Hyperfixation heavy bouts of mania allowing me to actually get shit done thwarted by having to be rested and up to do stuff for other people once again.

😭

Ah sweet, the traditional December 28th half 10 at night fireworks!

I'M A REAL SHIT FLINGING BEAST!

I didn't watch any of the usual Christmas movies this year, it's been an utter arse ache of a fortnight. What a shame, I didn't get to see Arnie deck a reindeer.

An uncle to 7 weans, one of which is already 15. It feels mad.

My sister says she's got a Christmas outfit for my nephew and we're all to wait in the living room. We're expecting him to appear as a sprout or an elf. Instead, he toddles in holding a piece of paper and wearing a new jumper. It says on the front "Big Brother" & the paper is an ultrasound photo. 😱

My dad goes apeshit when he has to do anything. Also, he goes apeshit when he doesn't have to do anything. I thought that would mean the only time he isn't going apeshit is when he's asleep but no, he's probably raging there too.

Yaaaassss

In particular, I'm really pleased with how well my youngest niece enjoyed the Molang scented plush blind bag I got her, as an extra to her main presents. She got the pineapple one and has been carrying it around all day.

Another Christmas done, no hassle, no fuck ups, no controversy! Honestly suprised how smooth it all went. Great lunch, presents all went down well, kids enjoyed themselves. Couldn't have been better

Absolutely knackered from a long day outside, hiding from the kids in his kennel. Now safely curled up in the warm. Big turkey dinner for him tomorrow, as the ham bear is on holiday.

100cm Bust! College Girl Who's Popular On Campus With Her I-Cup Colossal Tits Is My Girlfriend Who Goes With Me To A Hot Springs Resort For A Winter Vacation Date To Enjoy Fucking. It Ends Up Turning Into Raw Sex With Heavy Creampie Loads And Orgasms To Get Her Pregnant On Camera (Do Not Leak This F

Time for more food is it?

A walk? A Christmas walk?! I've just had so much salt and sugar that my legs don't work any more!

Dad's knocked it out of the park once again! Despite all his grizzling this week, it all came out perfectly. Then I had a chocolate pinecone and a bit of a reindeers arse for dessert! 👍

I guess the reddit mod who removed my post hadn't seen Christmas Vacation, which I was referencing, otherwise they'd have left it. Another thing to severely pity them for.

The Christmas Lunch situation is INSANE! The Afternoon farts are worse than you think! I can't deal with this... The Evening Buffet was a HUGE mistake! (My BRUTALLY HONEST review) It is SO over.... #ChristmasWithYoutubers

Merry Christmas everyone, let's all snog a bit!

Show me how your 2025 went

It's been fucking freezing all day today, we best get some fucking snow any minute now.

One of the things I'm looking forward to today is my youngest nephew, who turned 1 back in May, gets to experience Christmas in a conceivable way. His first Christmas in 2024, he was too young for any part of it like opening presents, eating solid food etc. I look forward to seeing his reactions!

cool, cool cool

My dad's gone to a whole other level just now. Doorbell rang, he opened it and it was one of our Pakistani neighbours giving us a card & tub of chocolates. After he closed the door he goes "Why is it when I open the door it's someone trying to give me something?!". I burst out laughing.

This is going to sound well Tory, but my final pre-Christmas job was to pick up the M&S food order today. They kept me waiting for ages, only to tell me the turkey I ordered hadn't come in, so I was offered 2 smaller turkeys at no extra cost. £136 worth of bird for £70. Nice.

My dad giving it the "I should probably move out" over a tiny bit of friction not even directly aimed at him. NOW it's Christmas!

Oh shit how awful

Started with a mcdons breakfast, got my fave christmas sandwich from M&S for lunch in a bit. Ohhhh me arteries are already on fire!

Up at 7 tomorrow to do the final shop before Christmas, which means the bingeing and excess will officially begin. I'm ready to Henry VIII this bitch!!

Yer auld da is winding up the Christmas choir master by shouting "GAY IN PERIL" over and over at him during rehearsals.

Had some absolutely comical, slapstick style occurrences in the last few hours that have really put icing on the cake.

I think I'm also sad about having to cancel plans for 2 things as a result of everything going on in the family. I can't catch a break but I really could do with one.

Christmas is my favourite time of the year but damn, it's all weird right now. Everyone's either grumpy, anxious, panicked or ill. I've spent so much money trying to make sure everything is OK and we've got food etc, but everyone else's mood is bringing me down so much.

For some reason I rewatched End Of Days last night and I had totally forgotten the scene where Miriam Margolyes kicked the shit out of Arnie

Simply Red or The Lighthouse Family

So that's Larian dead now is it?

Bloody hell

Are you joking on me? Are you taking a piss with me? Are you having a crap at me, mate?

Come on mate, it's all bikes

My sleeping pattern has been fucked all week. Currently in bed watching a video from 3 years ago, of someone walking around an abandoned nightclub in my town before it got knocked down.

Maybe my local GP will stop sending me texts saying "Due to high levels of staff sickness, we're only taking emergency calls today (but if it's an emergency, dial 999)" just long enough for me to speak to someone and find out what can be done about all my miseries.

The only time I've ever accepted anything less than total silence was South Park. We were all laughing our tits off the whole way through, even despite the fact that they forgot to turn the lights off for like the first 20 minutes.

Of course Geoff hyped up Highguard and was saying it was amazing when he played it, he's so bad. People were saying how bad he was at Marathon during the preview event. Mad bastard gets an erection pressing the jump button and it working.

The worst bits were the cast of the street fighter movie not announcing best fighting game, severe levels of Hoyoslop, the most boring muppet skits in TGA history and ending on one of the weakest world prameers. Need new shoes levels of wet fart shart.

The highlight of the show was the Werframe Herzog bit, followed by Divinity getting banned off Steam because it's ruder than Horses, the Chicken Foot granny, Control Resonant, Saros, Milla and Amy Lee.

Bold of Geoff to end the show on Concord 2. Disappointing.

Here, what was the term Larry used in Curb to describe a situation where you're gonna get in trouble for something, so you may as well do another bad thing and only receive punishment for one. He had his own phrase for it that wasn't hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

Enjoying the mix of dreamy electro, beefy wobs and bassy breakbeats youtu.be/bPecSlPJDQs?...

Wouldn't have thought he'd have the stamina

"Sam Altman charged with murder after feeding tide pods to infant" What a fuck ass world we live in, pure accelerationist brain rot