Does anybody know where I left my copy of WMD Island

putting a napkin over my head and consuming grogu like the ortolan bird

Headline Eleven Words Longer Than Necessary, Phil Says

It's so wild that they had a greatest hits /before/ American Idiot. Also the two songs they recorded for this are genuinely two of their best

Ok I’ll be brave enough to say it: I hope there is not a global hantavirus pandemic

Just about new shoes o’clock

I’ll get the star fox remake if they still call it lylat wars in PAL territories. Actually nah I probably won’t

Bus stop advertisement owners and local real estate agents are just endlessly passing back and forth the same money like furry artists with patreons

I regret to announce I have begun a new seinfeld rewatch

MJ revisionism is one thing but he’s got fans out here defending/justifying the way he looked circa 2005. Cmon man he barely registered as human at that point

Much like a good video game's opening level teaches you how to play it, a good novel teaches you how to read it by opening with various words, phrases, character names etc

Guy who gets e. coli confused with broccoli: mm yum I love eating broccoli

I hope grogu is voiced by brad garrett

U Tolkien U2 2 Me?

You hear a lot about hell raising but never much about heaven lowering

I had two cups of coffee this morning then a red bull with lunch and another red bull an hour ago and I still might try to have a nap soon

Jim Jardashian

Yeah I've got a balfour declaration: I'd bloody love a pie!

Do you know how annoying an email newsletter has to be to get me to unsubscribe

I was on the lolita express but I didn't do anything untoward bc I was knocked out the whole time after taking valium for my fear of flying

Doctor Normal and the Singleverse of Sanity

Geoffrey Eopstein

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

Do you know how embarrassing it is that the only time I ever had a sleep paralysis hallucination it was ghostface

Going to push back on this and say not only was this sort of rhetoric extremely typical of the tea party era *15 years ago*, but I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow if you told me the clinton campaign leaked an attack like this in 2008

Ah man RIP Gerry Conway. Writer of one of the most important sentences in comic book history

It is so funny that the fuckin will stancil anti-hasan crank contingent of centrists are starting to get operation gladio activated. If *those* guys are getting into stochastic terrorism then all bets are off

Pausing the AFL ANZAC ceremony when the catafalque soldiers have tattoos to try and spot some white nationalist ones

Did you guys hear what happened at the correspondents dinner? Apparently someone was charging their samsung galaxy note 7

the irony is that there are many journalists who are threatened and killed for their work globally, except they don’t overlap at all with the people willing to attend the MAGA White House correspondent’s dinner

Thumbnail synchronicity

The michael jackson movie doesn’t even acknowledge the soviet invasion of afghanistan

Didn't shops used to open in the afternoon on anzac day

Sir we need to seal off the lab. It’s just as we feared. They have not grown old as we that are left grow old

I went bald to commemorate the anzacs. I refuse to go to turkey after what they did to our boys

Likely place for him to be featured

Yeah you could say this is a concept album. The concept is "songs I wrote"

Kid named Nick (short for Bionicle)

The irony is I actually do think of “free palestine” whenever I see “free parking” now

Year zero was already my favourite NIN album but the last minute of this version makes you feel like you could run clean through a brick wall

Airpods are such a worthwhile quality product just kidding

Curious about the 1-2% of people that apparently have never heard of hasan but still have an opinion on him

I really hope it means something that the guy who made a youtube video about NFTs before NFTs imploded and made a youtube video about the metaverse before the metaverse evaporated just made a youtube video about mr beast

The identity of bitcoin creator satoshi nakamoto has been revealed as jeff, the original purple wiggle

one morning gregor samsa awoke and found himself metamorphosed into a hunky seismologist with a heart condition in an erotic visual novel for adult women