&M wins the women's volleyball national championship

Imagine in back-to-back-to-back-to-back games taking down #2 Louisville #1 Nebraska #1 Pitt #1 Kentucky Hell of a run

Jamie Morrison da GOAT

Honestly a pretty stress-free championship compared to the rest of the tournament run. Aggies just playing on another level.

AGGGGGGIES ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

Kentucky’s coach is going through it man

Ask not for whom the Aggie gigs. They gig for thee

Aggies cruise to take set two 25-15.

Eli Stowers notably not wearing Aggie gear in the stands supporting his sister, Kendyl. (He transferred from A&M a few seasons back.)

Yessss. Aggies fight back and take first set. Got their first lead at 24 points.

I love how some of the world’s best volleyball players will still smoke a serve ten feet too long. They’re just like me!

Kentucky off to a flying start. Up 6-1. TO A&M.

I talk to my students about this on the first day, and use it to discuss why they are in college in the first place.

Part of the fun of playoffs in any sport is moaning about how bad first round games are. 👍🏼

Really need Aggie volleyball to do the thing this afternoon. 👍🏼

Most of the time my girls get along great… but every once in a while they kick-off a rumble that rivals anything I saw in my years of teaching public high school. 👀

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

It’s funny. Every so often one of my Aggie sports skeets will pick up a “Aggies suck, every Aggie I know is a racist” or somesuch reply. And I get it - I’ve met some of those same folks, but what do you want from me here?

Good news. Now we’re crying over a tiny green frog Muppet who did NOT die.

Just crying with the girls over a departed tiny green frog Muppet.

From the other room: DAD IT’S THE MUPPET YOU LIKE! It’s Beaker. He’s the one I like apparently. 😂

Sean McDonough: "Apparently they have a couple of drama majors on the offensive line"

Did anyone happen to get this video clip? @cjzero.bsky.social maybe?