My childhood www.nytimes.com/2026/04/27/a...

Some real angry morons out there.

Some real angry morons out there.

“I was totally exonerated.” Motherfucker, a jury found you guilty of 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in the first degree. Oh yeah, and in a separate case, a jury found you liable for sexually abusing and defaming E. Jean Carroll. Fuck off, criminal.

Fuck off nypost.com/2026/04/27/u...

Infection from dolphin tattoo on penis starting to clear if anyone wants to date

I have a brand new “Entrance Theme”! My wife loves it. And so does my long-time mistress, Tami.

“[It’s] the very uniquely observed characters he creates that make them so much fun to perform as an actor,” says Seehorn, who co-stars with Saturday Night Live alum Bobby Moynihan. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

Working on the sanitized GG Allin biopic

It's astonishing how little I give a shit about yet another assassination attempt gone awry

“I’m sorry, we did everything we could, but we still managed to save him.”

How about a swim-up bar? Could create more money from it.

I’m on the left. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

I’m on the left. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

Buy this book! www.thecolddeckcompany.com/buy-the-book

My wedding photos came back today!

My fave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEET...

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

These MAGA fucks, real television tough guys. www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...

It’s official! The great Chris Elliott to star in my new audio comedy production, to air after the upcoming audio series “Randy.” All on Sonar Network. Chris will play a modern-day character whose life ... goes downhill pretty quickly and steeply. To air in the beginning of 2027.

RANDY!!! @thesonarnetwork.bsky.social We meet the amazing 30-something Randy Stinson and his 20-something biographer, Noah. Randy recalls nearly dying at an Ocean City water park. Randy goes on a “fucking astonishing adventure”! Randy played by Dave Willis podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Wore my Jamiroquai Virtual Insanity hat into the office today. Big hit with the hospice patients!

I like to make very special friends in the park. (In case it’s confusing, I’m on the left. Owen Kline and Mister Cheeks are on the right. Mister Cheeks is wearing the brown derby hat.) We had much to talk about! Mostly stories involving Joe Franklin.

Anyone have an extra turkey baster I could borrow? Want to shove anti-depressants up my ass. Thanks!

This putz is unbelievable. He lies. And then he lies about lying. www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-me...

He’s flat out a pedo. Zero doubt. He was also a musical genius. Why do we not believe his victims? www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Oh no — next comes free preschool, free school meals, higher wages, and tuition-free community college. Truly terrifying stuff.

The hero America now needs! RANDY! Now playing on the @thesonarnetwork! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Hyannis Port got nothing on the fucking Bronx. Zero. End of story.

Love this album cover. "I look really good. Just take the damn shot already."

Fucking love the music of @simonloverules.bsky.social New one is wonderful. Check it out!

More adventures from Poolesville, Maryland podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

What's the sexual orientation where you're attracted to literally anyone who's attracted to you?

More adventures from Poolesville, Maryland podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

It’s official! The great Chris Elliott to star in my new audio comedy production, to air after the upcoming audio series “Randy.” All on Sonar Network. Chris will play a modern-day character whose life ... goes downhill pretty quickly and steeply. To air in the beginning of 2027.

He's the devil. By the way, subscribe to @currentaffairs.bsky.social out of New Orleans. I do. You'll love it. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

Pretty impossible not to adore this man. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/a...

“Straight-up genius.”—Jerry Stahl (Permanent Midnight) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

“Straight-up genius.”—Jerry Stahl (Permanent Midnight) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

RANDY! EPISODE ONE: Available Now! thesonarnetwork.com/stanland/epi...

Fucking genius. God bless you! @bencollins.bsky.social

New York’s Vulture: "It’s a complex character study about a simple guy with simple tastes in which Sacks simultaneously pays homage to and brutally satirizes his home state of Maryland." podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

So this guy gets an exemption? We're not going to believe his numerous victims of child abuse? Why?

RANDY! OUT NOW! “Straight up genius.”—Jerry Stahl on X (Permanent Midnight, I, Fatty, Nein, Nein, Nein!) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

John Colapinto, The New Yorker: “Randy does more to explain certain unexpected turns in this nation’s political fate over the last couple of years than a bazillion think-pieces in the Times, Atlantic, New Yorker, MSNBC.” podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Record Store Day! Thanks to my pal Leo Nieter for scooping these up for me at @deepgroovemaine.bsky.social #littlefeet #tommykeene

Kinda regretting that $5 million I spent in 2022 on that NFT of a frog wearing a top hat.