congrats Donald Trump for being the latest person to join DSA for a crush

the most charming man meets the most easily charmed man

using a lipton teabag to get rid of this stye in my eye and it’s not even good at doing that. people actually drink this garbage?

You have until Sunday at 11:59pm to bid in our auction to benefit public media at JohnOliversJunk.com! And it’s not all Bob Ross paintings. There’s also this absolutely gorgeous custom Minor League Baseball jersey, featuring John Oliver's face. Their idea, not ours.

do not recommend getting in a cab to the airport 30 seconds after finishing six feet under. silent sobbing so hard i can’t breathe

so obsessed with this Renoir. love that he gave up

yesterday told my therapist i had a work zoom right after our session and she ended ten minutes early so i could “go fix my hair”

this admin's repeated downplaying of pain relief medication makes me think something really bad is about to happen 🤠

i would say the best part about seeing someone for more than a few months is achieving a level of intimacy where you can scream "HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" while they're on the phone with customer service

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

just set my best friend up with my cousin. phase one of operation merge friends and family and have everyone live on one big commune in ireland INITIATED

sobbing on the subway (positive)

zohran watch party out of NA beers. people are being really civil about it

Zohran has lost the mandate of American Samoa. not sure he can come back from this

every 6 months i decide to ruin my life for a few days by thinking about this

Notable that the people carrying Trumpism don't act like they believe they're carrying out the will of the public, they act like dictators terrified of a spontaneous uprising so swift and massive it overwhelms their protective services before assistance can arrive.

We're seeing a massive institutional deportation and state violence apparatus being built and it honestly feels like people dont grasp the sheer scale of it and what already is in place. For every horrific video of masked feds kidnapping people there are so many people pushing paper to help.

diner coffee wasn't decaf. will be pursuing legal action

such a fascinating thought process. wonder why he would be interested in "buying" the military's loyalty? prob nothing to worry about❤️

i love the FREE MARKET!!!!!!!!! i bow before the FREE MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! giving sloppy toppy to the FREE MARKET nypost.com/2025/10/23/m...

this or nothing

the chair company is michael clayton for people who are really susceptible to joining a cult

just saw an AI ad for rehydrated food. feeling like god wants us to do something really bad to data centers

Nobody wants it as a story but I have multiple NYPD sources who voted for Mamdani, are eager for his win in November, and who say their colleagues quietly feel the same. They like that he wants NYPD to focus on crime, not quality of life enforcement.

please god can we make a trade

landlord turned the heat on

need a better way to ask for someone’s letterboxd than saying “drop that box”

good on SAG for saying "it". all the trades using "she" was such a deliberate, sinister choice. like can we at least pretend to hold the line as a species

the NJ gubernatorial race is heating up. the government is shut down. i'm mooching rides because i don't have a car. my high school best friend and i are seeing lorde tonight. it's 2013 and we're going to live forever

boyfriend (i’m as surprised as you are) caught me writing this in my notes app

Your Mandatory Pregnancy Hurts Extra Now

currently at record-high search interest for canceling disney plus. pulling kimmel is a bigger deal to the company's bottom line than any of the "woke" scandals of the past 5 years. i think news & entertainment corp execs need put more work into understanding their audience, & get off twitter

when the ferry hits another boat’s wake and goes bounce bounce bounce and everybody smiles at each other and laughs a little like we’re on a rollercoaster ……. folks, this is what it’s all about

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

need you all to know my friend and colleague charlie is so effortlessly charming he was SCOUTED for this pic. literally watched a press person headhunt him and pitch the idea. i was just along for the ride

I wrote about "Obeying In Advance" and phone addiction and how at some point we have to look at the number of mass shooters that view violence as an extension of shitposting and ask "Are we, as a species, incapable of surviving extended exposure to the internet?"

jersey city looks like nowhere else in the world. if i were concussed and drugged and driven around in the trunk of a van for days and then dumped out into the street i’d immediately be like Yeah this is jersey city

i know no one watched it, but hillbilly elegy ends with jd vance abandoning his strung out mom in a random motel room so he can make a job interview lmao

my whole life i’ve been like why is everyone born in april… do everyone’s parents just go feral at the end of summer??? CUT TO the labor day after i turn 30 — everyone i’ve ever met is pregnant

Four days away from the NYC Labor Day Parade! Join our march to protect free speech this Saturday, Sept. 6 – RSVP: wgaea.st/ldp-2025

my sister and her college roommates have been having movie night almost every night since they moved in 🥹 don’t believe the “kids don’t watch movies” doomer talk the demand for film as a community builder is alive and well ❤️❤️❤️❤️

they should invent a cigarette that is good for you

bro they straight up do not have language for the type of shit i’m on rn

mother on this train frantically shushing her children after one of them said “could THESE people be Lebanese?”