What the hell? What the absolute fuck??

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Trevor Zegras is so automatic in the shootout... Ridiculous.

and once again, the Flyers are headed to

no please i don't want overtime hockey

the thing about me is not that i have a little soupçon of OCD, it’s that through years of research i’ve found The Pattern. this causes many clinical therapists to become jealous

I need to wake up at 5am for work

The way my roommate and I just screamed at Hozier appearing

The Hughes bros, Megan Keller, and Hilary Knight on SNL with Connor Storrie

what is snl's obsession with high school skits?

bluesky clippy: hey there! you seem to be mad at something but not the person you’re yelling at. would you like some help self-regulating?

i haven't slept and forgot it was pokemon day

It appears I'm late to this news but wtf do you mean they're having Quinn Hughes on the night that Connor Storrie hosts SNL?

This Pokemon evolves into Eugene Levy

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

that's right folks, the Flyers are once again going to

Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.

Least productive man at coffee shop stares into his mug of tea and wonders if he'll ever do anything worth while ever again

YOU’RE NO BETTER cover reveal!! My YA thriller about an autistic trans boy struggling w/ the legacy of his serial killer father in the age of true crime… is HERE!! (Check out the link for more!) Thank you to @egallagher.bsky.social for another amazing piece 💕 bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3...

I also still have copies I’m selling, if you’re looking for one! (Buying books from the author lets the author keep the profit)

Wholeheartedly agree with Steph here. I know so many people who've stepped away in recent years and I completely understand why. But we change things by being here and being loud about it. By creating our own communities within the broader hockey community. By pushing for change in the sport we love

the absolute joy that cats get from just jumping into boxes is honestly so inspiring

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

there is a difference between a binder and a sports bra but as someone who hated so many binders and used so many sports bras, people who like sports bras for any reason should not feel good about this imo

This story was fun to write bc it’s mostly older trans guys being like “we used to bind uphill both ways in the snow” But in all seriousness, binding used to be the wild west. Duct tape, electrical tape, ACE bandages. Now we have good products. But the FDA is cracking down on those. Read more:

Also I forgot to officially call out so I hope they count me telling everyone all day yesterday and Saturday not to expect me in on Monday as a call out lol

I sent snow photos to my dad and he was like "Wow! You guys got a lot more than us up in the Poconos" and I am ripping my hair out

they need to import this to the Stanley Cup playoffs, watching hockey players be handed stuffed animals while they seethe is the new funniest thing in the world

I would simply love to have a job that doesn't make my back hurt and spend my nights wondering if this is just the rest of my life

if you've ever honked your horn in anger while driving you're going to hell. if you are wondering why this isn't mentioned in the bible, it's because they didn't have cars back then

A coworker asked if he'd see me tomorrow and I laughed and said no, I'm calling out and he asked if I wasn't feeling well and I was like, dude... the storm... it's actively snowing... we are in a declared emergency of some kind(s)

Olympic hockey overtime rules: - three skaters per team - if captured by a Temple Guard, a skater may surrender a Pendant of Life - if they have no Pendant of Life, the skater is removed from the Temple - if a skater recovers the Relic, all members of the team win a pair of British Knights - if a s

that’s an oxymoron

Thank you, Life360, for letting me know my roommate is circling the block looking for street parking

WE'RE SO BACK

If I get another notification about the snow storm, I am actually going to have a breakdown lol

I'm not reposting my own posts for clout. I'm reposting my own posts for attention. It's called loneliness, maybe you've heard of it

welcome to bluesky, where the discourse is made up and the likes don't matter

it’s even dumber than that

I love when corporations view success as a problem! This broadcast is too good, we must intervene!

Ordered a print imMEDIATELY

Unique Forms of Continuity in Space, by Umberto Boccioni, 1913, (cast 1931 or 1934), 📸 by Wang Zhao

when my roommate says "Idk what I'm gonna do when the Olympics are all over and I don't have that to put on all day!"

Working the unstable retail schedule and never knowing what day of the week it is was a lot easier to be okay with before starting weekly injections