This guy doing a Stephen Hawking voice is one of the funniest damn things I’ve seen in a minute

A 3-0 lead is basically insurmountable for this garbage Royals offense

It’s true

World sucks Did a thing

Gary is just the best, man. Just the goddamn best

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Jensen is so damn good. The sound when he catches one is LOUD

The Spieth, Rose, Koepka grouping is also gonna be a lot of fun.

Gary Woodland paired with Scottie and Bobby Mac the first two rounds of the Masters. Lotta heat in that group. Can’t wait!

I specifically block all words and mentions of that dingbat and you people keep reposting his shit into my timeline. Why do you do that? Stop doing that.

Honestly, UCONN keeping it within 6 is a testament to Hurley’s coaching. Michigan had whalloped every team in this tournament. Keeping it close despite being the clearly inferior team was all coaching

Why is Michigan making this so goddamn hard?!

That horseshoe up Danny Hurley’s ass may never ever fall out

Michigan 50% on 2’s UCONN 33% on 2’s Michigan 0% on 3’s UCONN 33% on 3’s It is bad bad news for UCONN that Michigan just went 0-8 from 3 that half and is still up 4 UCONN is gonna need a 8-13 from 3 2nd half if they want to win

May is gonna let Cadeau rot on the bench until half. You watch UCONN go like 9-1 to end this and go in to half up 11

Truly, who could have seen this coming?

It will either be Michigan 79 UCONN 60 or UCONN 64 Michigan 60

Wow, it’s shocking that having a bunch of NBA guys who don’t watch or care about college basketball as the lead studio guys for the tournament isn’t good. And then you add in Bruce Pearl who literally nobody except @snackmantis.bsky.social likes, and you get a wasteland of suck

Happy #Masters week

Rooting for Gary Woodland to win the Masters, obviously, but second choice is Justin Rose. He’s been so close and it would be amazing if he came back after the playoff loss last yr to McIlroy and finished the job Top 5: 1. Gary Woodland 2. Justin Rose 3. Justin Thomas 4. Jason Day 5. Min Woo Lee

It’s now officially Masters week. I have been to the Masters and desire to go back but it’s just so so so hard especially now that they have cracked down on the secondary market. Only way in now is winning the lottery which is obviously basically impossible Some day I’ll make it back Some day

This man is marrying one of the most famous and powerful women on earth

A couple of years ago, wife and I were in Mexico. The night before came home, we shared fajitas at a restaurant. She got Montezuma’s revenge something awful (the worst plane ride of her life) and I was perfectly fine. She got the bad piece of shrimp or chicken and has never let me forget it

One of the coolest baseball pics

We have agents giving advice to players in the middle of a final four game And you wonder why I absolutely hate this era of college basketball

Right to jail, right away

Technically speaking, the resurrected Jesus is more closely related to a revenant or draugr than a zombie as he is not mindlessly searching for flesh to eat. He doesn’t rise to the level of a lich as he does not cast spells or use dark magic. Either way, in his undead form to defeat him you must..

One in the box Ready to go We be fast And he be slow!

Look at this play!

Jo Adell just made one of the most amazing catches I have ever seen in my entire life

I have seen my team get dumptrucked in a semifinal game, live and in person (KU vs Villanova 2018). It was not fun! 0 ⭐️’s! Do not recommend!

Michigan is just so goddamn good That’s why it’s gonna be extra super annoying when UCONN shoots 18/20 from three and Michigan goes 1/21 from three and UCONN wins by 1 point

The Royals are keeping the line moving in a most beautiful way

This Chainsmokers…thing

In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD

GROWN ASS MAN

Illinois is down 7 with 2 1/2 mins left and going to post-ups They deserve to lose

I will say that Underwood is getting pantsed by Hurley in this game

Could Wagler brick more 3’s? Is that humanely possible?

Who could have possibly seen the team with one of the best offenses that KenPom has ever measured going 4/18 from three against UCONN and having less than 50 points with under 8 minutes left? Truly, impossible to predict 🙄

Around 2014 a liberal democrat living in Connecticut and a big UCONN Huskies fan made a deal with the Devil. The offer was that UCONN would have insane, unprecedented success in the NCAA tournament and in return, beginning in 2016, the world would have to suffer through 10+ years of an evil moron

It’s the year of our lord 2026 and the Final Four is not being broadcast in 4K. How is that possible? Why are there so few events in 4K? Every TV is in 4K but you’re lucky to find one or two events in the format. Make it make sense

Somewhere up in heaven, Richard Scarry is like “fuck yeah, told you so”: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

SO MANY PLANTS STOP WIFE ON A MISSION STOP WALLET IN DANGER STOP

We’re at the plant store chucklesImindanger.gif

Out in KC today. We had breakfast at Cafe Corazon in the crossroads, then did the Titanic exhibit at Union Station and are currently drinking at Boulevard. Lots of people out and about, many of them in KC Current gear Beautiful spring Saturday in the city

John St. John, at last, we see each other plain

If you’ve never heard of Tungsten, you must not be a fan of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen #IYKYK