Knowing the Sixers' luck, he's going to lose his whole hand.

One job, Arizona. You had one job.

You know I can't stand the Mets when I'm rooting for Arizona to win tonight. The Diamondbacks can fuck right off too, but they're not the Mets.

So a shooting where only detainees were killed and no ICE agents were wounded is "Anti-ICE?" LOL.

At least the Dodgers lost, too. Magic number for a bye is down to 1.

READ THE ROOM GUYS

Drew Mukuba is doing just fine and no rational person would think that you could put that man back on your team and ask him to be a "depth piece". Not a good idea. Seems like a fun guy to play with, thanks no thanks.

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Oh man, I'm sure the people that celebrated his "cancelling" are taking this very well and have measured and thought out responses to this.

Remember when the Giants said the Eagles "Disrespected the game?" Sure, it was an old head coach that said it, but look at what they've done since!!

You could have shown me 100 headshots, and this is the last one I'd pick for that name.

He just wanted to be able to watch the rest of the Charlie Kirk memorial service.

Just like we drew it up.

It's so much fun. I love beating Wonder Boy.

Imagine being touted as boy genius HC for years just to get constantly beat by the dumbest, most annoying idiot you’ve ever met.

Final update: Red Zone was victorious!!!

The Red Zone watching will continue!

Apparently, all I had to do was switch channels. I shall keep watching Red Zone.

This is the kind of punch in the face that this team needs to. Get their asses humbled a little bit.

As long as no one else gets hurt, I'll consider that a win.

Isaiah Rodgers has more touchdowns today than the Eagles.

I'm putting red zone on.

Booooooooooooo

Worst first half since that playoff game in Tampa.

Fire this pathetic excuse of an offensive coordinator at halftime.

Oh look, another inside zone run.

Not like that!

Can the offense remember that AJ Brown is on the team?

Just some guy pressing the "ask Madden" button for the call.

I miss Kellen Moore.

I have a bad feeling about this one.

That push off was much more blatant than anything done on the tush push.

Go Birds

RIP to Bernie Parent. Still the best goalie in Flyers history.

He looks like he hasn't slept in months.

*America is falling apart at the seams* -Senate Democrats: "Man, someone should really do something about this."

FUCKING DO SOMETHING THEN YOU USELESS TOAD.

Shohei Ohtani’s 5 no-hit innings and 2-for-5 with his 50th HR in a loss might be the most Tungsten Arm O'Doyle shit of all time

Ohtani is sitting in the dugout thinking he's back on the Angels after this game.

in all honesty though Shohei should be allowed to kill someone.

This Phillies team is different, man. We did some Tungsten Arm O'Doyle stuff to Ohtani and the Dodgers tonight.

True once again today.

Beat them so bad that they have serious loser energy.

Sure seems like ESPN has been given their marching orders. Top two stories on their website right now. What a joke.

The ‘y’ stands for yeah they beat the Mets’ asses

lol Treinen took another L

First team to clinch their division. Five and a half up on a bye in the playoffs. Let's go Phils!

So the Phillies beat themselves, the Dodgers and the umpires tonight and have won the NL East pennant for the second straight season. Well done. Step one is done.

Here we go again.