What if the songs in kpop demon hunters were about sydney swans player errol gulden. I think it would sound a little something like this

First image of the new spider-man movie is an amazing fantasy 15 reference

Books these days all have titles like “the tiny things we know to be small” and “star wars: heir to the empire”

Did you guys hear about bond yields

Next year the oscars and AVN awards should swap guests

Ludwig goransson is gonna be “the community guy” for the rest of my life like how your parents sometimes ask if you’re still in touch with someone you were friends with when you were 6

One of main reasons I went into medicine was for the laughs. That, and the pussy. And that dried up 10 years ago if you’ll pardon the expression

Stay puft demon hunters

Remember when star wars was like “we are going to make a television show about cassian andor, the guy from rogue one” and then they did

the message of One Battle After Another is that the government is bad. if you dislike it, that’s because you subconsciously think that the government is good.

graphic scene here at the f1 as turbo teen the teen that could morph into a sports car has crashed into a wall and exploded like that beached whale they stuffed with dynamite

A pretty good life philosophy is to try never to be somebody's last customer of the day

[to the tune of girls on film] xi jinping

Breaking: iran has bombed the garage of the mercedes f1 team

Quietly confident that they full on hit trump with the CIA heart attack gun if he lets this go on more than like a month

If you just reflexively do the opposite of whatever the business council of australia wants on any given issue you will pretty much be on the right side of history 100% of the time

Crude oil is valued for its much higher smoke point than olive or canola oils, although its flavour profile lends itself to limited cooking applications

Do you think hair earmuffs could have ever become a thing irl if they never invented princess leia

The zapp brannigan approach to clearing mines from the persian gulf

Imagine if your country had a giant natural gas industry that could practically monopolise exports to east asia amidst this massive geopolitical crisis and make a shitload taxing the everloving fuck out of them

If you could understand wookiees then the way han solo talks to chewbacca would probably sound a lot like the way solid snake repeats whatever was just said to him as a question

I have decided to become leader of the national party. Thank you for your support

Atlas mogged

They aren’t actually blocking porn, they just put spyware on YOUR 🫵 computer because anthony albanese wants to know your kinks

I will completely disengage from all external stimuli until I develop professor x powers before I give my drivers license to a porn website

First they came for the gooners and I said nothing because they had already come for me

Checking my super and making the macaulay culkin home alone face

Makes you yearn for the days that the australian labor party was led by the charismatic anti-imperial iconoclast simon crean

I desperately need scott pendlebury to do an ACL or something before he gets the all time games record

happy international women's day

I'm very excited for the massive price hike that is coming on basically every consumer good, but I'm even more excited for the prices to not go back down after trump inevitably calls all this shit off with his tail between his legs

Looks like his car has max ver stoppened

Charles leclerc is french for charles the clerc

There's a moment in this week's pitt with robby and abbot where you can physically see the spirit of john carter take over noah wyle's body for a second

Every room is an emergency room when you have anxiety

☝️🤓 erm actually “anthrocon” is a bad name for that event because the “anthro” prefix means human

🎵P-p-p-please mr kennedy (uh oh!) please don’t send me into raccoon city

The way kyle and jackie o went out feels like getting al capone on tax evasion

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Yeah I’ve got the T virus alright. Tuberculosis that is

Ben quadrinaros

Is it called meowth like mouth. Like “merc with a mouth”

I've gotta focus. I'm shifting into AFL mode