Dean Koontz’s wig looks like an inquisitive baby bear

Guessing here, but I'm imagining Trump's doctors told him to get off speed immediately, as it would kill him very shortly. Perhaps that's why so sweeeeeeepy ...

It's like dealing with my 16-year-old cat

We get it, Keith. You don't like her anymore. But now it's turning dull. Like a high school student who keeps saying how much he "hates" his ex. Get over it.

Note: Bring different bookmark to in-laws’ next visit

Colleen Camp. “They All Laughed.” Hilarious adorable character.

Fuck off

Holy Azzran! StanLand is taking home a GOLD for Scripted Fiction from the Signal Awards! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Favorite Hollywood request: "Hey, so Seth Rogen wants you to write an entire book about a famous Pepsi TV commercial involving a fighter jet so he can then use the book to pitch a script based off of it. $25,000?" "Um. No."

Remember John Rocker, the asshole who used to pitch for the Atlanta Braves? The racist, homophobic, xenophobic asshole in the late 90s? Anyway, he's still an asshole.

An interview. podcasts.apple.com/ae/podcast/a...

I was a pretty cute kid!

No relation, people! Zero! He's an asshole and ... I'm also an asshole. But an asshole who is not a billionaire douchebag. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/t...

Wondering if any Pitchfork writer has ever received more than a 6.3 after their girlfriends rated them in bed.

Thank you Hollywood Reporter. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

Perhaps not quite as natty as he might have thought. Black Friday shoppin' in Brooklyn.

I often think of the Hollywood hubris here. "I made it, ma!" Yeah, not so fast, asshole

Gives a shit

Well, you can cross that one off my "bucket list" ... taking a dump while wearing a fancy top hat.

Not sure why a reporter isn't the first to defend other White House reporters. It's a golden ticket. It's Dorothy clicking her heels together three times. You'll be saved from having to report on that scumbag. You'll be world famous. Instead, you choose to write from the trenches about this scumbag?

@jasonroeder.bsky.social and I wrote a fake college catalogue for all of those seniors now applying to college. It's that time of year again! Out from @mcsweeneys.net "Woodmont is one of the funniest things I’ve read in years!"— Jack Handey Best comedy book by @vulture.com tinyurl.com/4tjkzksc

I couldn’t believe it, but it is true. This is the very last shot ever taken on the Hindenburg.

Still can’t believe this was based on a John Cheever New Yorker story from 1953.

On my “fart walk” if anyone wants to chat

All hail the genius of Chris Elliott www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0kW...

"Best Thanksgiving ever! The frozens are just as good as the real!"

Chaddy is rolling the tennis court dry, Lawrence is tending to the champion peacocks, Miss Maddie is in the kitchen prepping the creamed spinach, father is at group, and mother is playing backgammon alone, by the fireplace, sipping a dry breakfast martini. A beautiful start to another Thanksgiving!!

Better in theory: being with family.

Fantastic piece. “When Chuck Grassley was born in 1933, Hitler and Stalin were both still alive, and the chocolate chip cookie had not yet been invented.” www.currentaffairs.org/news/only-a-... @currentaffairs.bsky.social

Off for a post-Thanksgiving meal fart walk. A little early, I guess.

In my opinion, John Hughes's best movie. And I feel that the great John Candy should have been nominated for an Oscar.

I guess the key to life is to dance like nobody's watching, even though it's Thanksgiving, you're nude, and you're on a neighbors trampoline

Met a real character in New Orleans.

Fuck off, asshole

Temp agency just called. Something about filling in and working PR at Campbell’s Soup for the day? Should be fun!

Terrific interview with the great Adam McKay @currentaffairs.bsky.social www.currentaffairs.org/news/adam-mc...

My Goon Cave is coming along nicely. Real happy I went with the professional designer.

Really no longer want it that way. If I ever did. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

This cover

I smell Pulitzer!! washingtonpost.com/wellness/2025/11/24/fart-walk-bloating/?itid=hp_better-living_p004_f001

Love this guy. Listen to "Trapped" please, if not already familiar. Later covered by Springsteen. So many amazing songs.

How about shutting the fuck up and letting someone smarter and younger start making these decisions.

I wonder what my fraternity bros are doing now. Wait. I don’t have fraternity bros.

Just a terrific cover

I’ll save you all the money you were going to spend at journalism school: write like shit and fuck your subjects. That’s it.

Fuck is up with this joining of forces?

"Members of a fraternity stage a farting contest." HOW IS THIS NOT YET IN THE CRITERION COLLECTION?!

Super busy