Bluesky was going well, people arguing with jokes aside, until they decided it should stop working properly recently. #VibeCoding

They Will Kill You was incredibly over the top and not quite what I expected, I enjoyed it.

Smelliest day of the year

Babysitting today. I end up having to watch a lot of kids TV. At least some of it can actually be quite funny, like Ben & Holly.

Imagine something better

Fucking howling to see the new card set for Pokemon TCG digital launching tomorrow includes the "B-Hole Bonsly" card.

Has he started boasting about being the president with the most attempted assassinations yet?

I really wanted to have a long lay in this morning but I couldn't because of woke 😢

Sound of the summer 😎 www.youtube.com/shorts/lowBx...

I've been trained to take pain!

Trying this, as it was in a 4 for 3 deal. Natural raspberry flavour?! Haha no, this is 100% beaver arse, fake raspberry flavour!

MEME HELP! Trying to find the source of a sound clip where a guy with an accent that is not America or British screams "What are you DOINNNNNNG?!"

Shame BTS were a few weeks out from Pancake Day, they could have done a great crossover. Him, Him, I just wanna shrive, I just wanna shrive

Currently in the garden with my wee nephew. He's very busy with his water table.

Special barcodes just for use in the West Country only. Ooh arr codes.

Castle Point Visitor Centre: Why aren't our t-shirts selling?

I need something nice to happen. Something good, could use something to smile about right now. Sick of bearing the burdens of like 3 people, plus my own, with next to no reprieve. Life shouldn't be relentlessly bleak (I say that knowing how lucky I am not to be in the middle of a warzone)

🤬

Pinch n twist, eh lads?

Nobody Absolutely nobody Roadrunner:

TFW ur about 2 smell the booty

Mike saying "Sandra Bollocks" in the latest RLM video klaxon!

I've decided that 2029 is the year I start dating again.

"Today's training session will be all about how to scrawl long messages on the wall, in your own blood, before passing out."

I would love a custom ad filter in any adblockers that block the "We blocked a trillion ads for you" popups.

WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE REAL NEWS STORIES!!!

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

This Easter video of an actor in South Korea portraying Jesus who was meant to be lifted 20 feet off the stage is simply the best. Thanks to @petersagal.bsky.social and #waitwaitnpr for referencing it.

Really enjoying that song all over the radio at the moment, the one about Pablo Escobar. It really does a lot to bring attention to the cocaines.

I was on the Artemis II mission but they kept me out of the press. It was my job to be strapped to the bottom of the rocket and push it into space. They had me done up to look like a booster. I landed in the Atlantic and just swam back home. It was cool.

G'day, it's me, Ben Mendelsohn

Imagine your name was Bob Enweave but you were only good at ducking and diving.

Natalie Portman making up an imaginary boyfriend voice: Tanguy Destable

Already way ahead of you Reese! What have I learnt so far? That trying to create art with AI is dogshit.

For some reason, all week, the internet has heavily insisted that I know that this exists

What the fuck is that supposed to be?

For some reason, all week, the internet has heavily insisted that I know that this exists

Vibes 😎

Wow, 30+ notifications!!! Oh it's just all the old ones again because bluesky shat it.

Might get into cuckcolding.

Tremors, when I was 7. One Saturday morning I was over the neighbours house, as I was friends with their son ( a year older than me) who had it on video somehow. He put it on for only about 5 mins total, but I saw the jackhammer bit & Changs death. Had precisely 1 nightmare but I always remember it

😱 youtu.be/M1IZdScIFew?...

Post your favourite film from the year you turned 18

Been trying to sleep since 1, but I've spent the whole time self analysing. So I'm still awake, but also now quite depressed.

Conceptually bereft.

lower emissions than getting them delivered

Imagine your name was Willy Wanks.