This is also what Tool fans tell you

Supporters Shield, Red October, Oktoberfest… Will I make it through this day?

You ever just stop dead in your tracks and remember the Mets missed the playoffs

A baby’s 9-9-9

❤️ 10/3/61 - 8/10/99 ❤️

Also hates holding on to the ball apparently too

Sometimes I think we deserve our reputation as a dumbass fanbase.

Every time someone posts the Padres fans “that’s what’s in” clip I focus on a different loser in the group and laugh a little more again

They should make Butterfinger BB’s again

Alright yeah so… let’s not allow this to happen two seasons in a row.

I don’t know why I’m still wasting my time thinking about the Sixers but even if Daryl Morey is a nerd weirdo, I think we collectively as a fan base need to realize he’s pretty clearly being hamstrung by Josh Harris.

Say what you want about Daryl Morey but the Sixers have an owner more interested in his own pockets than doing the extra stuff it takes to win.

Josh Harris needs to sell the fucking Sixers man

“Seymour needs the toilet. His bladder is full. Full of urine!”

I’ll never understand why vet QBs not wanting to be mentors is acceptable, or at the very least not really frowned upon. You’re a teammate just like everyone else.

I’ve already seen people say that the league “sent out a memo” to keep Shedeur 3rd string. We’re just about at Tebowmania levels of delusion with this kid.

Imagine being in a commercial writers room and some dickhead is like "what if Jeff Bridges moved in with Zoe Saldana? Wouldn’t that be hilarious?”

I know Patullo hasn’t exactly made many fans so far in his short time as OC but for everyone clamoring for Mike McDaniel in 2026 - do you realize you’re implying that you’re already punting on this season? Teams that made a deep playoff run don’t typically make a change at OC unless the OC leaves.

All the reports of Tyreek Hill in oddly jovial spirits after a devastating injury kind of just hammer home the idea that he’s a complete psychopath

Gonna put it out there now that Aaron Glenn is the likeliest one and done HC right now. Unless Pete Carroll finally retires. Punting on 4th down with 7 minutes to go down two scores, that’ll quickly show you don’t belong.

Should be the Cy Young winner but they’ll give it to the golden boy in Pittsburgh who hasn’t pitched in a game with real stakes since he was in college

???

Everything progressives want to accomplish is impossible because it has to go through an impenetrable labyrinth of constitutional roadblocks and arcane legislative barriers and meanwhile Trump can say "movies cost twice as much now" and it's just "well I guess movies cost twice as much now".

Content creators tend to think any spectacle is defensible if they can say health and safety concerns have been attended to behind the scenes, but that’s not really it imho. Mr. Beast’s whole thing is that his subjects’ desperation for cash allows him—a wealthier person—to indulge his sadism.

I know Martino can be a Mets company man so this isn’t surprising stuff from him but why wouldn’t they even consider firing Mendoza? You’re really going to act like he had nothing to do their 3 month free fall?

When all these dweebs worked together 12 years ago did they all collectively decide to be terrible at clock management?

Mr. Bungle

Nothing the Niners love more than blaming others for their shortcomings

Nothing more depressing than the 60 Minutes opener jarring you back to real life after a day of watching ball

Plenty of legit criticism of the Eagles offensive coaching so far but I’m not really seeing it for the 2nd half this game. I think they just simply played pretty poorly. From Hurts, to Barkley to the OL. AJ even got blanketed.

Jauan Jennings writhing in pain on the ground and the announcer said “he’s slow to get up”. Brother he is on the ground screaming.

LOL METS

Good time for a play action bomb down field

Should the NFL ban shovel passes? My column:

I don’t know guys getting the feeling Carson Wentz might not be the one 🫤

Brian Daboll wants YOU to KNOW he benched Russ for Dart. He needs you to know that. Please know that.

Go Birds and also Go Reds

No thoughts. Just vibes.

Go Ducks

More like Garrett SUSSmeier

The one time I’ll ever root for the Washington Huskies

It doesn’t go unnoticed the mood change you see in Pat McAfee every time the subject of Ole Miss comes up. Google “Pat McAfee Ole Miss” for more!

So that’s why they got rid of Hip Hop. He knew too much.

I must be following all the wrong Phillies fans

Daryl Morey says he's crunching the spreadsheets with Copilot but the LLM keeps spitting back at him "Josh Harris went to Pedophile Island"

Saw an injured dog running along the road, stopped to try and help him and he ran off into a farm. So I guess I’ll be thinking about that the rest of the fuckin day.