Mess with a wine mom and you just might find your cap snaffled.

Worth remembering, as Trump tries to brutalize blue states over alleged TANF fraud: Mississippi's former welfare director ran TANF as a private slush fund, routing tens of millions to churches, wrestlers, and celebrity pet projects (including Brett Favre's)—while rejecting over 90% of poor families.

Watched this and I have complicated feelings about Ventura. He's a born showman and a self-promoter, maybe above all else. And that's fine, I think he's still more right than wrong here. But I can't get over the fact that here he looks like my dad dressed as my older brother.

PS2 render of Eric Trump is Mr. Big Business Boy.

Griiift. The Griftmeister. Running a scam with what’s left of Hercules. Ten milligrams of Herc-ocet. The Herc Off and the Griftmeister, cleaned up as well as washed up. Griiiiiiiiiiift.

"Kathleen's done. Who's going to run Star Wars now?" "Get me that one guy who looks like a caricature of Ted Cruz."

I need a documentary on this. It lasts slightly more than 4 minutes but is somehow the longest song ever recorded, surpassing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vita by 3 months. youtu.be/HEOj-IoIgXo

This so-called “Electronic Mail“ is a scourge. As a society, we should have eliminated it just after this photo was taken, and then we only would have lost Willie from “ALF”.

In a Lyft on my way to my dad’s. Driver is playing an AI cover of an early 90s hit song I used to love in the style of an indisputably great genre of American music. It has ruined my day.

Demonstrators gathered near the Massachusetts State House on Saturday to protest the Trump administration's latest military actions in Venezuela. https://www.wcvb.com/article/boston-protest-maduro-capture-venezuela/69908537 

Definitely onboard for a cultural resurgence of the part of the 90s that was still basically the 80s. I can suck it up another year if it means the Kennedy Center will finally honor Candyman.

Andy Cohen couldn’t make it but Mario Cantone is doing a bang up job in his place.

We are here for Monica’s tribute to Bruiser Brody.

Please update your “Stratford-on-Guy” notes as well. All three former members of Galaxie 500 are still out there; the fate of the stewardess is unknown.

This is beautiful. It takes real skill to make something this bad and I'm being completely serious

MGT been standing outside the liberal tent pissing on it her whole life, and now she’s asking if she can come inside to piss in it because the weather is getting bad. And liberals will absolutely invite her in because they love nothing more than being covered in piss with their arms around fascists

Barron Trump reminds me of Jm J Bullock in Spaceballs.

Was in a cab with my wife in Greenwich Village when a drunk Manhattan fashionista tried to climb in at a red light. The driver loudly pointed out that he already had a fare and asked her if she was "number one stupid".

This is hand in hand with the annual tradition of not knowing who my wife’s cousins are. “I think (redacted) might be a lesbian?” “Is she the one who didn’t wash her hair?” “No, that’s (also redacted), she has a baby now.”

Today in AI slop, Ric Flair apparently claims Rick Rude is alive and turned into Dennis Eckersley.

renewing my vows

Anybody got a line on Tony Khan? Think of the Jurassic Express vignettes.

Obligatory.

Happy Christmas Eve Day! If you’re going out to buy presents today: what they’ve got is on the floor there’s nothing more in back if all that’s left is the expensive stuff, consider it the procrastination tax.

a supercut from the MST3K holiday episodes of the Comedy Central era. thank you, won’t you? youtu.be/FjRpDJouaoI?...

If “Rock This Town” took place today, the real square cat would live in 2018.

Hamburger Helper telling the other guys at school he’s got a girlfriend in Japan and then this is the picture he shows them.

It’s up! Give it a watch! Perfect jumping on point, believe it or not! 🎁🤼🎄📺🎄🤼‍♀️🎁

I briefly worked for a guy who was pitching a debate format show about Important Ideas for PBS. It never got off the ground and I assume he went back to producing direct to video movies starring Lorenzo Lamas and the guy who played Phil Leotardo.

Me watching Starrcade '99.

“Should we make sure the lettering is at least close?” “You think anyone here knows what ‘memorial’ means, Carl? Shut up and order a few more skids of giant tacky gold shit.”

BREAKING: bank robber resisted installation of security cameras

Fourth night of Hanukkah gift from the landlord.

It's a problem of WWE's own making, but the reaction to a heel retiring your top babyface should be anger directed *at the heel*, not at creative. But when you don't allow heels to work heel, and remind people every five minutes that it's all a show and you're the one writing it, what do you expect?

Greatest sport in the world.

HAKU!

One thing that sounds completely made up but is completely true is this: My old boss at Spike TV ducked into a restroom trailer on the Paramount lot when we were doing red carpet for a Guys Choice Awards and Dick Van Dyke was also in there, because he attended the taping.

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An incredible line here by Adrian Street

Readership numbers not seen since I was ghostwriting a professional wrestler's blog for a site nobody went to.

Excited to finally achieve my dream of seeing Magica De Spell pegging Gaston.

If I need someone to tell me I’m a huge disappointment, my mother is still alive. If I need someone to speculate as to whether I’m gay, I think I’ve got a high school reunion next year. If I need someone to complain about the shows on tv, I can do that myself.

Guy remembering 101. The elders say he may be the first remembered guy.

zoomer challenge: replicate markie post's haircut and post your results

A cat hate-reading Olivia Nuzzi's American Canto www.behance.net/gallery/2291...

Thought this was a promotional still for a reboot of "Celebrity Rehab" featuring Chumlee.

It's incredibly frustrating that Trump will go to a conference of Jewish Businessman say "y'all have to vote for me, because you like money" and that won't be labeled antisemitism by the press, but protests on college campuses supporting Palestine will.