What idiot called it “brainwashing” instead of “neurodetergent”?

My face when Michael “P.S.” Hayes says they decided to go with Jimmy Garvin for the fourth Freebird.

Hey Hey we're the Beatles People say we have shiny carapaces But we're too busy scuttling To worry about the looks on their faces We're just trying to get some dung Come and watch us climb on a tree We're the arthropod generation And we've got someplace to be!

A white Mustang convertible was what the rental car guy in Orlando ”upgraded” me to because all the sedans had been rented out. I drove it to the Doubletree by the Universal theme park, nearly getting rear-ended into a tollbooth when my GPS fell off my dash, like a Carl Hiassen novel come to life.

“Calling All Girls” is one of the most brilliantly over-caffeinated singles of all time. If you’ve never experienced it before, you really should:

What sick dogshit place are we living in where "child sex trafficking and pedophilia" is an "issue" and not a "put everyone in jail and throw away the whole jail" situation

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Lest we miss the forest for the trees—

Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it. He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted. Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.

An old pal of mine from back in the day hits us with this unprotected chairshot.

Woke up with this in my head, maybe you did too if you were mostly raised by your cable box and are more or less my age.

Hundreds honored the 29 men who perished aboard the Edmund Fitzgerald in a ceremony along the North Shore marking the tragedy’s 50th anniversary. The historic beacon at Split Rock Lighthouse, which the famous ship passed on its final trip, was lit for the occasion. Photos by Alex Kormann

Bovino’s ICE agents hearing instructions to plant evidence.

Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.” Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates

we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse

Hello new best friends. My name is Dyna. I am a comedian who draws/an illustrator who does comedy— always broke and looking for work. I pitch animated shows. I sell stickers. I do commission work. I post jokes and swearing. I drew for Mad Men. I wrote 2 books. DMs open. → nobodyssweetheart.com

Forever making my intrusive thoughts your problem. That’s my guarantee.

Four locations now. As I recall, decent pizza, great steak and cheese subs. And I’d guess delivery guy in the ad probably runs the whole show now.

My dad is this guy’s age, almost to the day. When he looks like this I make sure he’s warm enough, has enough to drink and that his phone is plugged in. And I let him rest, the staff at the nursing home’s got him from there.

That company took a weird turn after they laid off good ol' Scotty Cokes.

Day after what felt like a sea change, certainly in the region as to what the Democratic Party could be if they could only dare to try. Followed by a jump scare of a “send more money” text and a reminder that you have to take a zombie’s head off or it’ll just keep coming.

Massachusetts folks: I made these stickers sharing LUCE's ICE hotline ☎️ 617-370-5023--they verify sightings and share confirmed info. Stickers fit 1"x2.6" label (Avery 5160). Image below or follow link for a full sheet. Print, stick every&anywhere. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7v098...

Higher quality cos I'm a sicko

I flipped on the Cuomo watch party livestream and I am not joking the music was the Simple Minds classic "Don't You (Forget About Me)".

MSNBC calls NJ for Sherrill, who somehow did not use my slogan "Vote Jack Ciat, get Jack Ciat".

Also tried to discourage Dad from finding the CNN expanded coverage by doing my best to explain Ben Shapiro and Charlamagne tha God. Well, *you* try explaining those two to a 79 year old white guy who is the opposite of extremely online.

Dad had CNN on in the home today and every story could have concluded with, "Of course, you'd know that already if you'd paid attention in tenth grade civics".

New awareness campaign

Only now does it occur to me that this year Halloween fell on a weekend.

To be fair, she’s wearing leather he has probably confused her for a couch

When SNAP runs out on Nov. 1st, hundreds of thousands of people in Pittsburgh and across SWPA will struggle to afford food. I compiled (with the help of community members) a non-exhaustive list of where people can find help, including sites in Pittsburgh & outer counties. Please spread this.

It’s just… this is more John Smoltz than a single human should be expected to tolerate. Now drafting a letter of apology to Tim McCarver’s family.

We love a postseason hero whose physique can be best described as Vogelbachian.

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

I think it's sweet that he brought his girlfriend's parents.

Why RICK MARTEL rules!

Someone known only as The Wrestler wrapped up in a gambling scheme?

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With Platner out of the picture, I'm putting my substantial kingmaking powers in Maine politics behind retired professional wrestler Ron Harris.

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

when i got this tattoo i didn’t know what it symbolized and it DOES NOT represent who I am today

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

My twenties.

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Based on the rate of attrition when I was there, it seems that they’re about to lay off two out of the last three salaried employees. A CEO, half a dozen freelancers keeping the lights on and twenty interns typing “what if Spungbob Transfomr?” into ChatGPT.

CW: Homophobic slurs, instant karma.

I drew a poster for your kitchen, ripping off a 1960s Spanish cookbook's chapter title page. Download a PDF here: 11 x 17" drive.google.com/file/d/1Qjlb...

My dad was pushing to get to a protest today, in spite of his physical limitations. We ended up holding signs facing a busy intersection outside his nursing home. Many honks and thumbs up. Cops didn't hassle two white guys, one in a wheelchair. I think dad wanted to get arrested. Maybe next time.