The problem with kids nowadays is they don’t know that you’re supposed to fuck up your life first and THEN swear off booze.

I need a documentary on this. It lasts slightly more than 4 minutes but is somehow the longest song ever recorded, surpassing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vita by 3 months. youtu.be/HEOj-IoIgXo

Wasn’t Stella Stevens in the Poseidon Adventure? Whose bright idea was it to let her on the Pacific Princess?

Barron Trump reminds me of Jm J Bullock in Spaceballs.

uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Theo Epstein should do a podcast and call it the Epstein Files.

“HE LIVED!” A grave marker in Wunder’s Cemetery with an unusually homemade-looking inscription and epitaph.

It was also a slave market.

Tom Brady looks like someone who’s never enjoyed sex.

Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.

Witness video shows federal agents throwing tear gas canisters in the middle of Armitage Ave today as they appear to be blocked in and heckled by angry neighbors. This is around the 3500 block of West Armitage.

As ICE continues to terrorize Chicagoland, protesters gathered this morning outside the Broadview detention center—throwing stuffed animals at DHS agents, playing music through tear gas assaults, and putting their bodies on the line to stop ICE vehicles. My latest.

JUST NOW — Our reporters are at the Broadview ICE facility (outside of Chicago) where protestors have been demonstrating since 5:00 a.m. As a cargo van left the facility, a federal agent on the roof started shooting what seems to be pepper balls at protestors just before 9:00 a.m. 🎥: The TRiiBE

Today’s ICE activity thread

Guys, I know who should play him in the movie…

I love it when two people are having a conversation and, when I get into earshot, they start whispering like I give a shit what they’re talking about.

I’m at the animal shelter I’m at the seized meth incinerator I’m at the combination animal shelter/seized meth incinerator

Johnny Bago

Attention Chicago: We will NOT be meeting at Federal Plaza. We now will be meeting at Ida B Wells and Michigan. Time and date depends on the arrival time of the troops: IF TROOPS ARRIVE BEFORE 3PM, PROTEST SAME DAY AT 5PM. IF TROOPS ARRIVE AFTER 3PM, PROTEST NEXT DAY AT 5PM.

"If you don’t like my tone, it’s called 'tough love,' America. You need to change yourself or this will keep happening, and it will get worse."

If you cheat on your taxes next year, I think you should get a mulligan.

chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/07... @geeksaladradio.bsky.social

Take their veneers.

Happy birthday, America. I’m sorry your party sucks.

Can Charmin recast Mr Whipple? These ads with the bear family that can’t stop shitting is a little off putting.

Dave Portnoy on the radio this morning: I hate when I’m demonized for being a demon.

In his day, Jack Soo was the most well hung man in Hollywood. #FridayFacts

My wife was watching the Handmaid’s Tale and asked if I would forgive her if she cheated while separated during wartime. Under such an extreme circumstance I said yes. Not the right answer.

I thought this kind of thing that the cops standing around with assault rifles and their bellies stretching the limits of their Kevlar vest was supposed to prevent.

Hell yeah, Mick!

Can Boeing not directly bribe Trump?

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

If they awarded an Emmy for Best Show to Watch with the Sound Off, Charmed would be the all-time champ. And I’m not just saying that because Dishwalla is in this episode.

Sometimes I wonder how we got here, and then I see how many people love golf.

Tess on her chair.

Someone in my building ordered take out from Hooters. Take out. From Hooters.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

I torched a bridge this week that should have been burned down years ago, and, I gotta admit, it felt…

Happy "Valentine" Day ... 10-1/2 years ago, at the last event to be held at Parade Stadium in Saint Paul before it was torn down m.youtube.com/watch?time_c...

Mitch McConnell taking a page out of the Pierre Delecto playbook and taking a stand when it doesn’t make a difference.

Not okay, but because I have to wash the sheets anyway I’ll allow it.

I might be the only man alive who tricked his wife into watching Terms of Endearment.

Let's take a quick look at the DUIs to see how many were caught via CPD DUI checkpoints and patrols: 1. Crash 2. Crash 3. Vacation 4. Crash 5. Vacation 6. Attacked fellow officer in CPD parking lot 7. Crash 8. Vacation 9. Vacation (probationary hire) 10. Unknown 11. Unknown (probationary hire)

Now this is a Match Game panel I’d pay to watch.

Is it really that difficult for middle aged men to get erections? Every morning I wake up with a rod you can hang a wet towel on. Kinda looking forward to having fewer.

We didn’t run the country that way in 1939, we don’t run it that way in 2024, and 2025 looks like it will be a banner year for flashy well-dressed muggs. “It is not a fragrant world,” Chandler says in his essay, “but it is the world you live in.”

The episode of Walker Texas Ranger where Haley Joel Osmet has AIDS is on, and it is awesome.

Forget about Die Hard being a Christmas movie, since when is Hallelujah a Christmas song?