Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

The bombs weren't dropped and the Flyers are up 4-1 against the Devils. Not a bad end to the day.

Getting Foerster and Martone for the home stretch has been so good for the Flyers.

Like. Come on. Science is cool, and scientists are cool

That's a good win by the Phillies tonight.

Dan Hurley looks like Eric Young. If I have to see it, so do you.

Guess who just got a job offer? THIS GUY!!!

David Bell will never see the gates of heaven.

Good Philadelphia sports day.

The Phillies are winning 10-1 vs. Colorado. Meanwhile, down on the farm:

It's the Rockies, but this is the Nola I've missed.

We've got Nola a bunch of runs. He better hold this lead.

Now THIS is fun baseball.

Interview today went well and my pain level is actually manageable today, so things are looking up!

Please consider helping me replace my Little Library that has seen better days. Photo from when I first installed it.

If this was a just world, the Flyers would be winning this game 6-2 and Porter Martone would have 4-5 points. Of course, we all know that this world is terrible, so... 4-2 loss.

This damn team...

BREAKING NEWS: NHL refs forced to admit they made a terrible call against the Flyers.

ACAB includes refs.

That's a damn goal.

If this game isn't some country fried bullshit, then I don't know what it is.

Tyson is back. Love to see it.

Martone is buzzing around the net so far. First goal is coming tonight.

Pam Bondi is going to be attorney general of a nice farm upstate.

My neck and every joint in both my legs feel like they're on fire. Really fun when you're trying to do gig work and can hardly walk without feeling like you're going to scream in pain. I really need this interview on Friday to go well, or I'm screwed.

How can you not love baseball?

Good work rookie!!

I repeat:

Bitches love Sosa!!

Kruk: "Don't help him." Trea: *swings at the first pitch outside the zone and pops up*

He's got the stuff. 5.1 innings, eight strikeouts. I'll take it.

1-2-3 top of the first with a strikeout. Can't ask the kid for more than that. Now get him some runs.

Alright Andrew Painter. Let's see what you've got.

Watched this. Loved it. You all should watch it too.

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

Lololol eat shit Duke!!

Hook it up to my veins.

It's the most wonderful day of the college basketball season. Duke is done.

Hold on, Vegas fired their head coach and brought in Torts?? Oh, this is going to be a disaster.

I thought I was open-minded but I can’t view this with anything but revulsion. Imagine rooting for the Mets. In public!

Nimmo can sit on a pineapple.

If you can, please check out what I've done so far! Let me know if you'd want me to bring it back and if there's any improvements or comments that you have. I'd love to hear what you have to say! www.greatsportsreplay.com

Hello everyone! I am thinking about bringing back a very ambitious project of mine: The Great Sports Replay. It's essentially a replay of as many sports as possible from the start of the 20th century until today.

Can't win all 162. At least they looked better in the ninth.

Two hits!

One hit? One god damn hit?