[Four of the ugliest dickbags you’ve ever seen farting so hard the curtains billow] here’s how to be pretty like us

oh you mean the law that kept health insurance companies fat and happy while she made hundreds of millions off insider trading? yeah cool man that’s a cool way to talk about a politician.

These baseball players are nuts, and it really sucks how much American sports is just filled by rich spoiled white guys.

"You don't need a trillion dollars to be a weird eugenicist, man. Take a look at my cousin."

I don’t think there’s enough of an outrage around the fact that the Iranian World Cup team is not allowed to stay in the US so they have to leave after every game and go to Mexico.

“People have been asking me for a clear answer for a long, long time, so here it is: Yes, all 86 episodes of the show end with Tony Soprano dying,” the seven-time Emmy winner says in a newly released director’s cut of the behind-the-scenes documentary Wise Guy: David Chase And The Sopranos

@EvanDrellich tweeted News: the Home Run Derby is ditching the clock. MLB is reviving the "outs" system in this year's derby, which hasn't been around since 2014. 1st round: 20 swings 2nd and 3rd: 15 hacks On your last pitch each round, swing til you don't go deep. https://t.co/YGGlHWM23V

You gotta admit this is some tremendous content

Unfuckingbelievable. Trea turns elementary plays that high schoolers make into adventures

If you told a Prussian 100 years ago that he and a Bavarian were a single ethnicity he'd kill you with an axe

Painter's failures aren't the biggest issue. The issue is that the Phillies have had no backup plan for his spot since before he tore his UCL in spring training 2023.

Fascists are a dime a dozen in America but this dude is a full-on Nazi.

Kennedy is upset that an anti-vaxx paper has been retracted. Here is the author of that paper.

Out on a run and came across a couple having a break up. The woman yelled that the guy cared more about “his YouTube videos” than her. Fully expected it to be some Andrew Tate shit until he sheepishly said “trains mean so much to me but you’ve never understood that”

I love this idea. I want to see MLB players look into a TV camera and say “Thank you, Rob Schneider.”

“os(jerk)off” is just sad, man. the guy produced “washed up psycho bette midler” and “tedious smokey the bear commercials”. it’s like watching manning in 2015 except von miller isn’t there to win it for him

Getting a consortium together who wants to buy Crystal Palace with me and take the club away from Josh Harris x.com/Reuters/stat...

Trump came to the brink of unleashing horrific destruction on Iran's civilian infrastructure simply because he was tired of being briefed on how we were losing every day, & once he was denied that he checked out even more. It is the most pathetic performance of any world leader in memory

So cool that a product of MLS, Lionel Messi, is doing this on the world stage

I heard your dad went into the backrooms and visited all the backrooms and they had to close the backrooms.

I can not imagine a worse industry to "do your own research" on than cryptography

And no that same system will never be turned against the fascists.

when I got laid off from Vice, I later found out that members of the c-suite had awarded themselves bonuses that were higher than my annual salary. I hope that answers your question.

During a ballet performance of “Romeo and Juliet” in Izmir, Turkey, a cat unexpectedly joined the actors in the final scene of the show and completely stole the show with its antics.

Newsom spent the last year working to prove he's an across-the-aisle guy who can work with — and befriend — even fascists. This is what it got him. This is why you don't associate with them in any capacity whatsoever.

Gabriel Rincones Jr., who used The Cranberries' "Zombie" as his walk-up music, homered in his first AB at Citizens Bank Park. His first big-league hit.

Keep Kevin Long away from Rincones

"I have gone irreparably insane."

They just barely sneak in but the Phils can confidently call themselves a top-30 offense

Israeli forces killed seven-year-old Zeina Al-Habeel’s father and younger brother while they were filling up water containers on their rooftop. Four Palestinians were killed by Israeli strikes and gunfire in Gaza on Monday.

@philliesguy.bsky.social I didn't forget about you! 27th in runs per game 28th in runs 28th in team OPS 29th in team OPS+ 28th in hits 9th-most strikeouts

it doesn't need to be an entirely destructive act; you can leave a bit of the framework standing, as a convenient place to chain up gibbets

There’s no such thing as competent fascists. If they were competent they wouldn’t be fascists. It’s a smash and grab, it’s not built to last.

But the athletes are, indeed, *worth way more* than they are paid! The billionaires impose those salary caps, get anti-trust exemptions, and share revenue to limit their downside risk. (The world's most virulent capitalists suddenly get reeeeal socialist when it only benefits them.) 2/5

You do not have to feel bad for Jalen Brunson, who's rich as hell and a champion forever. But as the MLB labor situation deteriorates over the summer you'll start hearing about how greedy the players are -- always the owners' playbook -- and I urge you not to buy it for one dumb second. 5/5

oh my god I would lose my shit

⚡️🇨🇮 OFFICIAL: Yan Diomande, FIFA Man of the Match on his debut at World Cup at 19 years old! -Most touches (80) -Most chances created (5) -Most duels won (11) -Most progressive carries (15) -Most passes in attacking 3rd (22)

we've done this now every weekend and i think your default should always be skepticism

incredibly funny to see that british try to defend “european” food against mexican food by saying it “pairs better with wine” yeah and guess what pairs well with everything, big dog? coca-cola. these colors don’t run.

i hope no one leaves the cake out in the rain

Oh yeah, this is clearly a defeat. We threw away $30bn+, plus whatever danegeld we're paying, plus 15 American lives, plus a whole bunch of airframes, plus we antagonized a lot of other states, in order to put Iran in a stronger strategic position than they were when we started. Absolute disaster.

lmfao the simulated radar projects a severe thunderstorm directly over DC during the fight

Côte d'Ivoire is a Philly team now so I need everyone to lock in for 7 o’clock with me.

4th time today alone this guy has asked me about masturbating in response to me making a point about baseball. Creepy and weird.

@philliesguy.bsky.social hey bud do me a favor - send me a reminder tomorrow to check on where the Phils rank in OPS and runs/game tomorrow. Wanna make sure Baseball Reference is updated before I continue to educate you.