like that’s the literal context of what’s happening here

My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:

Ocean’s Eleven was released 24 years ago today 🎰

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

Polish Foreign Minister replies to Musk: 🇵🇱

One of the biggest drivers of high housing costs is that a small, highly motivated group of incumbent homeowners block new housing in their neighborhoods and almost no one is organized to push back. Young people bear the brunt of that imbalance. Be a housing fan.

Don’t miss this Philly folks, Taskmaster is incredible TV and I can’t wait to see it live.

Take your boys out to see the Christmas Tree lighting. @phillyjames.bsky.social

Goddammit

I have a bottle of Will Levis’s “PARFUM DE MAYONNAISE”, it’s actually not as bad as you'd think.

This is amazing. This guy gets it.

Mad Men 4K

Get ready for a magical day in #CenterCity! 🎄✨ Our special holiday edition of Open Streets: West Walnut is happening NEXT SUNDAY, December 7. Stroll, shop, and socialize on car-free streets while enjoying festive entertainment. More information: https://bit.ly/4onuMBf

Shame this didn't get the attention it deserved, Mad Men is one of my favorite series.

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

In case anyone needs to see it a few more times.

The fact that there’s no gifs available of the commercial is criminal. Not so much I’d do anything about it, but I really wish someone else would.

Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved. Don't look up!

look i think if your bomb ends up being uxo in lebanon it belongs to lebanon now

lol what on earth

“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”

didn’t think I’d get to use this this quickly but here we are

KELLEN!

the philadelphia eagles

Bro I don’t want the FBI knocking on my door

Love to treat Philadelphians like some kind of sociological freaks at the zoo for booing as if it's better ... not to care?

Go Birds

so funny that the bills ravens and chiefs all decided to do a silly one in the same season

BUMP

A furby would kill a labubu in unarmed combat

The Lions and Vikings had a showdown for the No. 1 seed last year. This year, both are on track to miss the playoffs.

Thankful for Philadelphia this year, happy to call it my home.

I just saw this guy live, I would love to hear @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz thoughts.

I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS. AHAHAHAHAHA

1. Dream Theater “A Change of Seasons” 2. Sleep “Dopesmoker” 3. Joywave “Somebody New” 4. Porcupine Tree “Fear of a Blank Panet” 5. George Michael “Faith”

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

"Please, sir, can I just afford eggs?" "No, but how about Rush Hour 5?"

bump

DEVONTA SMITH.

Kevin Patullo heard you guys asking for AJ Brown and now he's gonna make you smoke the entire pack of AJ Brown.

Got so many Go Birds even in the FLL airport this morning. Go Birds 🦅

trump today

Grand opening, grand closing. X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.

he just came from his tenement apartment on 4th street and is on his way to meet Allen Ginsburg for evening festivities

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

People need to realize that government agencies facing repeated budget cuts have already trimmed all of the obvious and easy to trim fat. You can't assume there is more because Reagan assured you governments are inherently wasteful.