Matt Shaw was thinking about Charlie Kirk

OMG! The weirdest part of that inning wasn't even the false alarm sirens. The Giants just turned a completely wacky triple play!

Giuseppe Velasquez would’ve been an all time Harry The K name

Damnit, just lost power

Carson DeMartini bomb🤌🏼

(Jack) Dallas sucks

OK I have decided that I hate fucking ABS.

Snow’s already laying on the street

The team wearing the gold medals, dipshit

Well the Sixers had a glut of guards and needed the salary cap room to make another deal. Unfortunately they didn’t make another deal and then they signed a washed up guard to re-create the glut

Rhys Hoskins is in the Guardians’ clubhouse and has a locker.

For those watching at home who haven't been in the arena in Milan, the under-14, 10 and 6-minute timeouts are announced here as "POWER BREAK!" Gonna miss that.

Toews is having a ROUGH game

Devon Toews kinda sucks

Biggest surprise? The Angels have a functioning TV

Phillies lineup for today’s game in Clearwater. Turner 6 Schwarber DH Harper 3 Bohm 5 Marsh 7 Realmuto 2 Stott 4 De La Cruz 9 Rojas 8 Richards RHP

Everytime the Sixers do something frustrating/stupid/flat out dumb, I think of this.

you will never guess what the second skeet in this thread is about.

Charles Barkley calls the New York Knicks the "Dicks" and sends Shaq rolling. 🏀🎙️📺🤣 #NBA

If you see this, post a drummer that starts with the letter B

Any car that hasn't moved in the period between the last storm ending and the next storm beginning should immediately be towed, stripped of hazardous materials, and dumped into the Atlantic Ocean to become artificial reefs like they do with old subway cars.

Our first lineup of the spring!

Phillies lineup vs. Blue Jays in Dunedin. 1:07 p.m. on NBCSP/94WIP. Crawford 8 García 9 Sosa 6 Kemp 7 De La Cruz DH Marchán 2 Moore 4 Cairo 5 Anthony 3 Wilson RHP

Blizzard warning, chance of over a foot of snow, but the Phillies play today

Just like Phil, I did not see that coming

I love Rhys, but where’s he gonna play in Philly? Is pushing Harper to LF a good idea? Harper’s probably a better 1B than Hoskins & Marsh has had a better OPS & OPS+ than Hoskins the past two seasons.

You know it’s spring training when you start getting the itch to post things like “Man, Grant Wolfram’s slider looks nasty”

Baseball

Twenty minutes to baseball.

So NBCSports Philly got rid of Taryn, but kept Barkann & Rick Bo to scream after the games, and Lego Head Ben to ruin both facets of the broadcast

Two guys, one who looks like a divorced dad headed out to meet his ex to get the kids in a Burger King parking lot & a 90 year old with more makeup than an oompa loompa

We should get a massive class action lawsuit against Trump for increased costs caused by his illegal tariffs

2 hours & 20 minutes until the first pitch of spring

What a glorious morning

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Can’t wait for “Stop! Or my mom will shoot again!!”

HERE WE GO. ⚾🌴 NBC Sports Philadelphia's FULL broadcast schedule, details on new digital reporters and more: https://www.nbcsportsphiladelphia.com/mlb/philadelphia-phillies/spring-training-broadcast-schedule-announcers-reporters/716214/

Uggggggghhhhhhh, at least it was the lesbians

Blair Witch Project. First off it fucking sucked. Second, after about 20 minutes I was only watching to see Heather get killed& they robbed me

The Godfather To Have Or Have Not Forrest Gump Jaws MASH Die Hard

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

It entirely depends on MLB owners. If there’s a competitive inbalance, they can agree amongst themselves to more equally share revenues. But the only thing MLB owners have fought longer than paying players is sharing the money with their league partners.