after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

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Delete the internet

we lost a queen 👑

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years. From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

Epstein-aminophen

Hegseth: Allow me to introduce you to my new deputy secretary of the war department, Dan Bilzerian

Well don't I feel stupid

Don’t let them tell you Jimmy Kimmel’s show was yanked because of his comments about the Charlie Kirk assassination. Two months ago, after Colbert’s show was cancelled, Trump posted: “I hear Jimmy Kimmel is next.” The Kirk thing is just a pretext. This is all part of their plan.

Got excited when I heard Trump was greeted by a gun salute after landing in England... but its not what it sounds like 😞

That windsor knot must be cutting off bloodflow to his head

Be careful trying to decipher the true political beliefs of people wrapped in so many layers of irony they're not sure of their own true beliefs

Delete the internet

Sleepy Don

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

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Man… money sure is tight right now. We’ve really had to tighten the belt this past week so I can go to the grocery store tomorrow to get egg.

Checking in on RFK Jr

Bobby Jr. looking honey baked

The Water Slide SNL sketch from last year was one of the best I've seen in awhile. Go figure!

It’s gonna be so awesome when Rupert Murdoch dies

Opinion | Dean Cain: I Love Donald Trump. But We Need a New President. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...

Let's knock out general election fundraising before the summer ends. zohranfornyc.com/donate

This machine embarrasses fascists

Can someone explain to me why Taco Bell does not have a bell inside that rings randomly to award someone a free burrito? Like... shouldn't that have been built in from the get go?

It’s always bothered me why journalists or pundits continue to use the word “fired” when talking about Trump removing people from their positions. Use it after a genuine fireable offense, otherwise let’s cool it, ok? FFS this isn’t The Apprentice… bust out that thesaurus!

Red dead 3 but it’s all Jack in Paris getting drunk with Joyce and Hemingway and writing his “silly stories”.

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

Yes. letterboxd.com/journal/teen...

Mark Wayne is a brain dead shrimp always on his tippy toes trying to seem bigger. And it seems obvious… but if someone categorically lies and refuses to acknowledge simple facts, you call them out and never book them again!

It's hard cause Tulsi always looks beautifully pained in an old movie star sort of way... but fuck that moron.

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Dork Holliday

explains that weird “do u know where I can find yellow TNT in England” text you sent me

The dishwasher is a better invention than AI

I may not know poetry, but I know what I like. And something about this one really speaks to me… Everyone’s curious, Puzzles abound. Shadows move as Time ticks on. Enthralling tales make Intrigue build. Nothing clear and Facts elusive. Inside, Layers whisper. Eyes all watching the Silence. #poems

US president threatens to sue US paper for publishing details of letter he allegedly wrote to deceased sex offender.

gift link to the WSJ story Trump didn’t want anyone ever to see www.wsj.com/politics/tru...

"Bro we've got Grok all set up to just CRANK on Executive Orders, its just SPITTING them out now. Trump has extra big kid black markers ready to go. We are SAVING AMERICA..."

Is Cookie Monster’s name just Cookie? Genuinely don’t know

I'm no @dieworkwear.bsky.social, but pretty sure that fashion has never reached the same peak as LeVar Burton's pink Earth sweatshirt.

is this Moby Dick?

I'm no @dieworkwear.bsky.social, but pretty sure that fashion has never reached the same peak as LeVar Burton's pink Earth sweatshirt.

Media so disingenuous… it’s clear as day, Trump is just a really big Merchant of Venice fan. I mean, he’s constantly quoting the Bard

AI is not quite there yet…

Feels good man

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