i'm gonna get season tickets now

the flyers just hate me I guess

Pride Fest is underway!

Who's gonna be at the pride game tonight? 👀

not the official @mlb.com account commenting like this on heated rivalry tiktoks after letting clayton kershaw put a bible verse on his pride hat on national TV

Very Phillies of them to do this

I miss when the greyhound drivers would see no one has a ticket for the Doylestown stop and just go straight to Philly from Allentown

It's everyone's favourite vaguely threatening mascot, Gritty!

Well, now that that's over..... can't wait to go watch the Flyers get absolutely pummeled by the Lightning tomorrow night!

I don't even like sports.

they got the birds game on at the greyhound station hell yeah

the eagles did not destroy tom brady in the greatest super bowl of our time just so i would have to listen to his commentary during an eagles game years later

We have our principles and we stick by them Go birds

Whenever Philly's version of Mamdani wants to make themselves known, I'm so ready for it btw

NBCSP posted AI slop on here for game day and they're getting yelled at lol Go Birds

in Philadelphia they don’t say “I love you”, they say “Go Birds”, which roughly translates to “if the Eagles don’t win today I am going to run headfirst into traffic on 95”, and I think that’s beautiful.

🗣️ GO BIRDS!

I still get the student discount texts for Flyers tickets and it just sent out for tomorrow's game with the note that you can only buy 2 tickets per transaction (usually it's up to 4) so hell yeah that means everyone's going to pride night tomorrow 😌

the red sox told me they kept trading third basemen so i asked how many third basemen they have and they said they just go to the free agent market and get a new third baseman afterwards so i said it sounds like they’re just feeding third basemen to other teams and then wally started crying.

i didn't even know the half of it

"If the Flyers want to be in the playoff race, they have to—" For why? To get bounced in the first round? I couldn't care less about the playoffs this season.

Hey, so I walked away from the TV some time in the second period... what the fuck happened?

I hope these two teams are so totally sick of each other on Monday lol

Why stop at weighted blankets? Put a boulder on me.

pride game mention :)

oh my lord

Hathaway on Howe Hatty watch? 👀

boy really did come ready to battle!

all the flyers are broken :(

if you're surprised to learn that the Winter Olympics are just a month away, don't worry, you're not alone, the people building all the venues in Italy also appear to be surprised the Olympics are just a month away

Off to my last shift at this store and then I move to Philly next week 😌

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

Every time I hear something about AJ Brown, I think of this video I saw on Instagram of some guy calling a pizza place or something in Philly like: "Hey, are you guys AJ Brown?" "Excuse me?" "Are you AJ Brown?" "... Ohhhhh, yeah we're open."

This must be what it felt for neutrals to watch Super Bowl 59

. @oregonduckfootball.bsky.social What were you all spending that Nike money on, textbooks?

Max Kepler will do cow steroids not approved for human use but won’t get vaxxed.

well his name isn't vax kepler

The Phillies having a reputation of Guys on PEDs and still getting knocked out in the first round every year feels like a very Philly Sports type of curse

Taking "performance enhancing" drugs when your performance is that bad is like multiplying 0 x 0. It's like taking Adderall and turning on your Switch like, no no no, dw as soon as it hits I'll do my laundry I swear

Must’ve been taking the Temu PEDs or something ffs

did kepler know that he needed to like…make contact before his muscles are useful?

….Max Kepler was on PEDs and still played like that?

NW: Nicht der Homosexuelle ist pervers, sondern die Situation, in der er lebt [It Is Not The Homosexual Who Is Perverse, But The Society In Which He Lives]

Boar's Head is done. Finished. They have obviously cut out all their food safety standards and even if some of the food they're making isn't contaminated, none of it is safe.

i watched all of their tiktoks and they all made me cry i love community i love people i love humanity i love connecting over food and sharing culture and the human spirit

I need this version of hockey twitter back so badly

Boar's Head, again. Listeria, again. Pecorino cheese

damn leafs