joining the war on autism on the side of autism

I hope I don't get raptured mid-goon

Ban punts once you’ve crossed over the 50 yard line. It’s cowardice and you should feel bad.

“As Governor I would make sure [ICE agents] aren’t walking around masked in our state.” @mikiesherrill.bsky.social #NJGovDebate

Jordan Davis reached a top speed of 18.59 mph on his blocked FG return, the fastest speed by a player over 330 pounds since at least 2017. H/T nextgenstats/X

the philadelphia eagles are blessed by the angels and graced by the light of heaven. i'm sorry if this offends you but it is demonstrably true

Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021

Repeatedly handing off on 3rd & long when you have AJ & Devonta is a fireable offense.

Today on Bluesky

Go birds. @philatticus.bsky.social is a king. Great seeing everyone today.

birds should not run the Brian Johnson offense

Why can’t I simply drag and drop files to and from my phone?

Okay I looked it up. “w00t” is a bigoted slur against neurodivergent folks.

Here’s my question on the Kimmel situation. If this was a show independently produced and distributed on YouTube, like a comment by @pablo.show or @lexfridman.bsky.social. Does Google get the same pressure and would they pull the video?

imagine joking “i wouldnt give speeches in utah right now”

i believe i had this

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

Star Trek vs Stargate

if I were to be told "15% of Americans would think it would be better if you, personally, got shot in the neck" I'd be CONCERNED

Kinda wild that no one was like hey maybe let's not (a few Chiefs wore these)

I bet it's a UFL team, the league currently has 9 teams listed on it's website. If you add Vegas and make it a hub for Spring league football you get more use of the stadium and it fits well with Vegas being a tourist destination.

If I may suggest an improvement

What’s Mike McCarthy doing?

you know, in the 24 hours I was banned I had time to think about my actions. and so I want to say this to my followers and online community: poopoopeepee

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

hard to pay any attention to the news and not feel like i’m having a stroke

2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.” 2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”

But Black Dynamite, I incite my followers into political violence.

Hahaha bluesky deleted my post, and it also didn't send me an email or any kind of notification. So just so we're all clear I guess bluesky stealth censors now. They are apparently happy to, without consent or transparency, just quietly delete content from your account. 🤷‍♂️

Cool, so what is Apple doing with the voice data that contravenes EU law?

"they are going to use this against us." where you been, they are murdering black people in the streets for selling CDs, they are rounding up hispanic people for being at a home depot, they are sending people to foreign torture prisons for tweeting about Palestine. The terrain is SHIFTED

POLITICIANS AFTER VILE POLITICAL ACTIVIST IS SHOT: we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏 POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT: ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷

hey gang the penis inspector is here. no no he says it’s not weird

Look there's a lot to unpack here but I do want to take a second to point out that I knew he couldn't fucking draw.

v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚 Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to! Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇

You think you’re fully desensitized to him but every now and then he spews out something so vile it short circuits your defenses.

Week 1 SCORIGAMI !!

godDAMN

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public? Yeah, me neither. #ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP

Status alert: Tyreek Hill (has Tua at QB) headed to medical tent Sunday.

Seen in Rittenhouse Square, really creepy.

Me rn

Skeptical that this will improve my experience but it's worth a shot

So happy for @dsaraiya.bsky.social! First of many art shows to come.

I love this city. Go out, meet people, tailgate. Go Birds.

they can’t do this at eagles games bc legally that qualifies as entrapment