Day after tomorrow! FRIDAY MARCH 13TH, 11:00 AM SIMON RICH! My interview with SNL, Broadway, The New Yorker, Pixar writer Simon Rich! FREE! JOIN US! @tulaneu.bsky.social @nolanews.bsky.social @wtul.bsky.social @wwozneworleans.bsky.social @gambitweekly.bsky.social

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Bodega owner (glancing at TV): "Man, the Knicks suck this year!" Me: "Do they?" Bodega owner: "Lost more than 10 in a row." Me (aloud): "Wow!" Me (to self): "Cannot wait to get back to that JG Ballard book." Me (aloud): "Okay. Bye!" Bodega owner: "Take care, chief."

FRIDAY MARCH 13TH, 11:00 AM SIMON RICH! My interview with SNL, Broadway, The New Yorker, Pixar writer Simon Rich! FREE! JOIN US! @tulaneu.bsky.social @nolanews.bsky.social @wtul.bsky.social @wwozneworleans.bsky.social @gambitweekly.bsky.social

SATURDAY MARCH 14TH, 3:00 PM! New Orleans! Tulane Campus! SUSAN MORRISON! Author of the definitive biography of the creator of Saturday Night Live, Lorne Michaels! Join us! Free! @tulaneu.bsky.social @nolanews.bsky.social @wwozneworleans.bsky.social @gambitweekly.bsky.social

Can some MAGA assholes also suffer serious medial issues?

True story: I once saw Telly Savalas swimming in a hotel pool. I took a photo. I then asked him to sign my copy of "The Great Brain." Super nice guy.

True story: I once saw Telly Savalas swimming in a hotel pool. I took a photo. I then asked him to sign my copy of The Great Brain. Super nice guy.

Your porn name is the combination of you having a shitty childhood and not many prospects in Hollywood

Great www.wsj.com/real-estate/...

What I find fascinating about The Wizard of Oz, beyond the film itself, is that many of the stars were born in the 1890s, and some as far back as the 1860s.

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What in the hell is the marketing budget for the movie “Hoppers”?!

I've been out of the dating scene too long! I guess "It is what it is" is not the proper response to the grapefruit sized goiter on my neck.

C'mon! I mean: Gillian Jacobs, Adam Scott, Bobby Moynihan, Bob Odenkirk, Rhea Seehorn, Laraine Newman, Judd Nelson, James Adomian, Julie Klausner, Justine Bateman, Jessica McKenna, Justin Michael, Eric Martin! www.amazon.com/dp/B07WHKFXY...

I can’t even watch documentaries on dinosaurs without feeling sad for those who are killed

Their future court-appointed lawyer at the World Court?

Is sheet music available for Mal Evans hitting an anvil with his hammer?

Give me a fucking break, Wash Po www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

One week from today! March 13, 2026 11:00 AM CT I'll be in conversation with comedy writer Simon Rich, SNL, Broadway, best-selling books, The New Yorker, Pixar! @tulaneu.bsky.social @wwozneworleans.bsky.social @johnmullahy.bsky.social @neworleansbookfair.bsky.social @neworleans.bsky.social

Ladies, I’m definitely DTF Poolesville Maryland. F means Fart right?

one Well, it finally happened. Split the seat of my jumpsuit while bending down to kiss a fan!

March 14, 2026 New Orleans! I'll be in conversation with The New Yorker's Susan Morrison about her terrific new book, a biography of Lorne Michaels, creator of Saturday Night Live! Join us! Don't cost nothin'!

The equivalent of a really lame band telling the audience "Okay! Everyone! Join in! Now!" and then there's total silence

Just a terrific guy. "I'm not a rapist! I'm a SEXUAL OFFENDER! Get it right!"

Check out the amazing work of Ghanaian artist Mr. Nana Agyq deadly-prey-gallery.myshopify.com

It divided no one, assholes

Prediction: Trump will blame the Iranians themselves for not rising up effectively enough, he'll say he "gave them a chance, the best chance you'll ever have," but didn't follow through, and see ya. Around the July 4th holiday.

What's this about a "clitoris"?

I’m a big fan of Lauren Adams. She was amazing in “Stanland” as Marrakesh the Owl. I consider myself lucky to have her involved in my next project, in which Chris Elliott is a man whose life collapses. I wrote the part especially for her. Look for it down the road from @thesonarnetwork.bsky.social

I’m a big fan of Lauren Adams. She was amazing in “Stanland” as Marrakesh the Owl. I consider myself lucky to have her involved in my next project, in which Chris Elliott is a man whose life collapses. I wrote the part especially for her. Look for it down the road from @thesonarnetwork.bsky.social

My interview with reclusive, comedic genius John Swartzwelder doinit.substack.com/p/john-swart...

My interview with reclusive, comedic genius John Swartzwelder doinit.substack.com/p/john-swart...

And then we never see him again.

Pinch me

Idea for a joke: I’m not sure yet but I’m going to say “SERIOUSLY?!!!!” really funny

So much for that Dow being at 50,000

Basically the excuse is that "we couldn't control Netanyahu, he was going to do it anyway, and once he were to do so, we'd be dragged into it at that point anyway, so we just said yes."

True that the upcoming Sam Mendes Beatles movies will include a fifth film? This one about Magic Alex?

Sure. Just after you suck my fucking nuts.

Now THIS is lazy. When you're writing a Steven Seagal film and can't come up with the name for a seedy bar so you just name it "Seedy Bar."

Not sure if you're aware of this, NY Post, or if you even care, but, um, Trump lies about everything, including this

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Looking for a book on comedy with a foreword by Judd Apatow. Thanks!

Breaking News! Mike Sacks Plus to be released soon!

It's war, you asshole. Americans just died. What else would you call it?

Vasectomy reveal party not as well attended as I would have liked