Thursday Night is Potluck Night on Planet Earth The LIVE weekly, wrestling mixtape returns! Matches, promos, and weird junk! Also: The debut of THE WHEEL OF HOLLYWOOD SQUARES! So many wrestlers have been on Hollywood Squares so I put ever ep on a wheel! 9pm est twitch.tv/MisterGreenMist

🤼‍♂️ When I'm Watching The Wrestling:

Shawn Levy on AI, "You'll have it, and you'll love it." #MST3k

🎵 NOR NOR NORTORIOUS🎵

Comedy is now legal

Me, rubbing my sporadic freelance writing gigs in Doug Herzog’s face.

“Have you guys heard about the beautiful butch Boston crime reporter” is the kind of story I would assign if I ran the Times, this is how we heal

"Thus Solomon finished the house of the Lord, and the king's house... - Great house. A really good house. "... and all that came into Solomon's heart to make in the house of the Lord, and in his own house, he prosperously effected..." - Effected the hell out of it, like nobody’s ever seen before.

Off The Grid - BERTMANIA! Three Hour Special Stream! Tonight - 7PM ET! YouTube & Twitch!

Your presence is an endorsement, even if you wear a saucy little pocket square to voice your objection, like Niles Crane penning a strongly worded op-ed about the rise of screw top wine for Vinters Monthky

Remember, when discussing Caitlyn Jenner, it's still "she." As in "SHE's a vile piece of shit who is absolutely reaping what SHE sowed. Wow, the leopards really are eating HER face." Make fun of the fascist. Don't sink to the fascist's level.

You say neato Check your libido And investigate an incident with service in one of your reginos.

When Val seduced Mrs. Yamaguchi without realizing she was also Taka’s sister.

It's all fine, folks. Bibi got him a sitter for the night. Though if Paulo Costa upsets the Russian I assume he'll be sending half a dozen C-130s to Belo Horizonte.

Alll Cops Are Blowingup

Have you called your Congressional representative about impeaching the President? Have you done it enough times that the guy who takes the call says “No, we don’t need your information, we know who this is”, because that was my morning.

Pittsburghhausen-ass font.

The biggest form of political correctness in America is that basically every single conservative commentator is a gutter bigot and it's just universally understood that it's beyond the pale to ever acknowledge that.

Megyn Kelly doing the line from Clifford (1994)

He is Rizin.

—This is going to ruin the war What war? —The world war

Sure my eyesight isn’t what it was, but I saw this and was trying to figure out who the lady was backstage posing with Hornswoggle.

"Hold on, is the president allowed to take advantage of our gormless credulousness for personal gain? Jamie, look that up."

A podcast that details and ranks every reign of the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship, one episode per reign.

“Rat Patrol! That’s what you were on!” #MST3k

Never trust the algorithm, religious observation division

Seeing this for the first time, now I understand why I came this way.

I also need vanilla cis people to grasp that having a sissification kink does not make the dude a trans woman. Being transgender is not a kink. Having a crossdressing + humiliation kink is not the same as being trans. A lot of y'all are hanging your whole ass out there on this.

4 weeks’ allowance on Texas to cover, and when that hits he’s going straight to the Biltmore Garage for Nathan Detroit’s floating crap game.

On Transgender Day of Visibility, shoutout to Trans professional wrestlers world wide. May the professional wrestling industry continue to make strides towards becoming a more welcoming place for you and your peers. #WrestleSky #transdayofvisibility

paPa! paPa! it would be ever so delightful if the horns could hook them this eve!

Dad and I sat outside the home with signs facing the busy street on the Hudson River. Many many supportive honks. And a woman tried to set Dad up with her mom. 10/10.

In the spirit of No Kings I’m happy to report that sometime in the past couple weeks the guy (surely a guy) who lived adjacent to the city park closest to me took down the “Trump 2024: No More Bullshit” flag in the window.

Oh no! Now Kash Patel and his boss are gonna have to do the compliance module because he clicked on the suspicious link!

Kash Patel did not click on a phishing link. An Iranian hacker guessed his password was “KashRulesEverythingAroundYou” on his third try and got right in.

Vasgersian: What do you say to the fans who say you're no more than a soulless empty suit? That you make them nostalgic for the business acumen of a Bowie Kuhn or the personal charm of a Bud Selig? Who question if you enjoy, or have ever enjoyed baseball? Manfred: Our partnership with Polymarket-

🎵”There’s a senile, addled thing Waaaaiting for The King Down in the jungle room”🎵

Riding With Death (1976)

Two fictional characters from different universes you want to see fight

All that’s missing is the Perfect Strangers theme song.

Guaranteed thrills-a-plenty for fellow wrasslin sickos.

Out: Military service, Quiet quitting In: Making a ton of money instead of going into the Air Force, Performative almost quitting

god: I have made a Board of Trustees. angels: you fucked up a perfectly good "Law & Order: SVU" guest cast is what you did. look at them. they've been run through the all-new NVIDIA DLSS 5.

Big "I'm on my way to (Lagos/ Medellín/ Bucharest/ Manila) to meet my soul mate, who is coincidentally my age divided by three" energy.

Catcalled at the Nursing Home: The Brian Dermody Story

Sticking to my St. Paddy's Day tradition of watching the episode of Alan Partridge in which an Irish Alan Partridge lookalike takes over the show with IRA songs www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEjE...

I would also like to point out that if DeRosa says Team USA is playing for the troops, then everything is political.