Somebody get Darryn Peterson some of these goddamn bananas

Guy is wide open and Allen misses him by 5 feet… Yikes

Going for it was the right call

The weather turned back to winter in KC today. The next 8 weeks are the longest of the year. We don’t even have the Chiefs in the playoffs for a distraction I hate to say I’m counting the days but I am 100% counting the days

I truly, honestly do not know how Jim Cameron films those Avatar movies. The stories are usually meh but the visuals are just so bonkers good

Sometimes you get the steak just right

On this, pop tarts Bowl day, I’d like to remind you that Frosted Cherry (toasted) is the GOAT pop tart flavor

get in loser we’re going bowling

teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell

When I say every time, I mean every time

The Ham Sniffers is an excellent fake band name

Am I so old and out of touch that I’ve never even heard of the show that’s being described as a “phenomenon”? I mean the answer is yes I’m old and out of touch but I’m usually with it enough to know about most things This one I must have just completely missed

DENNIS

The funniest thing in human history would be for the Chiefs to score a TD here, have Reid wuss out on going for 2 and then Butker misses the PAT and they lose by 1

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own. Tim finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home…

Watching the NBA games on Xmas reminds me of why I never ever watch the NBA. What a terribly boring product this is

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own. Tim finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home…

“For unto us, a child is born…” Every December 25th, we celebrate the birth of our lord and savior, the man who meant the most to the world and who brought light and peace and joy to so many He really is the reason for the season

And Tiny Time, who did NOT die, will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. In its belly, he will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as he is slowly digested over a thousand years

We Wish You Baby, A Merry It's Cold Christmas Outside 🤝 not going until you get some

And Tiny Time, who did NOT die, will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. In its belly, he will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as he is slowly digested over a thousand years

“For unto us, a child is born…” Every December 25th, we celebrate the birth of our lord and savior, the man who meant the most to the world and who brought light and peace and joy to so many He really is the reason for the season

Oysters are on the grill!

Perfect Xmas weather if you asked me

I love this for Amazing Larry. Finally getting his spotlight

Rick Steves is the best of us

Only good decisions

Xmas Vacation is one of my all time favorite movies, so the Xmas Vacation pop up was a must do

KC looking mighty fine on this Xmas Eve Eve

Rick Steves is a real one. High on my list of people I’d love to have a beer with

There was a time when Self would tell a helicopter parent to kick rocks (Marty Frankamp stand up) Now you got guys making millions of dollars and having his camp decide if he can play or not I can see why Roy and Jay Wright said I’m out. I’m not dealing with this shit

Just go away

It’s been a great day all around for the state of Missouri 😂

This KU team plays some nasty defense. If they ever get Peterson playing they might have something

Point two please and thank you

It was me. I did this, somehow, by being rude to Travis Kelce’s steaks.

Missouri people are big mad about the Chiefs moving to Kansas Keep pretending that a brand new domed stadium and entertainment district in Kansas that will attract final fours, concerts and probably a Super Bowl is somehow worse than renovating the 70 year old concrete shell that is Arrowhead

I look forward to Darryn Peterson having practiced all week but since he’s only at 97.8%, there is just no way he can possibly be expected to play tomorrow

Tell us about your balls, Pete

Today is the shortest day of the year. For the next 6 months we get more and more sunlight every day It’s the little things that get you through

The Green Lady Lounge for some live jazz

MFW I realize I got 6+ hours of Xmas shopping in front of me today

Light the lamp, not the rat

The CFP means so little to me that I didn’t even realize one of the games was on tonight

Xmas Vacay has begun!