I might be crazy, but I don’t think I would throw a pitch middle middle to the guy that has 58 HRs

*CONFERENCE ROOM IN SEATTLE* JERRY DIPOTO (Timothy Olyphant?): My anaconda don’t want none… OLDHEAD SCOUTS: *visibly confused* DIPOTO: *sigh* My anaconda don’t want none, *DAN* ASSISTANT GM DAN (Sir Mixalot): Your anaconda don’t want none unless he’s got buns, sir DIPOTO: Unless he’s got buns

I will say that Paul Thomas Anderson’s filmography is a big hole for me. I’ve seen Boogie Nights and Magnolia and that’s it. Never seen There Will Be Blood, The Master, Phantom Thread, or Punch Drunk Love

Tickets for One Battle After Another have been acquired. I am very excite

Rob Manfred, the commissioner of baseball, does everything in his power to allow you to watch less baseball No game 163. Ghost runners in extras so the game gets over more quickly. Rob Manfred sucks

Rod Belding

I honestly can’t read anything Laura Bauer of the KC Star writes about KU with any kind of objectivity after she did a months long hatchet job on Josh Jackson kicking the taillight out of a car. I have no idea what her axe to grind against KU is, but it’s obvious and, frankly, pretty gross

Easily one of the top 2 members of the Catholic clergy who famously supports Chicago area sports teams

Buddy, I don’t even answer phone calls at work let alone on my personal phone Unless I am expecting the call or waiting for a call back on something, you’re gonna leave a message This is especially true at work. You’re gonna give me details and I will call you back when I’m prepared to discuss

Why is Sam Long so goddamn bad?

Ok, this was pretty good

Adam Frazier you magnificent handsome bastard (minus the TOOTBLAN)

Oh wow, what a play by Maikel Garcia

Cole Ragans is fucking ridiculous, my god

Young Frankenstein

My favorite things about the Euro Team photo are 1. Sepp Straka and Victor being each others plus ones and 2. Matt Fitzpatrick looking like he’s going to a middle school dance

Tarik Skubal just did maybe the dumbest baseball play I have ever seen

I mean, everyone should openly despise Dave Portnoy

Yuuuuuup 90% of the stuff at Hampton Court was depictions of Henry the 8th with his junk sticking up through his tunic

The Devil is saying whip me harder daddy

I love unnecessarily sexy statues. My favorite being Thirst Trap Lincoln from the LA County Superior Courthouse.

The person who decided to schedule the Royals last 6 games on the west coast so they don’t start until almost 9PM is on my shitlist

Stolen from Twitter, but I really hope that @edsbs.bsky.social sees the Aphibarnrat edit to the European Ryder Cup Team photo

Designed in MS Paint, this baby is a real beaut!

We used to be a proper country. There is no amount of money I wouldn’t pay for one of these killer Ryder cup sweaters from 1993

If we’re being honest, AT WORST, Kansas should be 6-3 after the Oklahoma State game on 11/1 Cincy, @ UCF, @ TT, KSU, OSU 3-2 is the bare minimum acceptable record in that 5 game stretch. There is an outside shot they go 5-0 and enter the CFP discussion but that’s way down the road

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Everybody likes to quote and laugh at the “I’m a man, I’m 40!” Gundy press conference when in reality it was an extremely rich older man using his position of power and authority to berate, belittle and abuse a younger female reporter for doing her job He’s been an ass a long time. Good riddance

The Bruce Pearl and Mike Gundy podcast

Clayton Kershaw should get 37 inches off the plate in all directions! No, I’m not crazy! He’s an all time great! He’s been doing this a long time! He hates gay people! He should get stuff other pitchers don’t!

Is 2021 Baylor allowed to skip 22% of the games and still get declared champions? The answer to this is 2018 Villanova. They would smoke everyone on this list

Virgos are good bus drivers and P I M P S You’re goddamn right we are

Instead of being worried about the RAPTURE you should be worried about the WRAPTURE. There are only 92 shopping days left until Xmas

God I love Dan Campbell playing to win Andy Reid 100% punts that Lance Leipold 1000000% punts that Play to fucking win

Is it a requirement that unqualified sons named Steve of highly successful coaches have to have really stupid looking hair?

Was nice to see this little guy again at the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam.

Like, I know we’re all supposed to be mad at Disney and boycotting them or whatever…but I’m going to the food and wine festival at Epcot in a couple of weeks and I’m pretty goddamn pumped about it Maybe a bunch of other people will cancel and make the park super empty for me…😬

When it’s Ryder Cup week

Happy “fall” 😒

My next two weeks are just bonkers. Kid has multiple golf tournaments and a football game to march in, we have multiple concerts to go to, and we’re going to Orlando to Disney and maybe (depending on when the game is) the KU/UCF football game

This continued weather pattern of 80 degrees and humid is stupid and I’m done with it

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How did he catch that?!

Those of you watching this game who aren't Chiefs fans or Giants fans,

This is hands down the stupidest football game I have ever watched

Wait till the Ravens score 30 on em next week and they fall to 0-4…

KC has come apart at the seams