Who up putting they lime in they coconut and drinking they all up?!

I think these mega vitamin D pills I take on Mondays are making me ill

Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced

The band put on a great show but didn't play their best and most popular song off their most recent album, for some unfathomable reason.

First gig I've ever been to that scanned ID at the door, then displays everyone's awful photos on a screen for everyone to see.

I'm sat at the bus stop next to the venue instead of standing in the queue. Just watched a guy walk past the line, exhaling a giant vape cloud which drifted right into a lot of people's faces. Tasty!

Off to see some fairy doom in Brighton this evening. Fully expecting to come home both deaf and with my insides totally dissolved. youtu.be/nytv1O2yvG8?...

"Good Luck" by Basement Jaxx was on the radio just now and it gave me the Appleseed nostalgia again, having only just spoke about it with @sonicyoda.neocities.org

We need to invent a new word to describe when a podcast starts with someone from a completely different podcast doing an ad read for one of *their* sponsors.

I love games.

No, Humble, I do not want to level up my asset library.

£81 for standing tickets for AOF/Billy, plus fees on top. I'm out. Sounds like a banger of a show, but too rich for my peasant blood, especially factoring in travel too. Cheapest ticket was £48 for the far back corner, seated, miles away. Nah. Maybe they'll film one of the 2 shows or both.

For Valentines Day tomorrow, you can tell people I'm your boyfriend if you need a cover story/excuse/hand shandy.

Is that how the worm got in?

Heights? That are wuthering?!

I think I've come up with an actual use for AI! It could be used for to automatically fill in all the "Prove you're not a robot!" challenges and captcha puzzles that appear on every fucking website these days.

I looked at that peanut fella who's pulling in the big numbers on stream. I could maybe have tolerated the awful looking avatar, but then he spoke. Absolutely not.

It was funny to see so many people refer to Control Resonant as Prototype, because in the first few seconds of the trailer, I thought it was a remake of that, or maybe a 3rd game in the Prototype series. That was good, brain off, violent fun back in the day on the 360.

Why did you fucking do it then, prick?!

The man becomes a BOY

There was some good things in that state of play, still no Bloodborne or FF7 remake part 3, but there we go. Big Cock, John Wick, Kena 2 were nice to see.

Big walk? How about a BIG DINNER?!

I hope that plays like that old Stranglehold game that had Chow Yun-Fat in it.

So many Silent Hill games not set in Silent Hill.

It's about time they gave us Vol 2, Vol 1 was on the 360 ffs! MGS4 YEAHHHHH

That sounded like Robotnik lol

BIG DONG: THE COCK KING!!!

I bought a pack of rodeos for a wee dug sitting with her owner outside of Poundland today. She was very happy. Not saying that I'm Christ, but it was very Christ-like.

Pearl Thompson from The Cure (the rest of whom were also local lads)

Who up pooing they shit ass?!?

Wow, brutal.

Sheesh

Toilet 80 People

Age verification? I saw Super Mario Bros in the cinema. Yes, that one.

GRAHMS! GRAHMS! WHY HEV YOU TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT MAH ASS BURGERS? IS IT BECUZ I ATE YOUR APPLE CRUMBLE MULLER CORNER BEFORE THE DEVORCE SETTLEMENT? AH SHOULD' HEV GISSED!

The existential crisis that rises to the surface when Andy off Cbeebies shouts "WHAT'S ON YOUR PLATE?!" at lunch time. Let me go back to where it started about 20 years ago...

Bluesky is broken, the app is asking for my DOB but keeps throwing up error messages. Great stuff guys, the enshittification didn't take too long!

Post a banger that isn't in English. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvut...

I was so annoyed with Sega's original release of Yakuza 3 in the West (cut content, terrible cover art etc) that I imported the original Japanese version. Even though it was still money in their pocket and I can't read/speak Japanese. AV IT!! 🖕🖕

Farty Supreme. Cheers.

Surrounded by creatives, whilst making myself laugh by saying "doggy poo shits" out loud.

Oh it's is time for a the sprots bowel huh?! HOW SHIT!!!!!!!! 😎

This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social

We’re buying software to run the NHS from this fruitcake.

New Crystal Lake and some choc, bonza! 👌