"The Penguins are doomed. They can just pick which end of the state they want to be buried." DAMN RIGHT AL!!!

Flyers win but I forgot my iPad at work so phone art time!!! #ignitetheorange

flyers in four never a doubt

this just reminded me of someone who said something like “you know chase utley was a philly hero because no one even clowned him for that soul patch” please do not grow a soul patch @ everyone

FEEL THR WRATH OF PLAYOFF RISTO

Gritty just beat up a Penguin costume and then picked up the costume and threw it down from the upper level. So that happened.

It’s the Playoffs. Let Gritty have a gun.

Blow your paycheck like a well-informed citizen. https://store.theonion.com/products/infowars-mashup-logo-cotton-tote-copy

Poll: Is your baseball team good rn? Like for no. Repost for no. Reply for no.

An extreme fear of flight. Flyers vs Penguins tonight in PHILADELPHIA Based on Saul Bass’s poster for Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘Vertigo’

I need my job to stop scheduling me exclusively for closing shifts. I have a lot of important hockey to watch

i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny

Now why did just realizing tonight is Gritty's first playoff game make me emotional?

I've been off work for five days but I have to go back today. Wish me luck.

All the more reason to love Mamdani

geese we will not be having discourse about

I still can't believe Porter Martone is doing this

MARTY

the gays keep discovering louder songs

When a cat is sleepin' real hard and you pet her and she makes a little "activation noise" rt if you agree

went to infowars.com to check out the new editorial bent and i can't tell if it's parody yet or not

The stars truly aligned for me and gave me a whole thread of people arguing over a) if the "j" is actually silent or not, and b) whether "marijuana" or "mary jane" came first, right as the edible started hitting

four twenty ? oh like french counting ?

me looking at the bong:

Or, how about I post what I want to post, when I feel like it, and you don't have to follow. Sound good to you?

Walking up to the Javits and I already see a Flyers hat in the mob of people

Porter Martone, folks. Have you heard about this guy?

I understand now. The Phillies are sacrificing themselves for the Flyers. I forgive them.

BIG SIGH OF RELIEF

THE BABY SCORED

I am so ready to be out of New York. Noah fence but idk how y'all live here

You can’t chant “Flyers Suck”. It’ll make the Flyers feel at home.

At BookCon in NYC and I just saw someone in a Crosby jersey guys I can't escape this

Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside-Out In Horrific New 'Juno' Position

Looks we love

my Beloved

even though the flyers are doing fun stuff i’m still excited for baseball to start next month

Scheduled Philadelphia Phillies failure!

Having the kind of night where I'm looking up what planets are in retrograde

phylli cheesesteak

AI will never be dumb in the same way as me, therefore it will never be as funny as I am

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

Well I’m glad to see someone at blue sky HQ finally took my advice and got rid of this website’s most controversial feature: the posts

Seems like a skill issue.

Turns out vibe coding is pretty useful for something: Preventing doomscrolling