can’t believe my cat is more popular than i am

I promised my son we would all be a family again "when the Knicks win the Finals." Please, Knicks, I need you to do me a solid and throw this series.

I wrote a whole book about baseball teams’ fraught relationship to pride nights and ya know what? Performance is better than the opposite

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

If anyone sees this dumb lil guy in West Philly lmk Pogo got out yesterday. He's a former street cat and has been known to follow people several blocks and try to invite himself inside so we're not ruling out that someone brought him in, but most likely he's wandering around looking for shade

Men will literally blame all their problems on Brandon Marsh instead of going to therapy

"And we're headed to overtime!" No! I'm headed to BED!

I hate it here I hate hockey I hate the NHL I hate Mark Stone I hate John Tortorella I hate Carter Hart I hate Vegas I hate

That fall was comical lol

Chuck Fletcher belongs in prison

SHAYNE MY BOY

If that's a goal, I'm going to bed

SHOUTING NO AT THE TELEVISION WORKS

Y'all hear that? Advance the puck

It's time for my annual reminder that if your library is doing Pride stuff and you like it, go ahead and let them and their bosses know you like it, because the people who *don't* like it definitely are

Eat shit, Carter Hart

If I speak, I am in big trouble

What To Know About ‘Backrooms’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-backrooms/

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

DON’T BLINK OR YOU’LL MISS IT. But sometimes it’s all you can do. A mixed media piece featuring @crisanchez30_ . I used a photo I took from a game he pitched it, and use the clone stamp in photoshop to remove him from the mound.

it took four years but nick castellanos has finally embraced the culture of philadelphia (being hot and unemployed in your thirties)

Gov Shapiro: let's give $30 million to more drunk drivers leaving the stadiums and $0 for SEPTA improvements

RING THE FUCKING BELL

Thank you Chasers

Happy Pride 🌈

can I say something?

happy pride, shoutout as always to the 1978 gilbert baker pride flag which had pink and turquoise stripes for SEX AND MAGIC AND ART, and in this house we support gay sex and gay magic and gay art

A few years ago, in response to a radio caller, ex-Phillie & proud meathead Ricky Bottalico went on a mini rant that of course there were gay players in the clubhouse, that he’d had gay, bi or queer teammates, & anyone who didn’t think so had their head up their ass.

I just think that for Pride Month, as a treat, I should be invited to a job interview or two

It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.

Baseball is for everyone. Happy Pride Month, Bucco fans! 🌈🖤💛

we can stop doing pride graphics when the ig comments stop immediately filling with the most annoying homophobic dorks in the universe

if you can't handle me at my worst (Posting), you don't deserve me at my best (Logged off)

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

friendly reminder that this is what pride without kink looks like

Heads up ya'll! with Bluesky rolling out moderation crack down in their new update, please consider enabling "adult content" under your moderation tab in settings. Not so you can have porn on your feed, but to ensure that you can still see posts with the word "stupid" and "hell" in it-

I've been on injections for like five months and I still freak out about them so I think I'm just going to detransition like this is bullshit I don't want to do this for the rest of my life

My mom finally switched from google to duckduckgo, and has already substituted "ask the Duck" for "google it" No notes

The World Cup is about celebrating exotic host nation cultures

Oh good Lord, we're doing another round of the stupid "hahaha Americans don't WALK anywhere" regarding the World Cup which could be easily solved by looking at the Met Life Stadium in a map and seeing why everyone is saying you can't really walk there (hint. It's not cause we're lazy)

I... think Patagonia is right?

There have been any number of other issues but the primary trouble for Montreal these playoffs is that Carolina are very good.

Thrown out at home is one of my favorite baseball plays. All that work, and you get nothing—just like real life.

I'm a Zillennial and my best friend growing up had a dad who was a Boomer. There are plenty of people having kids well out of the 20s

i was such an avid reader of stuff i did not even get CLOSE to understanding as a kid and all it did was make me read more, and ask more questions about the world. there's a concerted effort from almost every consolidated power on this planet to make people less curious!!!!

Just saw this on the other place and had to share it here because it’s such a sweet story about Duran 🥹

types of mutual on social media: * your buddy you riff with all the time * someone you used to riff with but are pretty sure has you muted at this point * person you admire who followed you back somehow and gives you a jumpscare every time they like a post * we interacted one time years ago

FTFY

🧹🧹🧹 #RingTheBell