Imagine if they kept making home alone sequels following kevin mcallister well into adulthood and it’s still a running joke the whole time that teenage/adult kieran culkin wets the bed

I am the only person on earth who saw Elf in the cinema when it came out and has not watched it once since

Sydney to hobart is such a bizarre thing to become a national cultural icon. Who in your life has ever shown the slightest interest in it. And yet we all agree it is Important™

I've had to remind myself it's not friday like four or five times in the last hour

10 or 12 years and I still haven’t really made up my mind if I keep going back to the bad religion christmas album every year as an ironic thing or sincerely enjoy it

At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day

Big time of year for fans of the word hark

Jerry it's gold outside

My new years resolution for 2026 is to get 20-22 hours of sleep a day

[borat voice] bari weiss

Genuinely have zero opinion on the nolan odyssey. I’ll see it I guess. Sure!

God FF9 is so good

Mr. Beast should be flogged with a cat o’ nine tails on live television

5-0 babey here we go

Air conditioner tripping the circuit breaker at 1 am 🙂👍

At least zak crawley is still in!!

Lost their first wicket while I was typing this

Duckett got out early on purpose because he has a busy week of last minute toy making for santa

Gobsmackingly pathetic effort by australia collapsing like this with only a paltry 430 run lead

6-7 my ass gen alpha the fuck you know about random

What if a farmer painted the palestinian flag on their hunting rifle

About time the government got proactive and instead of trying to ban hate speech started getting serious about legalising love speech

Chris minns introduces new anti-protest legislation with the date crossed out and "december 2025" written hastily underneath

I am vehemently anti gun and I am disgusted at the prospect of the government using taxpayer money to purchase them

I like the bureau of meteorology website

Sandilands, eddie mcguire, nova peris. Why should any of us take this fucking thing seriously

Keikaku means plan

That story of tom cruise getting pitched tropic thunder as a satire, him going “satire… satire…” getting up and grabbing a dictionary off the shelf, then after a moment clapping the book closed and going “we’ve GOTTA do this movie”

Some kind of speech happening while the cricket’s on

To be clear I don’t want to actually *be* smarter than people, I just want to feel smarter than them with surface level buzz words and an unearned sense of smug obviousness. Got anything like that? Guy who came up with podcasts: oh my god dude

the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them

I mean at this point there's far more uncertainty about crossing the US border than getting tickets

look: say what you will about porno, it's a top 5 thing to jack off to

Canadian club advertising has been coasting on “ewww yucky beer” for decades. Grow up! Picky eater chicken tendy ass way to navigate life

Scrolling through my girlfriend’s onlyfans starting fights with troll comments. “It isn’t onlydetractors mate, fuck off” things like that

9 long gruelling ashesless days

My eyes are up here, and they have seen the glory of the coming of the lord

Isn't it embarrassing how we all had to come up with a signature

Yeah

[after a mass shooting in australia] actually here we call it hungry jacks

Don’t rewatch spinal tap, or princess bride, or when harry met sally. There’s plenty of time to go back to the undeniable masterpieces. Watch north instead:

10,000 more important ways this is awful news but it bugs me whenever anything gun related happens in this country and a bunch of culture war addled freaks jump to IMAGINE HOW MUCH WORSE THIS WOULD BE IN AMERICA. LUCKY OUR GUN LAWS AREN’T LIKE THOSE BLOODY SEPPOS. HEY SEPPOS, GOOGLE PORT ARTHUR

It seems like it should be up my alley but that sarah squirm special felt like when someone shows you a funny youtube video and time dilates around you to make the whole thing feel four times longer

Only a few short decades til they can survive some aged care facility shootings too

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it