BALL DON'T LIE

Officials in Sixers-Rockets did NOT call this goaltend... then declared it a jump ball on the ensuing loose ball play for an "inadvertent whistle"... WOOF. Inexcusable.

of course it's just old white men taking it down

Philly's mural artists have an opportunity here

Hey I don't think it's good for society that we have betting markets on if people are criminally prosecuted

Gonna start displaying RAM chips like they're Funko Pops

I'm sure this will go extremely well for DOJ

The problem with JD Vance is, to quote Krusty the Clown, that the pie gag is only funny when the sap's got dignity, and everyone can tell that Vance has no dignity. Everything comes off as skin-crawlingly inauthentic no matter what the context is. It's like watching someone try to wear a skin suit.

what

One of the reasons I am so insistent that everyone remember that only 22% of the US population voted for Trump is that the Christian Nationalists want the myth of a mandate in circulation. We need to reject it. They never had a mandate, and their coalition is shrinking.

June

Well somebody said "defund the police" in 2020, the year they won the House, the senate, and the presidency, so you can understand their difficulties

Villanova University closed this morning after receiving a threat targeting one of its academic buildings. Officials have said to avoid the campus.

Yeah I just take it, free market

the local police could really use an F-35

the last mayor did a crypto rugpull

I don't think we've fully conceived or comprehended how much lasting damage 9/11 has done and continues to do to this country

President Bitch

Admiral McDermott steps down www.thedrawplay.com/comic/admira...

I think the problem is mostly the Sirianni dynamic and enough's been put out in circles that nobody wants to deal with it anymore

i want a “we talked to these people in a diner” story where the reporter just makes shit up. what do you think about donald trumps plan to dig a tunnel to china? do you agree with trumps initiative to turn the moon into a jurassic park?

clogging the toilet is technically a mechanical issue

Jones: All you do is keep people fearful because you get paid 45 million a year to keep people fearful so they don’t pay attention to the CEOS taking their healthcare. You don’t care about the American people. You want them to be afraid of immigrants because all you have is fear.

And you know who was dressed in that Santa suit? That's right, Donovan McNabb

My first real awareness of Philly sports was probably... '91, '92. That was a bad time

When I was in school we’d have posters of Shaq and Vince Carter drinking milk and now it’s like hey want to see this weird looking person who gets paid to make your uncle racist

maybe y'all should've figured this part out before setting all the money in the world on fire idk

go on

The Rape Administration

Notre Dame lmao

I have ascended to heaven like Elijah

windiana

Meanwhile Cignetti looks like Gary Larson drew him

cookies are good (HIT THE LIKE BUTTON NOW)

The tour guide at the Everglades just asked us where we are from and we said Ohio and a bunch of people booed us

it is -10 here today. I was supposed to go do a volunteer shift standing outside loading groceries into people’s cars to deliver to families stuck at home. just got a call not to come in because they have too many volunteers already. if you were wondering if the cold would stop us.

The "Fuck your Feelings" crowd has expressed a *lot* of feelings lately

Happy MLK day, now let me put out in this trailer how we tried to low ball our longest tenured Black talent.

Eagles have a chance to do the funnest thing

dudes rock

We need to make Minnesota proud

Why are you guys this way lol

There is no rule that says you have to throw the ball

CJ Stroud has a ceiling

CJ Stroud has a ceiling

come on man

This dork would piss his pants if you looked at him wrong

and what else. what else do you want to do in your "freedom city"

bo nix and sam darnold have more playoff wins than justin herbert