Vamossssss Colombiaaaaaaa

Okay Atlanta peeps y’all gotta help me figure out how I can meet Mo Salah this week.

What A Game Just incredible.

One of the best finishes you’ll ever see

My dude get out of the stands your going to get sent offfffff

UNBELIEVABLE

Again with the elder abuse!

Kind of ironic for Argentina to complain about a hand ball

This is feeling like an all-timer of a game. Hope you’re watching

You can’t throw Messi around like that. It’s elder abuse.

Eating chamoy watermelon rings and watching my beloved sharks

SHAAAAAAARKS

Martinez’s hair is killing me 😂

Fifa sources confirm that Mexico-England will stay at 6pm local, and 1am UK That was after extensive discussions, but there's an insistence no decision was ever made to reschedule. Fifa will continue to survey situation, including the weather.

Got a focaccia, some tres leches, free books, chamoy candies, cucumbers, tomatoes, and of course popsicles.

Heading to the farmers market. Anyone need anything?

Mo Salah grinning at the keeper after going down the middle 🥶

It did not. Zero saves.

So happy for Egypt. That smile and stare after Mo’s make was iconic.

Aussies hoping their keeper change pays off like Krul did for the Dutch back in the day.

Aussies going to the Just Foul Mo tactic

actually I suspect the US team would be relatively popular compared to some more established teams, because soccer fans tend to have a series of vendettas *within soccer* rather than geopolitically.

Whelp there is today’s healthy cry sorted

Let’s go back to the studio for halftime. My brain: 🎶 Javier Hernandez, little pea 🎶 youtu.be/iPTi6MG2fcw

Ahhhhhhh that was it

Love to say “he’s been penalized!” in a strong English accent

The most likely concussed guy just scored an own goal 😬

That Egypt player is out cold

Wow. Egypt almost hit them with the uppercut off the kickoff.

Is this site broken today?

Toy Story 5 was great. Maybe a little alarmist with the tech stuff, but they brought it all home in the final act. As always, Bullseye is a prince must be protected at all cost.

This is approaching CFB standards of insanity

TBH, I’m glad people are talking about fixing VAR instead of fixing the offside rule. So much less tiresome.

If you're thinking about VAR in terms of outcomes and not processes, you're missing the point in the same way that people often miss the point of soccer

Today’s games feature six pretty likable teams. I am in disarray.

Got the yard done before 10 am and I still look and feel like a used dish sponge.

A source informs us that the tactical plan for this counteroffensive is to metaphorically “kick the tires and light the fires.”

The Pope has decided that instead of competing against each other, Portugal will play Brazil while Spain plays Mexico.

I love this jersey so much. Should have gotten it years ago.

There was a time when VAR wasn’t used in offside decisions. You still got bad calls on occasion but the linesmen are pretty good and the level of critique felt in line with the overall motif of the sport. Now we’re so fine grain with calls, it’s basically foreign to the game.

I think there are soccer fans who have just been introduced to the Snickometer.

OWEN GOAL

Pretty obvious handball there

Wow. That dude was blanketed.

watching soccer

In case you’re wondering what type of maniac would manage a talented Portugal team this way, it’s the same maniac who presided over talented Belgium’s incredible meltdown last World Cup.

This game is a demolition derby

CR7 just did a no-look back heel pass that went directly to the Croatian RB and led to a scoring chance. My lord.