Dude I’m seeing a lot of democratic senators doing social media posts about the military strikes in Iran and like I could do that, you’re in power, do stuff with that power maybe?

When I said we wanted a multi-polar world, it was based on the idea that the USA wasn't going to act like we do. Not sure I like this version.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Man, went to bed and the secretary of war and the first ever FIFA Peace prize recipient did what?

Wow, Hegseth is deffo going on a rage bender this weekend we live in such a fun country 😵‍💫🫠

I’m gonna start by saying the comforter is now clean, but a fitting end to this week that both of us have been sick was when the dog puked in our bed at 630 am and all either of us had the energy to do was fold the puked part over and go back to sleep. How the f do you do this with sick children?

Everyone buying up things to appease strong emperor daddy but no plan for what happens after he’s gone.

He ain’t perfect, but can I get a hell yeah for America’s mayor?

Jesus Christ she was brave to post mid kidnapping

Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy. Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

Oh.

Relevant to today's conversation about AI's inherent sexism, here's an email from cognitive psychologist and early AI theorist Roger Schank, arguing to Epstein that women can't be truly intelligent, because they care too much about what other people think.

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

Are we sure this is satire? 🤣

Oh no they’re doing a globalism woke unity at the closing games (please tell me JD Vance is there and v offended)

No no, 12-18 inches of snow with a rowdy dog is gonna be great and fine 😵‍💫🫠🫠

Alysa Liu - a brief thread

Me showing up to work when we make code freeze

I think I’ve watched eleventy billion hours of curling in the last 2 weeks and I still don’t know what the rules are or how to win.

Matt seems like a real asshole

Shorter Emmer: Due process is killing my vibe

Day of the Military Journalist is a date dedicated to the brave men and women defending Ukraine and reporting the truth from the frontline. Many have given their lives in the line of duty. Here are some of their stories. Remember their names🕯️🧵

That’s accurate my 200k degree is essentially just a thing I laugh about at parties

Zelensky warned that U.S. & Russia could try to strike business deals that would violate Ukraine's sovereignty, by mining or otherwise exploiting Ukrainian territory occupied by Russia. Kremlin's envoy has offered such deals in private to the U.S., he said. www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

Not to brag, but as someone who spends time in a nursing home, he looks like someone who belongs in a nursing home

After the IOC banned Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych’s memorial helmet, freeskier Kateryna Kotsar shared a similar experience. Her signature “Be Brave Like Ukrainians” helmet was considered “propaganda” by the IOC.

Just reflecting on the fact that the medical code for a miscarriage is a spontaneous abortion and how in some states in this country that having one can get you arrested. Have more babies, gals!

I keep thinking about the guy that testified to congress about being afraid of losing white culture. Don’t worry Jarod or Tyler or whatever, nobody is coming for your square dancing and under seasoned meats.

I remember when my old marketing SVP said with delight that we were launching the last new network (Paramount Network) and I thought, “does he not hear himself?” Anyway he’s an EVP now and I left the business.

I remember when my mom told me she voted for Dubyah because he surrounded himself with smart people. Wonder what she says now.

FU IOC this man is a hero

But enough about my mom’s favorite nickname for me

You can’t have a negative approval rating if you don’t test!

Everyone here has had to decide what they will and won’t do. Will you take someone in your house? Will you bring them groceries? Will you patrol streets with a whistle? Will you do some other kind of work, of which there are many. And how many of these types.

Wait till they learn the lyrics to Despacito

Feels comforting knowing I wasn’t the only one distracted at work this week

President Mandela said, "there can be no keener revelation of a society's soul than the way in which it treats its children."

I have some questions about the Norwegian ski jumpers injecting hyaluronic acid into their dingdongs to gain a competitive advantage. Did this advice come from TikTok as a challenge, or….

Ooof this hits a little too close to home

Ring: we send all your cameras data to dhs but we found some lost dogs!!!

Bad Bunny just gave Fox News three weeks of content.

They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this

Oh my parents are exploding very good job Bad Bunny

Oh my god Dunkin Donuts I just defended you to my Starbucks drinking friends

I keep thinking about that Epstein email that was like “protest and pop culture will leave them dumb and sated” as I watch these ads.

We’re calling this the spicy meatball from now on right?

My Chemtrails Romance

“military-grade intelligence tactics” “Pattern-of-life” intelligence Bro, you are eating microwaveable Campbell’s Soup for every meal and crashing out in front of the Home2Suites while you’re geared up like you’re in Fallujah

“You know she’s a young woman. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile”