I'd like to issue a formal apology to anyone who read my article about the Crosstown Classic. I deeply regret my words. The birthday card that said PCA was still cool was going way too far. I didn't realize that he was an entitled, silver spoon bitchbaby dickhead. PCA sucks.

On April 9th I called that Miguel Vargas would prove himself this year, but I thought it would take a little longer for him to warm up. Love the guy. You love to see it. But I will never stop using him as a reaction meme.

Never thought I'd be rooting for the Reds again this year, but here we are.

The "green bay sucks" chant at the Rate gave me immense joy.

Happy Crosstown. Chicago!

What I learned when I willingly stepped into Wrigley Field this month @dibillick.bsky.social tells a sort of Crosstown Classic tale www.southsidesox.com/general/1257...

A couple days ago a guy was hitting on me outside London House and I told him my name is Di, short for "Diarrhea".

Lake Michigan is breaching the pier at Hollywood Beach. About to get slabbed

STOP THE PRESSES! It just dawned on me that I'm bummed to miss today's White Sox game. We are so back.

Real baseball, eh? I've been duped before...

Roses are red This post drips of banality I'm about to make this eBike My whole personality

This Sun from 2-4 I'll be participating in a streaming relay to support @extralifechicago.bsky.social! I'll be playing UFO 50: for every $5 dono I'll "shuffle" the current game, for $25 you can pick a game! See you there! DONATE: www.extra-life.org/participant/... WATCH: www.twitch.tv/SoManyBits

Just watched my husband become Lord of the Frenzied Flame, earning him the platinum Elden Ring trophy after 500+ hours. Earnestly proud of him. Meanwhile, he just said, "great job, honey!" when I ate a huge log of fresh mozzarella by myself. Horrible news for the anti-marriage movement.

Deep cuts to blight my ebike

In addition to zip-tying a milk crate onto the cargo rack of my new eBike, it will be plastered with weird stickers to make it less desirable for stealing. Please submit your best sticker ideas.

Everyone on the NFCNorthMemeWar subreddit thinks I'm a dude, and that makes insulting them feel nice.

I couldn't stand Tom Brady for a long time. But man, this dude fucking loves announcing. Hell has frozen over. I like him now. Anyone who loves what they're doing is fun to watch. Look at the goofy ass smile. Alright, back to the hole. P.s. - FTP

Dropping in to ask you to join us for our #extralife4kids stream! We're doing a 10am - 10pm stream, are about four hours in, and have already reached our $1k goal. All proceeds go to @luriechildrens.bsky.social Twitch.tv/somanybits

It's a Pride Miracle! 🌈

Folks, stop. He won't live that long.

Further evidence that the Campfire Milkshake is all-knowing. www.southsidesox.com/2024/4/16/24...

Expedition 33 is teaching me French vulgarities. 🤌🏻

Did we flip timelines when I was sleeping again?

If Schriffen isn't on Twitter anymore, does that mean he's redeemable?

2025 White Sox: bracing for disaster in most situations, not limited to just baseball

John Schriffen: "Opening Day should be a holiday, because we all would love to get the day off..." Another season of tone-deaf idiocy from this clown, and it's not even first pitch.

Friendly reminder about the small, kind things you can do for strangers that don't cost money.

I started an all bird youtube channel for those who like slow-motion videos of birds feeding out of my hand (with no commentary). youtube.com/@urbanbird31...

Earning the trust of wild animals is getting me one step closer to my true calling: lighthouse ghost on an all-seasons island

Behold my wild pets. They were shy this morning, but we got there. It never gets old.

We're at the *Sephiroth summoned meteor* part of America. We're at the Black Gate and the Mouth of Sauron just showed us Frodo's mithryl armor. I think we have to be our own heroes this time.

What if we all got Guy Fieri haircuts to see who are true friends are

It's my 43rd birthday and it's about to be Harry's sixth birthday. I deleted my Twitter account today and that's a big deal, because career things. Rest in piss, x.

Birthday week: *avoid all news for 4 years *handfeed my wild pet birds *attempt to platinum Rebirth *try not to write ten hours a day, the thing I've been doing(my brain is rotting) *get this red dot on my face screened for fuckin cancer *Distant Worlds Chicago *Bills AFC championship holy fuck

This is highly accurate

My TGA 2024 clown makeup application begins soon.

Dragon Quest III 2d HD Remaster hits in all the right places.

If that many citizens voted against their own interests en masse, the blame falls on misinformation. Zoom out, and the culprit is the media. Yes, there are weirdos who hate you. But most (who will have their Medicare taken away, and who will be deported), were fed lies. ⏬️

The turning of the tide

After I vote this Tuesday, I'm hiding in my den and watching nothing but that YouTube channel of the guy who covers songs by making musical instruments out of melons and pumpkins and turning my phone off for an entire day.

A ten year wait. Have fun everyone.

Today is stressful, but knowing that I can play the Vampire Survivors Castlevania DLC while I wait for Dragon Age Veilguard to install makes it better.

Until my oldest internet friend, a woman (girl) I met on the Self (band) message board when we were about 17, joins bluesky, it will be an incomplete circle.

@talespun.bsky.social you're one of a few Twitter friends I've found and I'm glad you're here!

This is Harry, my main. He knows almost thirty commands, and he's a certified trick dog because we're both overachievers. He doesn't like people besides my husband and I. Our birthdays are one week apart. ♒️

One of my two angels is on a bland diet of boiled chicken and rice (which sticks to his ears), so it's scrunchie day. Looks like he's about to sell me some homebrew kombucha.

Being this open and vulnerable in order to inspire and inform others, while discarding the ego completely, is the most heroic form of true masculinity. This man documenting his literacy journey and breaking through his shame to find joy is magnificent. www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/20...

Trying to find your friends from twt on here like

Formal introduction -a dude - a hunk of a dude -that was she’s the man -I work at a game store -a dad of a princess -movies,books,anime -loves a good cry -loves good food -loves you