I'll wait for Speedball 2

Anyone got like 6 grand so I can buy a new PC that could actually do this?

Had a dream I was being attacked by a (rather small) zionist alligator. Any time I even thought about criticising Israel it would dart towards me

Oh no, even the robot girlfriends don't want to date the incels

now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes

Meh, Jason Lee was actually great in the role so good

Oh no, even the robot girlfriends don't want to date the incels

Every movie is POV if you're a cameraman

Why didn't commentary tracks make the transition from DVD to blu ray and streaming?

Are we mad at Parker Molloy or on her side? Cos I think wanting to fuck Animal Crossing characters is sketchy af (not because theyre animals though, cos they look like kids and yes okay also because they're animals)

I buy that her winning the prize ended any chance of Trump backing her, but how would she be in power? The US hasn't conquered Venezuela or even toppled the current regime. He kidnapped one guy and bombed an apartment building

Post a famous bathroom scene

Nice

One takeaway from all of this is it was pretty pointless for Trump to lie to Congress. They clearly would have been quite happy to authorise war with Venezuela

Interesting to know that cucumbers survive the pickling process unharmed

Why is he acting like he took over the country? Has Venezuela surrendered?

How the fuck do you kidnap a President anyway?

When are we gonna get some Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Every movie is POV if you're a cameraman

When are we gonna get some Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles?

I watched Furiosa the other day and I get why the use of CG led to a more muted response. Anya Taylor-Joy wasn't great in jt wither. She was doing well until she started doing an impression of Charlize Theron. Chris Hemsworth on the other hand was spectacular, his last scene in particular

AI is getting really good at doing impressions of famous actors giving the worst line reads of their career

I can't recommend Naomi Klein's No Logo enough to draw your attention to the omnipresent of advertising. It will make you hate ads and thus rob them of their power

How can Die Hard be a Christmas movie when Home Alone is just Die Hard at Christmas?

AI is getting really good at doing impressions of famous actors giving the worst line reads of their career

Noah Wyle is amazing in the Pitt, shocking how little decent work he's had since ER. Same for Anthony Edwards

I dunno, the moments of silence in the Pitt seem really dumb

The Mad Max timeline makes no goddamn sense and I couldn't give a fuck

Where the hell are the A and B batteries?

I thought Josh O'connor was great in Wake Up Dead Man but I couldn't shake the feeling that the role was meant for Adam Driver

There certainly wasn't a trans joke I'm every comedy in the 80s, no. That never happened. And Rain Man didnt come out in 1988

Make a Bond movie academic? Casino Royale Institution

Jesus, the Pitt is not screwing around with it's effects. Only 15 minutes into the first episode and it's already gnarly

Just watched Sinners, really enjoyed it. It was refreshing how traditional the vampires were

And Tiny Tim, who DID die because a goose is no substitute for universal healthcare

I am going to buy the 8000+ piece Minas Tiroth lego set and I'm also going to order black versions of all the pieces needed for the outer wall because I want it book accurate

Trying Oppenheimer again amd the thing is more incoherent than Tenet. And I like Tenet, I like Nolan but none of the three to five stories it's telling has a chance to breathe

And Tiny Tim, who DID die because a goose is no substitute for universal healthcare

This is the only Cuban I'm interested in blockading (okay, probably most of the exiles in Florida too)

love this clip of dmx being offered a copy of the lyrics to rudolph the red nose reindeer by a radio show who are hoping they can get him to sing it and he just excitedly says he knows the lyrics and then immediately goes into it

When's the last time we got a new shape of chocolate? Milky Way Magic Stars?

Biblically accurate gingerbread man

How can Die Hard be a Christmas movie when Home Alone is just Die Hard at Christmas?

I think it all went wrong when Rock music lost it's Roll

I just found out that octopus appendages aren't tentacles and I'm sorry but no, I refuse. Whatever the actual definition of tentacles is, it needs to be changed to the things octopuses have because that's what fucking tentacles are

I cant say I'm a fan of nendoroids myself but how the hell did they lose the war to funko pops?

Happy Birthday Jesus. You would hate Christmas

On the third day of Condor my true love gave to me, Three Hitmen Robert Redford And Faye Dunaway in a pear tree

So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.

Sure he's apparently a massive dick but that does seem like a classless move. He originated the segment