Watching Madonna interviewed by Graham Norton. I have loved Madonna since I was five years old and my mother disapproved of her but - my god - she is at her goddess peak now. She’s Medusa. You cannot deny her. You can’t talk back. She is the most powerful woman in the world and she deserves it.

Staying outside until it’s cool enough inside.

Hungarians turn out in thousands for first Pride march since Viktor Orbán was voted out

Seriously. Thank fuck for these clouds.

Met a kitten. His name is Sputnik.

“No loitering in the park” is a concept that only makes sense in America and a surveillance machine accidentally telling it to a military force is just the icing on the cake.

It rained at about 4 a.m. Thunder. Lightning. Nearly cried.

Fuck off, rapist. We’ll all be melted by the morning by the climate change that you deny is happening, so nobody cares… www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Gonna fucking have some opinions about who the ‘hottest country in the world’ is tonight.

It’s too hot for bellends who keep wanking on about 1976.

It’s too hot for people who piss me off.

It’s too hot for misogyny.

It’s too hot for fascism.

Does he… know that this is being recorded?

Could someone stick this in front of Nick Ferrari please @lbc.co.uk?

Went outside.

Gosh, tomorrow looks fun. 23 degrees at 11 p.m.

Drinking blue wine cos I’ve fully lost my mind.

Nick Ferrari is doubling down on his criticism of lefty liberal Woke teachers closing schools early in an unprecedented heatwave by pointing out that he had to get on a train in London to an appointment yesterday. @lbc.co.uk

Went to the pool. Wanted to stay in the pool. Could not stay in the pool. I miss the pool.

The lack of self-awareness in this exchange is incredible

The 9th annual Wedge neighborhood cat tour was full of felines and fans as folks weaved their way through 8 official stops, with plenty of un-official cat viewing opportunities. 🎥: our amazing StribGoingOut intern Izzy Caswell with an editing assist from Abby Sliva

We’re watching the John Oliver take on Makerfield and I am simultaneously high-fiving him for explaining what an absolute state we’re in and being furious at him and the audience for the audacity given the state of their own house.

Yes I’ve watched Madonna clubbing in Paris with Debbie Mazar and yes it has filled my soul with much joy but it’s still too hot.

Fuck it.

I think I speak for most of the southern half of this batshit island when I say 'Fuck me, it's hot.'

Badenoch utterly without grace. Spiteful, low, unnecessarily mean… everything her party has become.

I have admitted defeat and retreated from my desk in the garden room (can barely shut the door because the UPVC has swollen so much) and I shall attempt to finish this edit on the floor of the dark living room.

Anyone calling for a general election in this heat should be sent to prison.

Someone needs to switch off Nick Ferrari’s air conditioning and remind him that schools are not fucking babysitters @lbc.co.uk

Messaging client to say it’s quite hot so I might take a few extra hours to finish project. Client lives in Australia but spent four years in Wimbledon. Understands entirely.

Tonight, the teenage girls that I inexplicably find myself in charge of at the other job, had a conversation about British politics, Reform, women’s rights & LGBT rights - completely unprompted by me - that was so progressive, empathetic & thoughtful that I had to explain to them why I was smiling.

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Favourite bit of the 3-bedroom Nazi house in Spilsbury currently for sale is the little scented candle with LOVE written on it in gold that is sat next to his laptop... underneath the machete racks and the Waffen SS fanboy poster and right next to his mannequin torso and the swastika flag.

Kids, do you think that Ferrari might inch out a fucking question about that five million quid donation whilst his mate is back on again @lbc.co.uk?

Nick Ferrari just asked ‘Do you think if the media had been a little bit more balanced then he’d have been afforded some more time?’ about Keir Starmer… fuck me.

From this day in 2016. This single image reliably informed me of everything I would ever need to know about how much of a success Brexit was going to be.

Fucking lying sack of shit.

If they can, I think everyone should follow the example of Paris’ Soufflé Continu Record Shop by a) downing tools over the next three days and b) referring to the dangerous weather conditions as the ‘SHITWAVE’.

I remember Spitting Image doing a running skit after Mandela was released in which he couldn’t do anything without a crowd of people and journos turning up. The best one was him trying to have a poo and people burst through the toilet window. Anyway. Reminded of that right now for some reason.

the creation of rolling news channels was a terrible, terrible idea

I'm sorry. They're filming the fucking train headed to London?

Anyone who calls for a General Election this week should be sent to the Tower. It's too hot.

Fuck off, Nigel, you absolute ghoul. It's too hot for this.

This country is having the longest mid-life crisis in history.

Petition for Wes Streeting to sit the fuck down and shut up.

Fuck me. What an absolute shitshow.

Seriously, if I could go back in time I'd do two things. One: slap the iPads out of my hands before I handed them to my parents. And two: slap my own face in the months before that fucking referendum when I was known to say things like 'Leave can't possibly win - that would be batshit.'

Nick Ferrari wants to know why we've worked through seven PMs in ten years... cuts off Jacqui Smith who points out that six of those were Tory PMs and then scoffs through Matt Frei pointing out that Brexit fucked this country right up. He's so close. @lbc.co.uk