lmao

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

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are y'all ready for swatch to insta sell out of their AP collab which is probably some plastic pendent thing with an unrepairable and unserviceable movement

omg when did this get an actual dark mode

how does one just lose a whole ass ark of the covenant

this just reminded me of someone who said something like “you know chase utley was a philly hero because no one even clowned him for that soul patch” please do not grow a soul patch @ everyone

@jthutt.bsky.social gotta be an incredible day for you. godspeed!!

bit of personal news for this platform--fulfilled a childhood dream

M2 adjacent

Yes, we are tailgating today. It's going to be COLD.

trade a guitar today

Lauren and I will be making our triumphant return to the lots. I'd hate to be a lion in Philly anytime soon. Big game hunting starts now!

FIRST ANNUAL LES LIONS OF DETRWA AND THIRD ANNUAL FOOD DRIVE TAILGATE Nov. 16, M Lot • cuisses de grenouille • ratatouille • a secret third thing service begins at approximately 3pm, probably

@philatticus.bsky.social is gonna be the first three star experience in this city

The game: totally sucked. The day: a blessing to have spent time with @treblaw.bsky.social @philatticus.bsky.social @kayteeeoh.bsky.social and I’m so sorry I didn’t remember the name of others who told me their online handles irl (two fireball minis impact pre-damaged brains).

the French toast is inspired by a signature dish of Björn Frantzén and is not at all the French toast you may expect just fyi lol

My dad once said to me that the most relatable Seinfeld ever was when Frank got the opportunity to yell at Steinbrenner for fucking up the Yankees and he took it. "I'd have some things to say to Norman Braman and Joe Banner"

FIRST ANNUAL I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE JOE BANNER LET DAWK SIGN WITH THE BRONCOS MEMORIAL TAILGATE Oct. 5, M Lot • "grand tradition" french toast • clams casino • dinner dogs • veggie dogs for the herbivores • red rocks / red lots service will begin around 9am, give or take

Go birds. @philatticus.bsky.social is a king. Great seeing everyone today.

Me and AJ Feeley

FIRST ANNUAL ST. LOUIS RAM JAM AND A.J. FEELEY BREAKFAST MEMORIAL TAILGATE Sept. 21, M Lot • lamb • a secret second thing • dinner dogs • musical accompaniment service begins at 9am, more or less

go to dylan’s tailgate you wont be disappointed

23 hour warning!

Lot of cool people there. And also me. Come on dahln the Linc.

FIRST ANNUAL IMAGINE NOT WINNING SB59 IT COULDN'T BE US CELEBRATORY BANNER DAY TAILGATE Sept 4, M Lot • bison tomahawk • duck legs • lobster waking up on the banks of the Delaware • dinner dogs (and veggie dogs for the meat disinclined) service begins at 3pm, give or take

"I thought of Cream as sort of a jazz band, only we never told Eric"

kinda forgot how much this ripped

swapped SGs

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

Ozzy on pizza:

RIP

searched all over for this just for it to be in this week's new arrivals crate

Friday, finally

mail call

one of the great things about Derek Trucks (beyond being one of the greatest guitarists ever) is he just doesn't even pretend to want to sing

I am such a sucker for these 1:4 scale helmets

don't stop believing

also: got a new guitar

cowabunga dude

FYI first pizza tailgate will likely be July 19. got some kinks to work out (may need a smaller oven, gotta land on a dough recipe that won't get consumed by heat), but that's the tentative plan!

cannot tell you have brave I was getting this photo right next to the oven that had just been cranked to max so it cleans itself lol

pizza inspired by, allegedly, Brooklyn's finest slice

there we are

keep drinking that raw milk, bryce.

waiting for the oven to come to temp

a month late but finally getting the ole race bike serviced and ready

pizza pizza