I say this as a dude, but can we get dudes to stop talking? I'm listening to a panel and this man hasn't come up for air for over 5 minutes. This is the longest run on sentence I've ever heard and there have been at least 10 topics covered.

This couple is on a date and they are taking up so much space. He's man spreading so much his leg is almost touching mine. I seriously want to loudly say "As someone in possession of a big dick, I can tell you that if you were well hung you wouldn't need to sit like this..."

...did I miss a memo that we're all gonna watch/listen/speakerphone in public at max volume with no listening devices?

Two people sitting next to me are scrolling TikTok without headphones and I hope their shoes are forever filled with unseen LEGO pieces.

IBS tonight? IBS tonight, queen?

I have a silly question based on that annoying thread. Are straight people, as a whole, uncomfortable when gay (men?) call ourselves f*gg*ts?

Have you ever thought about the ecology of Paradise? As in how often it gets shown as Arcadian pastures but there's a whole cycle of death and life that sustains that that is not gonna be there.

WELL THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY. THANK YOU. I'VE HAD MY FILL NOW AND WOULD LIKE TO STOP. ARE THE CISTERCIANS ACCEPTING NEW APPLICANTS?!!!

oh no, I had dessert and now my tummy hurts.

That three cues thing has me thinking about a comments fight I just ran into which is a month old. Basically it's doing the "chronically late people are disrespectful" vs "you're ableist for being mad I'm ten minutes late" thing. Again+

Apparently, right before COVID hit, I had an idea on a conference call of Anastasia, after Cinderella III, goes into Fairy Godmother training.

Quote posting because I'm thinking of fiction and don't want to derail the original thread. I'm working on a podcast about Kiss of the Spider Woman and I'm running into a long discussion of what is Molina's gender and sexuality, and I *think* what irks me is the conviction of declaration.+

I dislike the people who RUN from the 6 train to the N/R/W platform, only to come to a screeching halt ON THE STAIRS when their train isn't right there.

YOU CAN USE A WAFFLE IRON ON A POTATO!! I REPEAT, YOU CAN USE A WAFFLE IRON ON A POTATO!!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DpsEhX/

I don't really understand the discussion of the TikTok lady who asked churches for formula. I'm not saying it's a good situation or that there's nothing wrong with the churches, but it sounds like a lot of them directed her to food banks, and that seems ...fine? Most churches aren't Osteen+

Wait, are we doing another Skinny Carrie adaptation?

I've had booze and now I want ice cream

🎶It was an Indian chief and he'd say, "Maggie this is an out dated and racist representation of an entire continent of Indigenous people."🎶

I completely forgot to share this! It's Act 2 of the Scarlet Pimpernel with @mynameispurpose.bsky.social joining @gherrriey.bsky.social and myself! Go, listen! Do something else with your time than sitting on here!

Listen to "The Scarlet Pimpernel - Act 2 (All Versions?) w/ Christine Caccipuoti from Footnoting History" by David Baxter via #spreaker www.spreaker.com/episode/the-...

I see I made a mistake in reducing my muted words.

*sits down after a day of volunteering backstage for a community theater to read BSKY* I think we all need to get hobbies.

I know people are people but the lady next to me is wearing ballet flats with a slit in them that makes them look like cow gloves and has to rock every time she talks so the entire bench is continuously shaking.

Ok, fine, I'm joining in

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Look, I said Nobody and I meant Nobody: Me, bursting through the door: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW THIS RELATES TO DIANE DE PORTIERS

I want a collab with Derek and the Love Luxury Bag account on TikTok on this. Or maybe the guy who takes apart bags? Or a skit from the account who recreates Love Luxury's videos.

Angelina Jolie in Alexander.

I realize I'm quickly becoming an angry old dude but I'm kinda tired of everyone else being selfish jerks.

Three weeks ago, my cpap supplier said they couldn't order my new mask because I had an outstanding balance. I realized that some charges were never forwarded to me and some were paid and not marked as paid. So, when that was cleared up, I paid the remainder. An order was put in but I never got it+

I did a lot of dating and hooking up as the anti small talk movement (...that's a phrase) was rising and I feel like in that, it came out a lack of skill, for various reasons, but the frustrating thing was that changing how I interacted with people didn't change their response.+

"Oh yeah, Madeline Khan! From the My Little Pony Movie!"

what I really want to do is eat an entire chocolate cake like that kid in Matilda.

I want to go to the gym, but I also really want to take a nap

There are these tiktoks coming into my feed that I'm not mad about but it's triggering this mental response of being sad/annoyed/upset/ennui over the fact that I never got to be a twink or other form of skinny/toned/whatever gay before hitting middle aged ...whatever the hell I am.

There's a sentiment when people are trying to debunk Mythical Jesus where they talk about how the gospels show Jesus' followers (and Jesus) making some mistakes and that no one creating a myth would put themselves in such a negative light and I think it's the absolute dumbest argument

.. This podcaster just said Hocus Pocus takes place in Salem Oregon.

I'm trying to understand what use one would need a Catholic AI app for. The stuff mentioned in the ad could just be solved by a searchable PDF file of the Catechism.

@iwriteok.bsky.social in your Thiel episode, you mention The Money Changers and if you're open, I'd like to ask you to rethink this whole concept. How we think of the whole scene in the gospels is generally wrong and perpetuates some bad stereotypes. I hope this thread helps foster understanding.+

I don't even know why companies are pitching "and you can chat with our 24/7 AI representatives!" as a reason why you should sign up. Literally no one wants that. That sound you hear is millions of people crying out "Representative!" all at once.

Also, unicorns are girls and dragons are boys feels weird when the unicorn is a giant horse with a large dick on it's head who only wants to be touched by virgin women.

I feel pretty caught up in polyam names but I've never heard of Dragon Hunting before .... #SeekingSisterWife

I find the insistence on the second amendment weird because we've seen decades of people shooting schools and now CEOS and presidential candidates and no one's* done anything** about anything, so if they're gonna allow kids to be shot AND *waves hand*, then what's the point? *caveats **more caveats

Hrm. Everyone and everything is annoying me this week and I can't figure out why.

If we need a Christian biblical based name to call someone regarding wealth misappropriation and hoarding, I don't understand why we don't just use Pontius Pilate? Actually, I *do* but it revolves around doing research and understanding that his portrayal in the Gospels doesn't match history.

"Grosse Point Meat Sandwich"

Oh no... Do I actually like Muse?

I beg of fellow Theater People to kill your inner cringe. I'm not saying we should have no shame and sing La Vie Boheme at IHOP but I am saying that being an adult who feels that other people liking Hamilton is an ick is something you need to grow up about. You own a libretto of Carrie. Shut up.

The @mta.info refusal to run weekday train schedules on weekends that take over the city (i.e. the NYC Marathon) should be studied for how out of date it is.

VOTERS IN THEIR 40S?!!! I mean, it's true but still.

Flu shot, COVID shot, and early NYC voting.