God, imagine the karmic weight of *that* many millions of people wishing you would just die at any given moment…

Badenoch stepping up to the moment like a hammer to a balloon; like a sponge to a flood; like a bin liner to gale-force winds...

Given that it will be televised and thrown all over social media, can I suggest that there is no reason for anyone to attend the president's speech at the ski resort? Just go and have a sandwich or something...

Looking forward to the reams of headlines on this. *whistles*

The fact that this post has meaning to so many complete strangers is the wonder of the Internet.

The perpetually wrong Daniel Hannan - sorry LORD Hannan - is currently on LBC spouting libtard talking points like the fact that the president is behaving a lot like someone who is in the pocket of the Kremlin…

Reading the BBC’s coverage of everything the president says and does is like entering an alternative reality. Honestly, like being in an abusive relationship with your national broadcaster.

Goddammit…

Nobody in Britain should be remotely surprised this morning. The minute last year’s State Visit ended, the die was cast.

Left: Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House, to the UK parliament, "It takes courage, clarity and conviction to defend truth.. And to call evil and madness what it is" Right: That time ICE agents murdered Renee Goodman and the Trump administration attacked her instead of criticising ICE for her murder

Left: Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House, talking about liberty and freedom in the US in the UK parliament Right: ICE agents attacking a dancing fox

Because the UK is now a weak diminished speck of depressing bigot filled rock and we are unable to protect or promote the values or principles we claim to hold dear.

Why the fuck are we allowing this guy to address our parliament?

Is me.

Only Nick Ferrari busily chatting about the president's criticism of the Chagos deal and conveniently ignoring the fact that he signed it all off last year and this is just a convenient thing to holler about now he's getting some pushback on invading a European nation @lbc.co.uk

imagine if it happens on tv

A year ago today, Boris Johnson, Farage, Braverman, Truss, and a host of Trump’s British fans were all in Washington for Trump’s second inauguration... Starmer wasn't invited - and it was treated like a massive Diss - remember that? Because we should.

I would like just one day where I wake up and the Americans havent made it worse overnight

Nine years ago tomorrow literally hundreds of thousands of us marched around the fucking world. And those bellends were like ‘Calm down, dears, you’re being hysterical’ and ‘Ooh Madonna said “fuck” on TV - she’s so disrespectful’…

Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…

That goon grinning on the sidelines next to him…

i feel like Americans don't get the level of eye-rolling this is getting from Europe

On a day when it's hard to find something I'm not furious about - Brexit still manages to top the list. I will never forgive the people who duped just over half the country into believing it was anything other than a profound act of self-harm.

I am SO angry at Americans for making us all endure another run of this fucking rapist arsehole.

Unsurprisingly, Nick Ferrari doesn’t seem to give a fuck about anti-semitism today because he’s giving his best mate Nige a good fluffing on the radio. @lbc.co.uk

Oh god. Maybe he’ll die today. Maybe today is the day.

Baffled by this framing. Maybe - just maybe - it’s *not* about what the US wants… it’s about what the people of Greenland want.

Petition to only send people with Welsh accents to negotiate with adversaries because The Traitors has proved that it is all you need to manipulate the most heinous bastards.

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

Stupid walk etc.,

Donald Trump threatens 10% tariffs on UK and Nigel Farage who has positioned himself as the president's best mate in Britain drops out of a much promoted interview on the BBC. Strange. Almost like the two things are connected.

I’m old enough to remember when many of the voices saying very little tonight told us very loudly that Obama and Biden were anti-British.

Come on LEGO, you know what to do

I am so livid at American voters for making me have to pay attention to that fucking rapist again.

Oh REALLY. Well, why isn’t anyone doing anything the fuck about this absolute fucker?

He can fuck off into the sun and then just keep fucking right off.

I bought three bunches of daffodils at the market with my veg today and I feel fundamentally better about everything.

that's the thing they don't actually want sexy pictures they want to rob her of her consent

Halfway through January, kids. Fuck.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Oh no.

A collective cringe so dense it generates its own gravity field.

Honestly, I just feel like the world is going to cringe itself inside out.

Sorry, but did Trump bring peace to the Middle East & cure cancer while I was sleeping? A really painful & embarrassing line of questions from Nick Ferrari on Trump’s “peace prize” this morning🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ @ukstoptrump.bsky.social

Oh god, I hope he chokes on that medal whilst trying to snog it and dies.

This is truly awful prose

🤦🏻‍♀️ 📣📣📣 HE IS NOT GOING TO ̷S̷L̷E̷E̷P̷ ̷W̷I̷T̷H̷ ̷Y̷O̷U̷ MAKE YOU PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA

The Nobel thing is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. What sort of husk of a human accepts someone else’s award? What sort of person offers it up in hope of favour. It’s so degrading. The entire thing is humiliating for everyone involved.

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