pls venezuela pls

this is a national health issue

robo-umps will reduce blood pressure nationwide

i love umps calling balls and strikes it’s so cool how they can’t do it and fuck up key moments

is the universe inherently evil is it

FUCK BASEBALL YOU ARCHAIC FUCKS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CALL

if we get a usa/italy final i’m gonna throw up

i love umps calling balls and strikes it’s so cool how they can’t do it and fuck up key moments

COME ON DR DO THE THING

just to reiterate, the USA jerseys are dogshit

come on DR do the thing

VAMO

SIT DOWN JUDGE

john smoltz needs to john the smoltz up

BIG MOMENT

i blame tatis

fucking why

AYYY ESTADOS UNIDOS I GOT YOUR K K K RIGHT HERE

ESOOOOOOOOOO

VAMO DR 🇩🇴

you're damn right i'm rooting for the red, white, and blue (the dominican republic)

this is now an espanol hablo-ing account

this is a major league roster so it’s not the biggest upset ever but still enormous for venezuela

are they paying players to talk about the olympics

as much as i’ve been clamoring for a DR/japan final, DR/venezuela would absolutely fuck

oh shiiiiit venezolanos came to play

oof

power play more like poopoo play

oh shiiiiit venezolanos came to play

imagine getting mad at denver barkey

vladar’s skate almost ripped a dude’s balls open

the russians are chirping

it really is amazing how completely i dumped provorov out of my brain probably helped that his era in philly was a shitty one but still, this dude was a cornerstone of my favorite team and i was just like bye felicia

not a major imo

still pissed we’re never gonna have a lineup with brink, bump, bonk, and barkey

wtf they can’t show replays??

why do sports hate me

if we get a usa/italy final i’m gonna throw up

vamo pr

AY NENE

you're damn right i'm rooting for the red, white, and blue (the dominican republic)

oh canada

christopher sanchez you are the manchez

christopher sanchACE

DR is just scary

i’m ready to baseball

ez win

gotta score

AHHH